Vokoca Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I was reading more totono, when a certain seemingly experienced character turned out to be a virgin in a h-scene anyway; and when confronted with that fact, the response was: "All heroines are virgins." ...she knows! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcosis Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 What if the protagonist actually responded to the "You can't, stop!" during sex and then the girl was like "Oh...I didn't expect you to actually stop..." and then he lost interest and their relationship spiraled downward at an alarming rate.Realistic sex scene based on mutual relations? In my eroge?IMPOSSIBRU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 The way that all fellatio scenes are so generic that they seem copy-pasted? Can one really make a fellatio scene non generic? I also still want to figure out how male protagonists can deny the refractory period during intercourse. If I consider they're non human we can also assume it's a parasitic form lodged in their genitals that cancels the negative feedback going from their genitals to their brains, allowing continuous orgasms as well as an insane amount of fluids to be secreted from a portal to another dimension where there's an unlimited amount of it. heavenlysf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcosis Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 Would be fun to see more decent h-scenes with characters passing out with joy. Another annoying issue with eroge, is the sole fact, that one of the characters is almost always either treated as a reward, or a victim, not as a real partner in sex. This plagues basically the whole visual novel storywriting and isn't limited to eroge. I've only seen a couple of visual novels where partners stand on equal terms, no matter their characteristics (specific story elements aside; it's obviously not meant to happen, when sex is a result of rape). This is also one of the reasons h-scenes in most eroge tend to be ridiculously unrealistic, dull and/or hilarious; because writers do not consider their characters and sex scenes turn more into a drag, rather than an integral part of the storyline with a meaning and character development. Akitak Uzu, heavenlysf and Kawasumi 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ServeTheServant Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 I also still want to figure out how male protagonists can deny the refractory period during intercourse. If I consider they're non human we can also assume it's a parasitic form lodged in their genitals that cancels the negative feedback going from their genitals to their brains, allowing continuous orgasms as well as an insane amount of fluids to be secreted from a portal to another dimension where there's an unlimited amount of it. There's definitely some absolutely ridiculous protagonists out there (i.e. Ayakashibito 5 in a row -_-), but I can believe 2 or maybe even 3 in a row if it's explained as being after a long break. Refractory period definitely exist, sure, but at least for me it's just a matter of a couple minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DawnWolf Posted May 11, 2014 Share Posted May 11, 2014 There's definitely some absolutely ridiculous protagonists out there (i.e. Ayakashibito 5 in a row -_-), but I can believe 2 or maybe even 3 in a row if it's explained as being after a long break. Refractory period definitely exist, sure, but at least for me it's just a matter of a couple minutes. Yeah, speaking from experience, if you put your mind to it you can definitely go more than one round. It's just keeping your eyes on the prize during the short interlude that makes it difficult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
castor212 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 How about instead of "Cumming inside!" we use "Depth Discharge!!" yvetox, Kawakami_Complex, Zakamutt and 6 others 9 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcosis Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 How about instead of "Cumming inside!" we use "Depth Discharge!!"Noted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken2260 Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 I also laugh out loud seeing your summary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kawakami_Complex Posted May 12, 2014 Share Posted May 12, 2014 How about instead of "Cumming inside!" we use "Depth Discharge!!" This is GOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 15, 2014 Share Posted May 15, 2014 Imagine if they went "waah it's so average sized!" though Critical hit right in the ego. It's super effective! I think I'd play a VN if they had that one line in it. It'd be worth it to see how the MC reacts. I also still want to figure out how male protagonists can deny the refractory period during intercourse. If I consider they're non human we can also assume it's a parasitic form lodged in their genitals that cancels the negative feedback going from their genitals to their brains, allowing continuous orgasms as well as an insane amount of fluids to be secreted from a portal to another dimension where there's an unlimited amount of it. Maybe they're consciously blocking the signal from reaching their brain through sheer force of will? I've heard that you can do things like that if you're properly trained. Either that, or they were abducted by aliens and had their junk fiddled with for the lolz. That always bugged me, though. Every male MC seems to be able to ejaculate at least twice in a row in under five minutes. It's just unrealistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I had sex with a VN character once and those stereotypes are all true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 We all know that the most common cliché is that there is usually one boy and one girl.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vokoca Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I had sex with a VN character once and those stereotypes are all true. I would normally take this as a joke, but there actually are VN(s) like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 We all know that the most common cliché is that there is usually one boy and one girl.... If I was in control of every vn ever there would be no male protagonists. Just females. And it would be a world filled with yuri~ Another thing I notice in some nukiges is that apparently the heroine(s)'s uterus can expand about 2 or 3 times its normal size due to high amounts of semen. We can then conclude female heroines used in h-scenes are made of rubber or some form of material with elastic properties. Hanako 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If I was in control of every vn ever there would be no male protagonists. Just females. And it would be a world filled with yuri~ Another thing I notice in some nukiges is that apparently the heroine(s)'s uterus can expand about 2 or 3 times its normal size due to high amounts of semen. We can then conclude female heroines used in h-scenes are made of rubber or some form of material with elastic properties. I knew it... this guys is behind everything isn't he. