crunchytaco Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: Sometimes I think Taco just posts here because he wants people to be envious of him Confession 2: I need to stop reading Taco's posts because they make me hate myself even more for still being a fucking virgin At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet... I mean, when I was 22 I stole a purse from a stripper and ran. I was at a hotel with a bunch of other drug addicts from one of the night club's managements that night. I didn't plan it; but right as she entered the shower I snatched it. I didn't find any money in it, but I found a lot of drugs. I probably could have sold those drugs for good money, but instead I just trashed it along with her IDs, birth control pill etc.. I didn't steal it for the money. I don't recommend stealing from strippers at all. After I was done, she called me up (I left her my number since we were planning to hook up that night for $200) and left a voice-mail crying about her friend's purse missing. Apparently, I didn't even steal the right purse. I don't know how true it was, but the rest of the message had her crying about getting beat up that day by her stripper friends for being the closest person involved with me that night. No one cares for a stripper's life sadly, except for her mother. Non of those guys I was with that night cared that I stole from her. They were probably laughing for me when it happened. Hearing her wail on voice mail was one of the most guilt tugging moments in my life but It was also an epiphany for me. I deleted the voice-mail and went on the rest of my life like nothing happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet... It doesn't make me uncomfortable, I just like bitching because I can. I also wish you would stop denying that its completely unnatural how many of these stories you have. I find them incredibly entertaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 At this point, I'm sharing for the sake of entertainment. I could stop if it really makes people uncomfortable. I don't like it if my fellow kouhais aren't feeling it. Also, I'm 28 and went through some radical changes in my twenties so you can't really compare your experiences with mines yet... I mean, when I was 22 I stole a purse from a stripper and ran. I was at a hotel with a bunch of other drug addicts from one of the night club's managements that night. I didn't plan it; but right as she entered the shower I snatched it. I didn't find any money in it, but I found a lot of drugs. I probably could have sold those drugs for good money, but instead I just trashed it along with her IDs, birth control pill etc.. I didn't steal it for the money. I don't recommend stealing from strippers at all. After I was done, she called me up (I left her my number since we were planning to hook up that night for $200) and left a voice-mail crying about her friend's purse missing. Apparently, I didn't even steal the right purse. I don't know how true it was, but the rest of the message had her crying about getting beat up that day by her stripper friends for being the closest person involved with me that night. No one cares for a stripper's life sadly, except for her mother. Non of those guys I was with that night cared that I stole from her. They were probably laughing for me when it happened. Hearing her wail on voice mail was one of the most guilt tugging moments in my life but It was also an epiphany for me. I deleted the voice-mail and went on the rest of my life like nothing happened. Nah I'm happy to see you've come this far. Feel free to share as many stories as you want Confession: My shitty self will always find a way to make me feel awful about something so please don't take it to heart... Confession 2: Oh guys, did I mention confessing to a girl I've been in love with for over two years last week? I seriously hurt myself by punching a concrete wall after that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession 2: Oh guys, did I mention confessing to a girl I've been in love with for over two years last week? I seriously hurt myself by punching a concrete wall after that... Why'd you punch the concrete wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Why'd you punch the concrete wall? I got shut down harder than Chitoge in the last Nisekoi chapter so yeah I was furious at myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Why'd you punch the concrete wall? There were no padded walls. Nah I'm happy to see you've come this far. Feel free to share as many stories as you want Confession: My shitty self will always find a way to make me feel awful about something so please don't take it to heart... Confession 2: Oh guys, did I mention confessing to a girl I've been in love with for over two years last week? I seriously hurt myself by punching a concrete wall after that... You didn't live the rest of your life not wanting to know the answer. Did you think you did the wrong thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Why'd you punch the concrete wall? An attempt at brofisting it due to a state of overjoy, I hope. edit Tyrael, on 15 Mar 2015 - 5:02 PM, said: I got shut down harder than Chitoge in the last Nisekoi chapter so yeah I was furious at myself nvm confession: I love your avatar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 You didn't live the rest of your life not wanting to know the answer. Did you think you did the wrong thing? I have to work together with her in our student society and I have a