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My biggest confession yet. This one will decide my fate, causing me to be hated by entire sections of the internet forever.

I don't like yuri.

 

Me too, brother.

I also don't like lolis.

 

I'm such a deviant. 

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Yuri is like loli. It's adorable to watch.  Mostly because the yuri I read is WAFF stuff where they are in middle school, and they are still experimenting.  I usually don't touch adult yuri with a 3 meter pole, but the under age stuff is generally adorable as fuck. 

 

I also enjoy knowing that if extrapolated a few years, the relationship will never work out, and at least one of the girls will kill the other.

 

Threesomes on the other hand, are hawt, because its like having one girl to bang, except two, and both are perfectly fine with it, and actually want it.  It also means that the relationship between them is far stronger than two people, which is nice for the peace of mind if you feel like inserting yourself.

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Well, let's pretend for a moment you like girls. Now, what if instead of having a male (which you don't like) and a female (which you do like) in a... um... science experiment, you have 2 females? Instantly 100% better. :P (and vice versa for girls obviously)

I get it.  You're insinuating that I'm a homosexual!  Hue hue hue hue.

 

I already got that, but I just don't get how it, well, gets people going that much.  I know a lot of heterosexual males that are obsessed with lesbian sex to the point where they will literally drop whatever they're doing if they hear the word "lesbians" and "sex" in the same sentence and run over to the source.

 

Hrrmmm

I've never imagined myself as the dude in any of my for-the-purpose-of-self-satisfying media, but I guess I can understand that.

Now, how about Zeno :sachi:

Nope.  I don't insert myself into any sex scene meant to be fap fodder, be it real or fake.  Sorry to disappoint :illya:

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I get it.  You're insinuating that I'm a homosexual!  Hue hue hue hue.

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I don't get to use this gif enough

 

I already got that, but I just don't get how it, well, gets people going that much.  I know a lot of heterosexual males that are obsessed with lesbian sex to the point where they will literally drop whatever they're doing if they hear the word "lesbians" and "sex" in the same sentence and run over to the source.

*runs over to Zeno*

 

Nope.  I don't insert myself into any sex scene meant to be fap fodder, be it real or fake.  Sorry to disappoint :illya:

Of course you don't, can't exactly insert yourself into a screen. :makina:

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I asked to most of my female friends if they like man on man "action", 4 out of 5 answered me absolutely no! (and I don't think they were lying, all of them told me they enjoyed "normal" porn) I asked the same question to my male friends about girl on girl "action"...the answer was yes, from all of them. (I can't ask them about yuri or yaoi because they don't know shit about anime, vns, manga or anything related to this kind of stuff)

So is quite unusual to find a guy who doesn't like yuri, not saying there is something wrong with that or anything it's just unusual.

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When I said 'how about Zeno' i meant 'how about Zeno's reasons for not liking Yuri,' not if you did the immersion thing :makina:

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Only reason I could think of why a heterosexual male wouldn't at least like yuri imo is if you homophobic or something (which is perfectly ok! but YOU'RE STILL DEAD TO ME)

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Only reason I could think of why a heterosexual male wouldn't at least like yuri imo is if you homophobic or something (which is perfectly ok! but YOU'RE STILL DEAD TO ME)

Dude...remember when I said that a friend came out to me, and I was pretty much just like, "Cool, bro.  You beat Majora's Mask yet?*"  I'm most certainly not homophobic.

 

*Exaggerated, I'd never be as smooth as that even if I tried.

 

It's actually kind of hard to describe how I feel about yuri and yaoi.  I guess..."indifferent" would be the most correct.  Neither of them really do anything for me.

 

Confession: I was a dumbass and forgot I had my flash drive in my pocket when I did laundry.  Went through the washer and dryer, and the damn thing still works.  None of the files on it were damaged, either.

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Ye i wasn't saying you were, just that it was the only reason I could think of why one would be immune to... getting excited regarding two members of the opposite gender going at it :sachi:

I guess I'll just settle for your 'It simply just doesn't turn me on' reasoning :scottsune:

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Confession: I don't like yaoi at all.  The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit).  I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.

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Confession: I don't like yaoi at all.  The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit).  I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.

well from what I read and have been told about enzai is more like rape than anything else (underage rape)

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Confession: I don't like yaoi at all.  The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit).  I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.

Sweet pool sounds really nice, but it's Nitro+Chiral, so it's almost a given. Enzai sounds bad. Then again, this is all from this one blogger I really like. (Goldensneer for those curious.)

I think I'm about to have an existential crisis

People I didn't think existed exist and now I need to know what else I was always wrong about

Next thing you know there will be people who take issue with lolis

This is probably more common knowledge, but did you know there are straight males and lesbians who like yaoi, and gay men dislike it? Oh, and there are numerous people who dislike kids, and by extension lolis. Myself included

Confession: I really wish there were better yaoi and yuri VNs. It's rather disappointing to me.

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Do I... do I... have a fan? O:

Indeed, sir, you do. Everyone's invited to our wedding! \( ^.^ )/

 

 

 

Heh, "insert"

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Flutterz your gifs always kill me.

 

 

 

Confession: I don't like yaoi at all.  The first yaoi VN I ever tried was Enzai... nope, I couldn't get through it (mostly bored & weirded me out a bit).  I don't mind seeing it randomly in things I play or watch, but I rather it not be the focus.

 

Anything yaoi makes me extremely uncomfortable. 

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