Fred the Barber Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Confession: I just spent about 10 minutes reading this full wikipedia article because of a simple question that popped into my head: "Why tentacles?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted April 25, 2015 Share Posted April 25, 2015 Confession: Because I am a loner and do not talk to him about the girls I am interested in, my dad thinks I will become a psychopath. God I can relate, because I'm a introvert and have no firends my dad got it into his head that I was gay. Of course I got mad at him and asked if he wanted to see my hard-drive, than he got mad at me for getting mad at him. He actually said that if I was gay he probably would disown me (which honestly wouldn't be that bad), but he wanted to know as soon as possible so he could work things out and accept who I was before he passed away. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU OLD MAN?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starlessn1ght Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 God I can relate, because I'm a introvert and have no firends my dad got it into his head that I was gay. Of course I got mad at him and asked if he wanted to see my hard-drive, than he got mad at me for getting mad at him. He actually said that if I was gay he probably would disown me (which honestly wouldn't be that bad), but he wanted to know as soon as possible so he could work things out and accept who I was before he passed away. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU OLD MAN?!?! What does loneliness have to do with homosexuality? I see no relation at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 God I can relate, because I'm a introvert and have no firends my dad got it into his head that I was gay. Of course I got mad at him and asked if he wanted to see my hard-drive, than he got mad at me for getting mad at him. He actually said that if I was gay he probably would disown me (which honestly wouldn't be that bad), but he wanted to know as soon as possible so he could work things out and accept who I was before he passed away. WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU OLD MAN?!?! Man, that's rough. It's not like your dad has anything to base this suspicion on, right? Please take no offense in this, but is your dad maybe secretly fighting with his own sexual identity and tries to let the stress out on you? I remember, when I told my mom about that; One of my gay friends tried turning me for years now, all it would take is an email and lube. She just looked at me for 10 seconds and said; "No, that doesn't fit you at all." Part of me feels really good and another part feels really disappointed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Man, that's rough. It's not like your dad has anything to base this suspicion on, right? Please take no offense in this, but is your dad maybe secretly fighting with his own sexual identity and tries to let the stress out on you? My Dad has alot of personal issues, I don't think sexual identity is one of them, but yeah he loves venting his frustrations on his family. To expand on why he thought I was gay, at the time I was working a summer job as a walmart unloader. One of my sister's friend's brother was working at walmart as a sales associate at the same time. My sister's friend once told my sister that her brother was gay. So apparently son+nofriends+workingatthesameplaceasagaydudeeventhoughweworkattwodifferentpartsofthestore = my son is gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 My Dad has alot of personal issues, I don't think sexual identity is one of them, but yeah he loves venting his frustrations on his family. To expand on why he thought I was gay, at the time I was working a summer job as a walmart unloader. One of my sister's friend's brother was working at walmart as a sales associate at the same time. My sister's friend once told my sister that her brother was gay. So apparently son+nofriends+workingatthesameplaceasagaydudeeventhoughweworkattwodifferentpartsofthestore = my son is gay. I mean, it might be more that since he hasn't seen you with a romantic partner he's assuming you're hiding them from him, and the only reason he can think of for hiding them is that you're gay. Jumping to conclusions really isn't that difficult. Confession: My dad seems to think I have a secret love life, because this one time a couple of years ago when I was about to be home alone for 2 weeks he bought me condoms... I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Confession: My dad seems to think I have a secret love life, because this one time a couple of years ago when I was about to be home alone for 2 weeks he bought me condoms... I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but... When he's watching, put them on your fingers, draw faces on them and stage a play. That'll make him stop buying them for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 When he's watching, put them on your fingers, draw faces on them and stage a play. That'll make him stop buying them for you. That was only a one-time thing, I think he got the picture when they were all still there when they came back. Either that, or he was like "he has them if he needs them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrillej1 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Confession: My dad seems to think I have a secret love life, because this one time a couple of years ago when I was about to be home alone for 2 weeks he bought me condoms... I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but... Haha, that's pretty open of your dad though. Better safe than sorry~. Confession: My parents Never Ever even had the sex talk with me. I suppose it's too awkward, and probably just expected me to never do anything wrong. The only thing I ever remember is as a very young child, my mom pointed between my legs and said, "Don't ever let anyone touch you down there, no matter who it is! Come tell me if anyone tries to." