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You know, I used to think you were a nice guy. Or at least a /funny/ dick. But after seeing your true face this night playing Uno, I can no longer bear your presence upon these forums, nay, the Internet, nay, the world itself. In the voice call you destroyed me utterly, scheming my demise together with your so-called "waifu" @HMN as well as that dastardly brit and the "SECRET" SHITPOSTER YOU LITERALLY INVITED PURELY TO INCREASE YOUR SERVER'S SHITPOSTING POWER. It started out innocent enough when you made a fucking meme because I said "childhood" like "childhoods". I mean fine, it was funny, for the first three fucking seconds. TOO BAD YOU KEPT IT UP ALL NIGHT. But you weren't satisfied with that, were you? You just had to fucking kill my dog too. Okay let's back up here. You know how Zaka writes about his cooking sometimes? https://disearnestlydisearnest.wordpress.com/2016/05/10/cooking-with-zaka-a-super-legit-tomato-sauce-narrative/ I used to think it was funny, too. But what you don't realize is how he uses these concoctions. Well, he gave a batch of that awful salsa to us, and just as fucking expected it was bland as shit. We ended up giving half of it to the family dog, and now you realize his ingenious plan - yeah, he was actually trying to poison poor Mahmood to death. YOU INSULTED ME ALL NIGHT AND KILLED MY DOG. You know what I want now, don't you? It's time for a battle at the crack of dawn, 1v1, random starting order, ACKNOWLEDGE ALL DRAW CARDS, no stacking, Final Destination: Egypt. I'm going to destroy you at uno so hard you won't know what hit you, until you realize that addition by four is triggering your PTSD. Have fun passing your math classes, you god damn conniving wannabe cat. 1v1 me in uno tonight or I will give you a taste of your own FUCKING SALSA AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT.

so i've been eyeing this telescope for a good 2-3 years now, and well i now some how own it! its called a Vixen Optics 39952 A80Mf Telescope here's a link to get your own https://www.amazon.com/Vixen-Optics-39952-A80Mf-Telescope/dp/B0027VSSUE/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&qid=1515760152&sr=8-8&keywords=vixen+telescope heres Vixen's site - https://global.vixen.co.jp/en/ heres the US site - https://www.vixenoptics.com/ this is a $400+ telescope. i did do a unboxing and puting it together video. i cant wait to use this telescope!

Vixen's got some next-level marketing going on.

ef (the first tale) and eden* have to be my favorites. My God they are beautiful.

All these fake weebs disgust me. Anyways recently I got new shelves and some new games so here is my new setup.

Nice! I hope you are able to find your waifu among the stars

I feel like I accidentally stepped into the underworld and saw some things no human being should ever witness

Oh yeah, totally forgot, LB's OP is definitely one of my favs. Every time I hear that song I can't help jumping and pumping my fist

All the VNs in Steampunk-series have god-tier openings. Ones from Sharnoth and Gahkthun being probably my favorites I also have soft spot for the OP of Kusarihime. It's kind of endearingly retro

Choosing only one is just painful, so I'll post some of my favorites. Fortissimo//Akkord:Bsusvier Hatsuyuki Sakura Pastel Chime 3 Bind Seeker

