InvertMouse Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I rarely read any H-scenes so I'm unsure, but I have come across one time where the writer went out of his way to use the word "penis". The alternatives he came up with made it too obvious and it was distracting as hell (-U-). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Heroine: "Do you like my breasts? Even though they're so big/small?" MC: "I love them because they're yours." Whenever I see that I start laughing. It's just so disgustingly sappy I can't help myself. heavenlysf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted May 24, 2014 Share Posted May 24, 2014 Heroine: "Do you like my breasts? Even though they're so big/small?" MC: "I love them because they're yours." Whenever I see that I start laughing. It's just so disgustingly sappy I can't help myself. It's similar to MC: I'm going down on you! Heroine: NOOOO! It's dirty MC: Ain't nothing dirty 'bout you! *nom nom nom* Lord Umber, Karakkan and yvetox 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akitak Uzu Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Since no one mentioned this, "It's so big and I can't believe this was inside me" You know that line is mentioned when there is a oral sex scene and after the heroine lost her virginity. Lord Umber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Since no one mentioned this, "It's so big and I can't believe this was inside me" You know that line is mentioned when there is a oral sex scene and after the heroine lost her virginity. Sometimes they also mention it before with something like "It's so big, can this really go inside me?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 There is no one home, therefore the logical conclusion is to have sex. Zenophilious, heavenlysf, Yukiru and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 or: Everyone has gone home from school, let's have sex. Or simply: let's have sex. When circumstances are irrelevant because why bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 or: Everyone has gone home from school, let's have sex. Or even: "There's no one in the general vicinity (indoors or outdoors). Let's have sex." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night. It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanako Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 For more S&M oriented games, there's always the classic "dog walk" something no one sane would ever do- for some reason, nobody ever sees you when you put a collar in your lover and decide to have a walk through the park at night. and handcuff someone in classroom? xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 It's an alternative universe where people are domesticated, clearly. Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Oh, so since it's normal in the universe, they have this mechanism in their body that automatically warns everyone in a 100 km distance that they're having private time with their pet, and thus others should stay away. I see, it makes sense. Protagonists are secretly omnipotent beings, but they do not realise it, it is a power that is activated subconsiously by their lust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanako Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "heh?... It's the wrong hole." "Don't worry, you'll feel good soon enough." A classic one ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 I think I saw a lot of scenes like; > Girl wants to make the guy feel good, so she performs fellatio > "I'm not sure how to do this, so tell me if I am doing it right" or so > "Do _______" > "L-like this?" My point is, girls never ever watch porn (or anything like that) in VNs while guys have full knowledge about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wyldstrykr Posted June 30, 2015 Share Posted June 30, 2015 what is the most common one since there are many commons? also LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ittaku Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Here's a few I think may or may not have been missed: "I started to feel like teasing her" from an otherwise gentle protagonist Stopping stimulating her till she says what she wants by name "My voice is coming out by itself" It got even bigger Women urinating after orgasm Painful first experiences that always wane and turn into ecstasy Insides that squirm like they have a life of their own All semen is tasty or at least enjoyable because "it has your taste" My mind went all white I feel numb from pleasure I'm going to feel strange I want yours (not what, just whose) but that's just literal Japanese translation ztrepzilius and XReaper 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redemption Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 It's so big! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tawm Posted July 1, 2015 Share Posted July 1, 2015 Doesn't matter how sexually experienced the women of a VN are. Even if they've taken miles upon miles of cock meat, the protags' is just the best. Even if he's 12 and the female in question is 45 with 6 children. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeah Way Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 My all-time gavourite has got to be: "Iyaaaaa~ o-shiri na no niiii~ konna ni kimochi iiiiii~" TL: "Nooooo~ it feels so good even though it's my buttttttt~" Zakamutt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorp Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawasumi Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria! this has bothered me as well, girls dont bleed that much, if they bleed at all. "sugoi" "it wont fit!" "not there" "I love you" "your inside" "it hurts, but its okay because its <protag>" "kihihi, your like a baby when you do that" (protag sucking on some sweet ass nipples) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 The most disgusting thing to read and it is on every vn... is the fucking "*sluuuuuuuuurp* *sluuuuuuuuurp*" why do you have to subtitle that sound this followed with those weird and awkward sounds... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronIsCrunchy Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I suppose this only works with translations, but quite frequently you might actually get quite a nice description of the intimacy between the two (or more) people and then they throw in the word 'c**t' or 'twat'. So hilariously out of place. Zenophilious and Tyrael 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B0X0R Posted July 22, 2015 Share Posted July 22, 2015 I was always disturbed on the insane amount of blood they always get in defloration. That looks like poor girls got stabbed in the arteria! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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