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Haha, that's pretty open of your dad though. Better safe than sorry~. Confession: My parents Never Ever even had the sex talk with me. I suppose it's too awkward, and probably just expected me to never do anything wrong. The only thing I ever remember is as a very young child, my mom pointed between my legs and said, "Don't ever let anyone touch you down there, no matter who it is! Come tell me if anyone tries to." The best part is that if I needed them I could have bought them myself - I'd done it once, for a friend who was too embarrassed to do it himself. For all my social awkwardness, it's easy enough to not care what some random cashier I'll probably never see again will think about me. My sex talk was just my dad giving me a link to some sex ed site, and telling me to ask him if I had any questions... Let's just say I didn't learn anything new there. Cyrillej1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Confession: My parents Never Ever even had the sex talk with me. I suppose it's too awkward, and probably just expected me to never do anything wrong. The only thing I ever remember is as a very young child, my mom pointed between my legs and said, "Don't ever let anyone touch you down there, no matter who it is! Come tell me if anyone tries to." I never got The Sex Talk either. Given what I'm hearing here, clearly one of these two is the case: 1) It's not actually as common as TV shows would have you believe, or 2) All the people who don't get The Sex Talk end up playing visual novels. I'm really hoping for 2. Confession: All the talk about bread in Princess Evangile got me to pull out the CIA book that I've had on my shelves for years (and even read from time to time) but never had the guts to actually cook from. I decided a baguette, although in the "advanced" section, didn't look too difficult, and was thematically appropriate. So, the poolish is doing its thing now, I'll pick it back up in the morning, and hopefully sometime tomorrow around 2 PM I'll have an edible freshly-baked baguette. Wish me luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I never needed to have The Talk because I self-learned how to read when I was 5-6 years old, and since my mother was a biology teacher she had a shitton of books about biology and human body around. Moreover, I remember this one book ("Childbirth Encyclopedia" or some shit) which had around ten pictures of a naked pregnant woman from the waist up(for the purposes of displaying changes in a woman's body during pregnancy), and I think I read that in first or second grade. That's right, bitches. I saw my first porn when before I was ten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I never needed to have The Talk because I self-learned how to read when I was 5-6 years old, and since my mother was a biology teacher she had a shitton of books about biology and human body around. Moreover, I remember this one book ("Childbirth Encyclopedia" or some shit) which had around ten pictures of a naked pregnant woman from the waist up(for the purposes of displaying changes in a woman's body during pregnancy), and I think I read that in first or second grade. That's right, bitches. I saw my first porn when before I was ten. I don't think you can consider that porn, aside from perhaps a very specific demographic. That reminds me, the first time I actively fapped to something was in middleschool and it was to smutt written on a "woman's" website. God, was middleschool awkward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I don't think you can consider that porn, aside from perhaps a very specific demographic. That reminds me, the first time I actively fapped to something was in middleschool and it was to smutt written on a "woman's" website. God, was middleschool awkward. Do not underestimate very specific demographics. Also, my middle school was Google Images(except the laat grade). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 That's right, bitches. I saw my first porn when before I was ten. I saw my first porn when I was 7. Thanks to my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I saw my first porn when I was 7. Thanks to my friends I am not even mad, that's amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I am not even mad, that's amazing. I'm not really proud of that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I saw my first porn when I was 7. Thanks to my friends A large amount of feels. However it wasn't just my friends... It was my grade in general D: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 Confession: My dad seems to think I have a secret love life, because this one time a couple of years ago when I was about to be home alone for 2 weeks he bought me condoms... I mean, I appreciate the sentiment, but... I think that's cool. High five your old man. The best part is that if I needed them I could have bought them myself - I'd done it once, for a friend who was too embarrassed to do it himself. For all my social awkwardness, it's easy enough to not care what some random cashier I'll probably never see again will think about me. I once was challenged, to buy a box of small size condoms while a cashier lady was on duty. And without any regrets, I collected my 10 bucks for doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 I think that's cool. High five your old man. I once was challenged, to buy a box of small size condoms while a cashier lady was on duty. And without any regrets, I collected my 10 bucks for doing so. You were screwed over if you paid for the condoms by your own money (and it was more than 10 bucks, I do not know much about the condom market) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Confession: I was curious about the price of condoms, and it turns out a pack of 3's costs around $2.50 here in the Philippines. Fuck. Now I know why a lot of Filipinos become parents at a young age. Guess it's back to using ice tube plasics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderfullyevil Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Confession: I was curious about the price of condoms, and it turns out a pack of 3's costs around $2.50 here in the Philippines. Fuck. Now I know why a lot of Filipinos become parents at a young age. Guess it's back to using ice tube plasics!Haha, I thought it was simply because everyone's a perv. Confession: The first time I knew what a condom was was when my sister showed me a banned commercial for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Confession: I discovered what a condom was when I asked mommy to buy one for me, because it looked delicious in the commercial. Never had it this good was a really attractive line. It even came in different flavors! Flutterz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Confession: I discovered what a condom was when I asked mommy to buy one for me, because it looked delicious in the commercial. Never had it this good was a really attractive line. It even came in different flavors! Well? Did she buy it? Did you like the taste? Don't leave us hanging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Flavored condoms must make it 1000x better for your sexual partner to do da mouthies huh In one of my sex ed classes we had some guest speakers from some local sex shop and they showed us a bunch of sex products There was this one chemical thingy that, when ingested, will make your sweat flavored B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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