crunchytaco Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Confession: I wanna hear some stories of Taco's sexual escapades now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Those were my younger days, (22-24) before I was with my ex. I wrote for night club magazines, then moved onto photography and met a lot of people. I met one couple who were both amateur porn stars. They made friends with someone on craiglist and had her live with them. I had sex with her in their living room one night and it was like having the strongest vacuum cleaner in the world on you. It was pleasurable but painful at the same time. The next morning, the guy left for work while his girl was still in bed naked on her phone. I crawled into bed wit her and asked her opinion about my size. Apparently it wasn't very big but it didn't stop her from test driving it. The craigslist girl came by and helped position it for us. We had fun that morning but I think we should have brushed our teeth first. They all practiced safe sex, since they proudly showed me off their medical papers (STD Free). They invited me back to have unwrapped sex if I can provide them with my own medical records. But I was easily bored back then and moved on to other endeavors before I knew it and they quickly became just another memory for me. I don't get too crazy now. All vanilla for me these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Confession: I don't think I could look any greener than I do now Sounds like you had a pretty wild life so far, eh Taco? I'm sure a lot of people would be envious of you as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehRealOne Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Me? Nah, I'm a small fry compared to a lot of the people I came across. I like to dabble in a little bit of everything in life just so I can have some stories to remember, but I never got too intimate with it. A lot of people I knew became addicted to drugs and caught STDs (they died or is dying). I got lucky I never caught any diseases or got into any of that. It was all just alcohol and cigarettes for me. I did go to an AA meeting one time, but I ended up getting kicked out for laughing at the confessions. Any more stories? They're actually really interesting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Somebody's crunched a lot of tacos in their days, it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Crunchytaco-senpai should get a dedicated thread sharing all of his life stories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I hereby officially announce the soon coming murders of Taco and Tyr. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I hereby officially announce the soon coming murders of Taco and Tyr. CRAP!, I better get a good alibi ready. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 I hereby officially announce the soon coming murders of Taco and Tyr. Love you too, buddy Confession: The thing I took away from all of this actually that a porn star told Crunchy his dick wasn't very big Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Confession: the girl I was talking about before seems to already have a boyfriend. Guess I was misreading the signals or something. Why does every girl I'm attracted to already have a boyfriend? The struggle is real. Anyway, even though that's obviously not gonna happen, I still want to help her out with math. I felt pretty bad when she asked what I got and I told her a "B", since her score was so bad she didn't want to say what it was. Can't really think of a way to offer help/tutoring without seeming like I'm coming onto her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Anyway, even though that's obviously not gonna happen, I still want to help her out with math. I felt pretty bad when she asked what I got and I told her a "B", since her score was so bad she didn't want to say what it was. Can't really think of a way to offer help/tutoring without seeming like I'm coming onto her... Maybe she got an "A" and didn't want to embarrass you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 11, 2015 Share Posted March 11, 2015 Confession: the girl I was talking about before seems to already have a boyfriend. Guess I was misreading the signals or something. Why does every girl I'm attracted to already have a boyfriend? The struggle is real. Anyway, even though that's obviously not gonna happen, I still want to help her out with math. I felt pretty bad when she asked what I got and I told her a "B", since her score was so bad she didn't want to say what it was. Can't really think of a way to offer help/tutoring without seeming like I'm coming onto her... I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just tell her that if she ever needs help, she can ask you and leave it at that. Trust me, it takes a lot more for a girl to think you're into her If you manage to get on her good side now, it might pay off some day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Maybe she got an "A" and didn't want to embarrass you? Eh, she consistently gets answers wrong in class, so if that was true, then she's really in it for the long haul with that little deception of hers I wouldn't worry too much about it. Just tell her that if she ever needs help, she can ask you and leave it at that. Trust me, it takes a lot more for a girl to think you're into her If you manage to get on her good side now, it might pay off some day Eh, you'd be surprised what's happened to me before when I was just trying to be friendly. Wrong day to be nice, I guess xD I'm content with just being friends, anyway. Seems like a pretty cool girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Eh, she consistently gets answers wrong in class, so if that was true, then she's really in it for the long haul with that little deception of hers She's clearly running the long con on you. The "boyfriend" is all part of the setup - she'll have been "dumped" by him and be heartbroken in a month. You'll try to comfort her... and then the FBI swoops in. Confession: I probably enjoyed "Lie To Me" a bit