Mr Poltroon Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 11 hours ago, Flutterz said: I wish there were more people like you ... I could have said something of the sort yesterday, but I guess now you've said it for me. Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Okarin Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Confession: I've never fapped to a VN. Though I'm too old for that, started with VNs at the age of 28. It's also that most H scenes that come my way aren't exactly enticing or great. Kawasumi and Mr Poltroon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 The last episode of RWBY of season 3... Literally Game of Thrones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I just baked some chocolate chip cookies. The recipe is apparently very timing sensitive, since each batch came out of the oven looking quite different from the others (differences in both puffiness and the degree to which the cookies had started to caramelize). Confession: I had to eat one of each batch immediately to see which one was best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted February 14, 2016 Author Share Posted February 14, 2016 Confession: My ex and I once again had sex on Valentine's Day as fuck buddies. I ended up buying her a very expensive lingerie set, where she proceeded to dress up like a school girl for some costume/roleplay fun. It was only after the sex did I realize that I ended up spending a large amount of money on a free set of clothes for her. Fuck me. I spent the rest of my time in TeamSpeak watching Skelter Heaven/Mars of Destruction while eating potato chips with Nosebleed. Eclipsed and Kawasumi 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Its okay Renpai, "doesn't matter, had sex" should apply. For the latter bits w/ Nosebleed, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 How much did you pay? Depending on the answer, you could've gotten a cosplaying hooker or a runaway schoolgirl from craigslist instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 15 hours ago, TexasDice said: How much did you pay? Depending on the answer, you could've gotten a cosplaying hooker or a runaway schoolgirl from craigslist instead. Victoria's Secret Valentine's Day shop collection isn't cheap; she got a free set of underwear from me. On 2/11/2016 at 1:25 AM, Flutterz said: Confession: The fact that people don't treat walking in general like driving massively irritates me. STAY ON THE RIGHT SIDE, GOD DAMMIT If you live in the Kanto region, you better learn that the left side is for standing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 2 minutes ago, OriginalRen said: If you live in the Kanto region, you better learn that the left side is for standing. Thank god I don't live in the Kanto region! Standing on the left side... the savages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 Just now, Flutterz said: Thank god I don't live in the Kanto region! Standing on the left side... the savages! I agree. It's kind of like how America doesn't use the metric system. Let's now band together and make fun of Japan for driving on the wrong side of the road like idiots. Freedom! Kenshin_sama 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 11 minutes ago, Flutterz said: Thank god I don't live in the Kanto region! Standing on the left side... the savages! People in the civilised world (everywhere except America ... and other scatterings) drive on the left for reasons to do with gentlemanly behaviour. Americans drive on the right for reasons to do with ... vast bulk. How very apt. Let me explain. People in the civilised world would ride on the left so they can stab (in a civilised fashion) anybody they didn't like coming the other way. Their sword arm would be their right arm, and riding on the left allows them to do this. All very civilised. Americans drive on the right because in ancient times (for them) they used to have these big, fat ... wagons (which could maybe serve as a metaphor) and to make sure they didn't collide with oncoming traffic they'd be seated on the left and the passing traffic would pass on their left. So most people drive on the left for civilised reasons, except for America who drive on the right for ... size related reasons. Eclipsed and Mr Poltroon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Bats was right to do an article about Professor Rooke, this guy knows his shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 46 minutes ago, Rooke said: People in the civilised world (everywhere except America ... and other scatterings) drive on the left for reasons to do with gentlemanly behaviour. Americans drive on the right for reasons to do with ... vast bulk. How very apt. Let me explain. People in the civilised world would ride on the left so they can stab (in a civilised fashion) anybody they didn't like coming the other way. Their sword arm would be their right arm, and riding on the left allows them to do this. All very civilised. Americans drive on the right because in ancient times (for them) they used to have these big, fat ... wagons (which could maybe serve as a metaphor) and to make sure they didn't collide with oncoming traffic they'd be seated on the left and the passing traffic would pass on their left. So most people drive on the left for civilised reasons, except for America who drive on the right for ... size related reasons. But by driving on the right side with our wagons, the civilized folk would drive on the same side coming towards us. Their measly swords would not be able to handle the bulk of our wagons running them over and grinding them into the dirt with their horse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Confession: Surprisingly, I managed to get through valentine's day without spending the whole day alone with suicidal thoughts for once. Thank god I had a concert to go to I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 My history with applying screen protectors particle free 4.5" phone : fk that was hard PS Vita: FK that was hard New Nintendo 3DSXL: OMFG what the FK!! 10" tabby: just kill me now.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Just now, Eclipsed said: My history with applying screen protectors particle free 4.5" phone : fk that was hard PS Vita: FK that was hard New Nintendo 3DSXL: OMFG what the FK!! 10" tabby: just kill me now.. I only tried by hand with Vita the thing is I didn't realize the white thing the protector came with was supposed to be the thing I was going to wipe the Vita with had to trash it ...at least the one for the rear pad sort of worked ...by which I mean it's bubbly at places and I managed to stick it upside down >_> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 On 2016-02-14 at 8:29 PM, Nashetania said: The last episode of RWBY of season 3... Literally Game of Thrones. It was a really good season, I really hate it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nashetania Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 20 minutes ago, atorq said: It was a really good season, I really hate it. I can't wait for season 4~~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Confession: I only just now figured out how to look at the list of posts made by people I follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 On 1/30/2016 at 1:42 AM, Fred the Barber said: Confession: So I was kind of seeing someone back in November, and she left the country for a 2-month vacation. She just got back two days ago and immediately texted me saying we should meet up, so we had dinner tonight. On the way there, I was thinking "I have zero chemistry with this girl. I need to find a way to turn this 'sort of seeing' thing into a 'not seeing' thing, without hurting her feelings, so I can feel good about dating that other girl I had drinks with earlier this week". I arrived at dinner, and she casually mentioned that while she was back home, her parents talked her into moving back to her home country for good, and that she already has a one-way ticket back home in two months. First thought: Second thought: Everything worked out better than expected. Well then, things worked out at least even if it was super convenient for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Confession: I'm going to a planetarium on Wednesday \ / Funyarinpa and Tyrael 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ike Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 34 minutes ago, Flutterz said: Confession: I'm going to a planetarium on Wednesday \ / "Why don't you come to the planetarium? The beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter what. All the stars in the sky are waiting for you." Yes, I had to do it. On a serious note, planetariums are cool af. I've been in some before and they're a great experience. Now I'm jealous Funyarinpa 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Ike said: "Why don't you come to the planetarium? The beautiful twinkling of eternity that will never fade, no matter what. All the stars in the sky are waiting for you." Yes, I had to do it. On a serious note, planetariums are cool af. I've been in some before and they're a great experience. Now I'm jealous Thanks for the reference, wanted to make one too but couldn't lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 10 points for the most clever and unexpected reference, could have also said that I'm probably going to meet a planetarian there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted February 16, 2016 Share Posted February 16, 2016 I finally decided that I had enough of my facial hair interfering with my attempts to consume food, so I decided to attack it with huge ass scissors that even Senjougahara would consider excessive in the dorm bathroom. While I was in life or death combat with my facial hair two dude bros walk in with nothing, but their underpants on. They were talking about dude bro A's girlfriend and if she was really into him or not. This went on for awhile before I heard this exchange. Dude bro B: So how far have you gone in private? Dude bro A: Well she let me fist her last weekend. Dude bro B: Well if she let you fist her she is probably into you. Me: (thinking to myself) Is this what real life relationships are? rainsismyfav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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