This list won't feature the VNs in order of "how good they are". Rating them would be way too much of a clusterfuck to me. The VNs are not in their respective order. Meaning number 1 is not the best, and so on. 1_CHAOS; HEAD 2_Cross Channel 3_G-Senjou no Maou 4_Fate/Stay Night 5_Forest This Visual Novel is the easiest visual novel translated to get a bad ending without using a walkthrough- which just adds to the fun of it. It makes a massive amount of references to common literature, which makes it even better. 6_Katahane It may seem like an ordinary moege- the atmosphere is light, the story is full of cuteness, which you can note by the character design and soundtrack. It gets really good in the middle, and you'll be dying to know what happens in the end. A game with multiple perspectives, it's definitely one of the most enjoyable Visual Novels I've ever read. 7 Majikoi 8_Little Busters! 9_Tsukihime "You shouldn't tell lies that you can't even fool yourself with" 10_Swan Song A post apocalyptic Visual Novel. 11_Symphonic Rain It may seem like your ordinary moege. Trust me, it's not. 12_Sharin no Kuni, Himawari no Shoujo (and sequel) 13_Sekien no Inganock Steampunk. An atmosphere full of mysteries and references that will make your head blow up. 14_Steins; Gate A visual novel that deals extensively with time travel and it's consequences. 15_Utawarerumono 16_Fault: Milestone (1 & 2) 17_Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni 18_Kara no Shoujo 19_Umineko no Naku Koro ni 20_Planetarian 21_Ever 17 Another top 10. 22_Remember11 It lacks in the ending, but otherwise the story of this VN has enough to easily become one of my all-time favorites. 23_Zanmataisei Demonbane 24_Rewrite "Could it possibly be rewritten, this fate of hers?" Another one that enters the top 10. 25_Narcissu 26_Grisaia no Kajitsu 27_Saya no Uta Only if you enjoy dark and messed up settings. 28_Higanbana no Saku Yoru ni 29_Eien no Aselia 30_Rose Guns Days (1 & 2) There are small sections of gameplay on this one, but you can skip them by pressing the space bar, so this still qualifies. 31_Sengoku Rance I feel obliged to comment on this VN before suggesting it to anyone. It's an Alicesoft title, which speaks a lot for itself... If you don't know how it's going to be like, well.. Kind of tough to describe. Lots of sex, including comedy rape. Alicesoft tends to make the whole story a comedy until right near the end, where things actually do get serious. It's worth checking out, if you don't mind Rance's personality. 32_Phenomeno Want a short VN that can captivate you for their whole duration? Here is it. Visual novel adapted from the youth horror novel written by Hajime Ninomae and illustrated by yoshitoshi ABe. 33_Ef- A Fairy Tale of the Two 34_Dysfunctional Systems Another one great for those who want short Visual Novels. 35_Daibanchou Another Alicesoft title. While Rouga is not near Rance's level when it comes to pissing off people, alicesoft's style is something which often doesn't please people. 36_Yume Miru Kusuri The endings pack quite a punch. 37_Kikokugai- The Cyber Slayer 38_Eden 39_Hoshizora no Memoria 40_Katawa Shoujo Yep, it's somewhat overrated. Still, the fact that it is substantially easier for those who are starting to play visual novels to read should not be discarded, and overall, the story was good. 41_World End Economica 42_YU-NO 43_Shikkoku no Sharnoth Yep, there is a minigame on this one. If you download a save data you can skip the minigame, though. So it still qualifies. Another VN that enters my top 10. 44_Muv Luv Alternative The first Muv Luv didn't have enough to enter this list. You should still read it, though~ MLA is definitely awesome. 45_Dangan Ronpa 46_Comyu - Kuroi Ryuu to Yasashii Oukoku 47_Hanachirasu 48_Ayakashibito 49_I/O 50_Deardrops

So, what are your favorite opening movies in the VNs you've already read or want to read? As for me, if I had to pick one opening, I'd choose Steins;Gate 0. It really shows how popular the SG franchise is, because it looks like bigger budget went into this OP's production than some VNs have a a whole. Incidentally, I haven't read S;G0 yet, so I can't say how well it connects to the actual story. There are a lot more openings I like, including the Minori works or Muv-luv Alternative, but I would also want to mention the second opening movie from Hello, Lady!. It looks pretty spoilerous, so watch on your own risk. The reason: I wasn't particularly interested in the title before I've seen this opening, but it looks so intriguing so I was immediately sold out, and now it's one of the top untranslated VNs I want to read.

lots of hate? apart from the translation of the secondary routes, it's one of the best (imho, THE BEST) VN ever. Anyway, I suggest you to play Noble Works. Good story, great characters, good artworks. I like it almost as much as I like Kono Oozora.