too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 She's clearly running the long con on you. The "boyfriend" is all part of the setup - she'll have been "dumped" by him and be heartbroken in a month. You'll try to comfort her... and then the FBI swoops in. Confession: I probably enjoyed "Lie To Me" a bit too much. You really had me thinking that you were gonna pull some 4chan-esque ">I'm/he/she is actually a ____". Great hook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: the girl I was talking about before seems to already have a boyfriend. Guess I was misreading the signals or something. Why does every girl I'm attracted to already have a boyfriend? The struggle is real. Anyway, even though that's obviously not gonna happen, I still want to help her out with math. I felt pretty bad when she asked what I got and I told her a "B", since her score was so bad she didn't want to say what it was. Can't really think of a way to offer help/tutoring without seeming like I'm coming onto her... The fact that you're attracted to girls who already have boyfriends shows that these girls are clearly attractive enough to have boyfriends. You have a normal attraction system. These days you might have to be friends with a girl until she breaks up with her man, if she means that much to you. Most high school relationships don't last anyway. Chances are, she's not THAT important to you and you'll probably move on to someone else before that happens. Confession: Last week, I had lunch with one of my other female co-workers. While on the topic of food, I asked her if she knew how to cook any specific meals. She took it as a sexist remark I suppose. The next thing I know, she took a bite of my cookie and stormed off yelling if I knew how to build a house. But that wasn't the craziest part. It was when I was told by a male co-worker who talks with her regularly that she was related to a Mexican cartel. For those who don't know, cartels run the show over there in Mexico. They're infamous for uploading videos of them beheading their enemies in cold blood. Example: (This is extremely graphic. So if you're weak, don't click on it.) http://mrconservative.com/2014/09/48745-graphic-mexican-terrorist-cartel-beheads-4-women-in-message-to-america-21/ Confession Cont'd: So today on my lunch break, when I saw her in the lunch room, I decided I'd eat out on the work floor instead. I sat by my mortal enemy, the married woman who I have a bipolar love-hate relationship with. I had a stolen bag of chips that had been sitting in the break room for days and shared it with her because she kept pestering me about it. I always bring food around her because I know she'll ask me for some and it's cute watching her eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: So my first love seems to have feelings for me, according to friends. I'm such a faggot. I need to do what I should've done the past two years. I'm such a fucking faggot. "Hey, look at KosakiFag! What a fag!" Tyrael, Funyarinpa, Zenophilious and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted March 12, 2015 Author Share Posted March 12, 2015 You really had me thinking that you were gonna pull some 4chan-esque ">I'm/he/she is actually a ____". Great hook. Play hard to get. All you need to do is let her know that if she ever wants help, she can come to you as a friend for math tutoring. Don't ask her if you can help, and don't ask to hang out unless she asks you 1st. You're putting the ball in her court and allowing her to set the boundaries. If she really is into you, she'll become curious and ask to hang out a lot more often. Trust me, girls aren't that hard to figure out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babiker Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: Okami is awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: Sort of miss getting to read Okami's flawless and 100% convincing arguments Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: Sort of miss getting to read Okami's flawless and 100% convincing arguments Confession: That's ridiculous. Every human has flaws. Although I only see Okami being flawed 0.01% of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: That's ridiculous. Every human has flaws. Although I only see Okami being flawed 0.01% of that. No, just no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Kurisu-chan's right. 100% flawless Okami is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 Confession: Sort of miss getting to read Okami's flawless and 100% convincing arguments Oh God, I'm getting a Vietnam flashback Dx Play hard to get. All you need to do is let her know that if she ever wants help, she can come to you as a friend for math tutoring. Don't ask her if you can help, and don't ask to hang out unless she asks you 1st. You're putting the ball in her court and allowing her to set the boundaries. If she really is into you, she'll become curious and ask to hang out a lot more often. Trust me, girls aren't that hard to figure out. Thanks for the advice When it comes to girls, I'm a moron. Not gonna deny it. Always have been, but hopefully I'll become less of a moron the more experiences I have. The learning process~ The fact that you're attracted to girls who already have boyfriends shows that these girls are clearly attractive enough to have boyfriends. You have a normal attraction system. These days you might have to be friends with a girl until she breaks up with her man, if she means that much to you. Most high school relationships don't last anyway. Chances are, she's not THAT important to you and you'll probably move on to someone else before that happens. But...I'm in college... Yeah, I'm not in love with her or anything, just a mild attraction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted March 12, 2015 Share Posted March 12, 2015 But...I'm in college... Same stuff, college relationships are quite fragile as well Confession: I'm proud of you Zeno, you're growing up so fast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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