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The New Fuwanovel (Now Extra Salty)


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A lot of you are aware of Fuwanovel's undergoing several changes lately. Well today I'd like to announce some big annoucements to get you all riled up for the upcoming age of Fuwanovel.

 

We heard the cries of many of our users throughout the history of Fuwanovel, so we think it's about time we address all of them.

 

Since we no longer have torrents, we're basically dead, and thus we have decided to change our domain once again to http://fuwanovel.rip which will feature several pictures of alpacas for our users to picture themselves hugging and feeling better about themselves.

 

Now onto the new forum fretures.

First off I'm proud to annouce we have partnered up with Domino's Pizza Japan and will from this day on host pizza giveaways every week. You pay for the shipping though.

 

Threads on Fuwanovel will now have double the amount of salt as they used to have. We figured our users really like salt after extensive research in our laboratories, and thus we decided to create bot accounts in order to troll all of our users so we can produce more salt for everyone to enjoy!

 

Fuwanovel decided to branch off of regular visual novels and will now also be featuring nukige in its catalogue. Since we know our users are very sexually frustrated, we thought it'd be a great idea to help them by providing copious amounts of Japanese two dimensional child pornography.

 

Due to the uprising of the Love Live faction, we have decided to create the subdomain http://lovelive.fuwanovel.net which will be solely dedicated to discussing love live and posting random pictures.

 

We have also talked to JC Staff and have acquired licensing rights to Milky Holmes, which we will use to put advertisements of all over our website.

 

The pulltop yakuza has reported to us that Run is still not unbanned. We're very proud of this fact and will keep up the efforts to let Run remain banned for the glory of Scott.

 

And last but not least, one of our amzing users, solidbatman, will be having a monthly event where he dresses up in only an apron and prepares pancakes for the entire Fuwanovel community.

 

We hope these annoucements excite you, we've worked very hard to make Fuwanovel what its users wanted it to be, and we hope to keep having your support from now on.

 

Stay awesome, and have some fun with Miku!

 

 

これはエイプリル・フールのうそです。真面目にしないで下さい。

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I'm actually an experimental bot, training to ruin fun for everyone in order to generate more salt. Look forward to my upcoming upgrades!

 

Example given:

 

Long live Run:

 

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Ren, there's like 0.5 good anime represented among your figures, the rest is all unredeemable shit. Up your game please.

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I'm actually an experimental bot, training to ruin fun for everyone in order to generate more salt. Look forward to my upcoming upgrades!

 

Example given:

 

Ren, there's like 0.5 good anime represented among your figures, the rest is all unredeemable shit. Up your game please.

Who cares if the anime is shit if the figures are sexy or cute

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