Chewy Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Like seriously, what is the dumbest thing you have seen, done, heard of, whatever? It doesn't even have to be a story. I'll start: When I was an innocent 9 year old kid, I jumped off a tree 8m high and yea... Luckily I landed on a branch only 3m down and I landed well and the branch was sturdy. Otherwise, I'd probably not be able to walk now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Well, maybe it's not the dumbest thing ever, but I once ate so many blueberries in a day that my poop turned blue... yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddle Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 My life. Monmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 A bit over a year ago, I became a moderator at fuwanovel. Dragoon, Kaguya and Chewy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 This thread Chewy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderfullyevil Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 When I was little, I once brushed my teeth while eating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 A bit over a year ago, I became a moderator at fuwanovel. Chewy and MasterTreecko 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XReaper Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 ...its refusing to read eroge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlessn1ght Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Hating SAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B0X0R Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 What if there were a bunch of little Eddie Murphy's controlling a life size Eddie Murphy, that is controlling a mecha sizes Eddie Murphy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Liking Naruto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CruelN1N1 Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Failed to notice it was a trap doujin and aborted operation when almost succes it Chewy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmsful Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 Being Egyptian..... Chewy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Haven't been to Micky D's in a long time so when I went there the other day Can I get a double quarter pounder with cheese "Sorry we only serve breakfast items during breakfast hours" FUHHH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 reading a vn (in japanese!) just to find out 4 hours later that it was a nukige.... all that effort wasted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 All the stuff I did as an autistic kid in school still haunt me in my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 You. Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 This is the dumbest thing out of all of your things. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47mWYimY0D0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverLi Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 I called one of my teachers in High School a lot of really bad racist things in an anonymous survey because he was spending 50% of the time joking with a guy I hate and he could't understand me. Apparently my homeroom teacher read all these surveys. Oh boy it was lively. Yes I was a fucking bullhead when I was younger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted July 23, 2015 Author Share Posted July 23, 2015 You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 This is how I imagine Chewy right now; And like that, this thread was born. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 People who dislike Shinji for the reason that he is too "whiny". #ShotsFired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted July 23, 2015 Share Posted July 23, 2015 Are examples going to be provided? Okay, but I'm only gonna go into my lighter stuff. I would probably die if I dived into one of my more embarrassing moments. So yeah, I told my friend about this crush I had on a girl in our class. He was joking around saying I should tell her I love her, but I thought he was being serious. So, without having a lot of prior engagements, I go up to the girl and boldly declare my love for her. She's kinda the shy type, so her face explodes in a vibrant red color and is rendered speechless. Very shortly afterwards, she briskly walks off without saying anything back to me. I go back to my friend and ask "hey, did I do it wrong?" and he said "dude, I was just joking!". That bastard had the meanest grin on his face too. So yeah, after that I had gained the valuable wisdom of how not to get a girlfriend. Hanako, Chewy and CruelN1N1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joehawks12 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 you guys ever been stabbed? Boy, not a fun sensation. oh don't get me wrong, i wasn't mugged or anything like that. It happened when i was like 5 or 6 and i did it to myself. i was one of those precocious little shits, and on top of it i had adhd, so when my dad was doing diy in my room in our newly built house, he put his knife down on top of the ac while he went out the window and worked on the roof, and told me not to touch it or stab myself. So of course, like the retarded shithead i was, i stabbed myself. Made a pretty damn good gash in my knee about 20 centimeters deep. still have the scar, and whenever i see it i start to smile or laugh. God damn i was such a shithead as a kid. don't know how my parents dealt with it on top of being the worlds most hyperactive kid to the point where i wouldn't properly say words because they didn't come out fast enough for me. bahaha, just re imagining it is making me laugh. I still remember my dad being completely serious before climbing out the window. "do NOT touch this, and do NOT stab yourself". As soon as he was gone, i picked it up, pointed it at my leg, and thrust down about as hard as a 5 year old could. Bahahaha, funny shit. Man, i was always susceptible to reverse psychology when i was younger, especially when they weren't intentionally using reverse psychology. What a shit head young me was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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