Of course the match ends in disappointment much like my first sexual encounter

I read through each of them in an hour and a half to two hours... I imagine that most people would manage to do so in three. The series is episodic, not heroine/romance-focused. Each volume covers an incident, mission, or episode in the characters' lives, at least so far.

Yumiko is the only one with no bad ending best gril confirmed

Enjoyed the games before this one, so I obviously had to get Miburo. As usual sofmap offered the best extras. Four extras in addition to the artbook and short soundtrack of the first press edition. Namely a wallscroll, two shikishi and an Okita Souji drama disc. If you want to see some pics of what I bought, look into the spoiler below Backlogs and real life are a thing, so I am planning to finish this game by 2030

Happy birthday to both of mod @Eclipsed and @Shikomizue. Hope both of you have a good year ahead.

Two boys face each other at the edge of oblivion, fiercely illuminated by the dawns morning glow. Once, they might have called each other comrade, friend, lover. Now, they only call each other one word, enemy. One outcome is certain, when the final rays of light are extinguished only one will be left standing. The other, will be left in the elements to rot, a testament to mans savage and bestial nature. Also, they will represent failure since they lost like a lil' puss.

Ah, who were you, my child? My love? My companion? Through the darkness I walked and You used to be the light of my life. Now, that night is finally gone, so does the light, disappearing with the dawning. I've always been bothered by this line in your sig. As thanks for replying to a silly shitpost, here's an attempt at an edit: Ah, who were you – my child, my love, my companion? While I wandered the darkness you were the light of my life, but when morning came at last you disappeared, fading into the rays of dawn.

Budget? And there are 2 more of them. But my favorite would be the UBW and HF Op.

I like bois

I want a Makina really, really badly.

i like its anime-style... just little bit confused though, why japanese call this as "movie" and not "video" instead...

Totally biased, but I love Rewrite's OP, Philosophyz

Really? Really? I'd like to direct you to this article, hsmsful: How To Write A Funny Post. There's a choice excerpt in there: "Humor lies in the ordinary. In the emotions that everyone can understand." Do you really think anyone else can understand what you're saying? I get it, this is the Coliseum of Chatter, it's a free-for-all, you can post anything you like, hehe let me jerk off my buddies by posting our inside meme jokes even though nobody else on the entire forum knows what the hell we're talking about type section of the forum. Even that has its limits, though. I'm no master of shitposting, not necessarily the funniest guy around either, but this indecipherable garbage doesn't belong here or anywhere else, except maybe r/ComedyCemetery. What even is this? I like you and respect you, Zaka, at least more than OP, but I really think whatever this is should have died in your discord server and remained buried there. I apologise if I'm coming across as aggressive here, I really don't mean to. But first that guy with the dying dog and the salsa, now this...

In lieu of a reply to this malicious screed, let me present some poetry constructed purely of things this young man has actually said: My gay senses are tingling I'm feeling the climax I have airbags under my eyes My gay senses are tingling I have no male brothers I am displeased and I want to fuck some gay boys I have airbags under my eyes Oh my

sometimes I hate myself : I totally forgot about these two beautiful openings ( I already finished them a long time ago) Having said that, I have a weakness for this intro : Let's be clear: just like LB! Ex's intro, it's probably the music that enchants me And I almost forget another one of my favorites :

Hatsuyuki Sakura and ef -the first tale- have already been posted, so I'll go with...

This is still such a amazing and ambitious opening

Good parts in Michiru's route: Michiru

If we're talking about intro movies in general, i'm going with Divi-Dead (it's great once you know the context) If we're talking about proper openings with songs, i'll probably go with this one from Phantom of Inferno

Source: https://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=122478

Pepper your angus for Total War : Three Kingdoms.

The real mvp...

One too many dimensions.