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 If I was in control of every vn ever there would be no male protagonists. Just females. And it would be a world filled with yuri~ Another thing I notice in some nukiges is that apparently the heroine(s)'s uterus can expand about 2 or 3 times its normal size due to high amounts of semen. We can then conclude female heroines used in h-scenes are made of rubber or some form of material with elastic properties. I would die. Females are by far the most annoying thing to exist on occasion (no offense anyone), and I would need a change of pace from time to time. Even if they all loved me and the world was perfect, I could not stand that many girl's in one location for too long. The horror.... ._. Also, the vaginal depth is about 3-4 inches in length and is only able to expand in normal circumstances about an extra 2-3 inches, meaning the average penis size of about 6 inches when erect is more than enough to fill that hole. In fact, it is very likely most males come in contact with the cervix and can cause pain to a girl if not careful or if a dick is too large... *nerd voice while adjusting glasses* I know this, trust me, I'm a doctor... B) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I would die. Females are by far the most annoying thing to exist on occasion (no offense anyone), and I would need a change of pace from time to time. Even if they all loved me and the world was perfect, I could not stand that many girl's in one location for too long. The horror.... ._. I just have a grudge with most male protagonists. They usually ruin the story for me with either their wimpyness or shouneness. Of course there's some good ones. Not many but there are. If the protagonist was female at least if they had flaws they could use cuteness as an excuse. Males can't use cuteness as an excuse (most times I guess). That's what I was getting at. Just like what Zaka posted once yuri = (characteristics of heroine 1) * (characteristics of heroine 2) Or, assuming that both heroines belong more or less to the same genre (usually true): yuri = heroine^2 So if the heroines are moe, the yuri endresult will be incredibly moe. In the end. Cute is justice. Hanako 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I just have a grudge with most male protagonists. They usually ruin the story for me with either their wimpyness or shouneness. Of course there's some good ones. Not many but there are. If the protagonist was female at least if they had flaws they could use cuteness as an excuse. Males can't use cuteness as an excuse (most times I guess). That's what I was getting at. Just like what Zaka posted once In the end. Cute is justice. That is some valid science right there, however looking cute and "acting" cute are two sides of a coin. Sure, I'd love to live in a girl world, but then I would have to watch them deal with each other, and then watch me deal with them everyday... I need my bros man. Ya gotta have a bro to talk about this stuff with. No homo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 That is some valid science right there, however looking cute and "acting" cute are two sides of a coin. Sure, I'd love to live in a girl world, but then I would have to watch them deal with each other, and then watch me deal with them everyday... I need my bros man. Ya gotta have a bro to talk about this stuff with. No homo! I'd turn myself and everyone into a girl. And we'd all live in a world of yuriness~ At least if i was an omnipotent being. But we're getting side tracked here. Yeah. Rubber wombs and stuff. Pretty common in a lot of h-scenes. What really bothers me is the description they make while doing it. Is it really normal for someone to narrate/moan every little thing that's happening in some poetic way? "Your thing is reaching my deepest parts" and stuff of the sort. Heroines during h-scenes have some poetic mind. Then again so does the protagonist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 Someone needs to make a team, take a random moege and make the protagonist realistic. It'd be the funniest VN ever. This thread is making me laugh too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OriginalRen Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 "You really have been saving a lot, huh?" It's so warm..." Because I plan the amount of semen I want to use during any given circumstance. It makes sense you would know how much is too much...being a virgin and all. Also, scratch that, use hot instead of warm. Hot is the correct word choice here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 "You really have been saving a lot, huh?" It's so warm..." Because I plan the amount of semen I want to use during any given circumstance. It makes sense you would know how much is too much...being a virgin and all. Also, scratch that, use hot instead of warm. Hot is the correct word choice here. Warm makes sense since semen is stored inside your body. Assuming your body temperature is considered warm. But i'm sure the internal organs of female heroines have measuring capabilities of sorts. "Uwaah.. So much came out.." "You don't have to swallow" "If it's <protagonist>-kun's then it's okay" Count how many times you've heard this. Vns taught me that every virgin, ever, has the ability to turn into a sex professional within an incredibly short time span. One in particular that comes to mind is ShiniKiss in the sister route where they go from being all clueless into S&M play in less than a month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 "please don't look at my embarrassing place" I wonder if after saying this they actually went and turned the lights off and all you saw was a black screen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
salmon_samurai Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I wonder if after saying this they actually went and turned the lights off and all you saw was a black screen. That'd be golden. There needs to be a spoof eroge now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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