feeling our friendship has been ruined completely now. I saw her again a few days later and the atmosphere was super heavy and awkward. If it doesn't improve I might have to quit the society because it is impacting the workings of the organisation in a very negative way So yeah I think I did the wrong thing I mean, I should have expected her to turn me down as women just aren't attracted to me Confession: I feel like a dumbass now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Why'd you punch the concrete wall? Why wouldn't you punch a concrete wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I got shut down harder than Chitoge in the last Nisekoi chapter so yeah I was furious at myself Oh. Well, I'll try punching one tomorrow after the talk too, then! Gl to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Oh. Well, I'll try punching one tomorrow after the talk too, then! Gl to me. Don't. My knuckles wouldn't stop bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I have to work together with her in our student society and I have a feeling our friendship has been ruined completely now. I saw her again a few days later and the atmosphere was super heavy and awkward. If it doesn't improve I might have to quit the society because it is impacting the workings of the organisation in a very negative way So yeah I think I did the wrong thing I mean, I should have expected her to turn me down as women just aren't attracted to me Confession: I feel like a dumbass now In the short term it seems like everything you did is negatively impacting everyone. But I think you're also being a lot harder on yourself than it seems. The atmosphere is usually as thick as the rain cloud on your head. You won't see these people forever, but not confessing once a girl is gone is forever. There's better ways to show your feelings now I realized, but hey I was just the same for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Everyone is getting into punching, just as planned! Punch the air! Punch your pillow! Punch your wall! Punch everything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I am very clumsy where it comes to my body. It's like I don't know my dimensions and consequently hit my arms on door edges or close drawers before completely removing my hands. For example, I have once upon a time opened a door and tried to close it before I went completely through, hitting my head in the process. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 In the short term it seems like everything you did is negatively impacting everyone. But I think you're also being a lot harder on yourself than it seems. The atmosphere is usually as thick as the rain cloud on your head. You won't see these people forever, but not confessing once a girl is gone is forever. There's better ways to show your feelings now I realized, but hey I was just the same for awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehRealOne Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 I don't think you should hate yourself for being a virgin. Why is it bad to be a virgin? I don't hate being a virgin, really. What do you get when you're not a virgin? I dunno. Sure, you got laid. Then what? I don't know. I'll only know when I'm not one anymore. It all falls down upon what your values are, really, and how much you value stuff. Personally, I wouldn't mind losing my virginity, and wouldn't mind keeping it. At least if I continue to be a virgin, there's a possibility of me becoming a wizard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I might actually be actively trying to derail this thread. Confession: might as well go for wizard now, just 10 more years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: might as well go for wizard now, just ~6.2 more years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: might as well go for wizard now, just ~6.2 more years! Confession: I thought zaka had already given his virginity to solidbatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I'm currently laughing my ass off at the Official Fuwa Anime Club thread, in which Milky Holmes is currently tied to be watched with another series. According to Ren it's comedy is that it's so awful it's funny. It has escalated to a territory war with one person calling Milky "doom". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I'm currently laughing my ass off at the Official Fuwa Anime Club thread, in which Milky Holmes is currently tied to be watched with another series. According to Ren it's comedy is that it's so awful it's funny. It has escalated to a territory war with one person calling Milky "doom". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I thought zaka had already given his virginity to solidbatman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arakura Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: hot. Erm... I mean the weather is hot more that spring has come! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I've been up for ~19 hours now and I don't know what to do, so I'll shitpost with a stupid confession here. Confession: I'm probably not thinking properly right now. Confession: Because of my diet, I only poo once every 3 days on average. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 15, 2015 Share Posted March 15, 2015 Confession: I was planning on doing something like this for my 3000th post, but now I'll look like a copycat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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