TexasDice

how I feel when im looking for VNs on steam.

I'm totally crowdfounding this.
 
Be ready, Rooke.

I'm totally crowdfounding this.
 
Be ready, Rooke.

Oh god, no. Nii-san is my trigger word for Inferno Divider. 

Aside from what has ready been touched upon, another reason I'm fine with Chinami is that I don't recall her ever being mean spirited. She can be annoying and act carelessly as younger sisters do, but she cares about her brother and tries to do well by him. I'm pretty sure people liked Aoi, Komomo and Mare better because they were "cuter", "cooler", "less hyper" or whatever, I dunno. But I found them more annoying. I don't care that they probably become nicer later, I didn't even finish the common route. And as I've said earlier in this thread, I don't like tsunderes. I don't like how by the end of a story, two characters can end up with similar nice personalities; but because one of them was initially hostile she's more popular than the one who was always pleasant. Sometimes both in-universe and fanbase wise. There's also the fact people often confuse "strong female character" with "hostile/aggresive/emotionally unstable female character", but that's a discussion for another time. I understand the gap-moe concept and respect people's differing tastes, it's just not for me.
 
There, the most unpopular paragraph I've ever written.
 
 

Someone rammed a fork into my hand once. Does that count?
 
 
The next person can roll a higher number than me... 5
 
Good luck.

Porno Switch is coming out in a week! 
https://www.fakku.net/manga/porno-switch-english
 
It's drawn by Hisahi, this guy makes some glorious hentai, I definitely recommend anyone to read his stuf.
They announced this book some months ago and it looked really good, it sure took its sweet time to be published.
 
Now I just hope they release Toroke Manako soon after this one.
 
Anyone hyped?

Oh god no, I was completely at a loss of what to do with one girl. Adding another seems like a really bad idea. And adding a guy is out of the question.
 
...
 
Unless he's hot.

I must've hit Kud more often than everything else (including the cats) in the baseball minigame. Accidentally of course.
 
 
Contrarily, I was never able to land a clear shot on Mio. She's good.

I bought Nekopara five times and I regret nothing.

I bought Nekopara five times and I regret nothing.

I bought Nekopara five times and I regret nothing.

Texas's observations: It took three weeks for Evolve to go extinct.

Texas's observations: It took three weeks for Evolve to go extinct.

best fucking thing I've ever seen on fakku

That aint nothing more alcohol could't fix.

That is the most intense thing ever.

That is the most intense thing ever.

Hotaru/Konosora, Sakura/Edelweiss and Mayumi/Shuffle.
 
No, fandiscs aren't cutting it.

This is a quick guide to get people familiarized with Fuwanovel's mythos. It's very important to know as this is deeply tied with how Fuwans spend their daily lives and you wouldn't want to make a mistake to anger them.

After reading this, I am confident you will understand how Fuwanovel works from the inside out.



  Deities and other notorious figures


Scottsune Miku

Scott is our lord and savior.
He offers us Domino's pizza and lets us have fun with Hatsune Miku.
Every person on Fuwanovel needs to at least pay him proper respect and thank him for the life they've been given.
He has done many feats in the past such as become the person with the most posts, most profile views, most warning points and most swag. He truly is the definition of a God.
Praise Scott
 

OriginalRun
#UnbanRun
Run was once banned and forever he shall not be unbanned. So the laws of physics dictate.
Pleading for Run to be unbanned is a natural occurence, but it shall go unheard for eternity.
 

Azusa
Azusa is the best grill, she descended from the heavens to save the anime industry and we shall praise her for it.
She is also the most efficient weapon in dealing with TheMajor.
 

Asuna
Although the pronounciation is similar, you mustn't mistake Asuna for Azusa, it is a grave offense.
Asuna is the worst grill. Some say she is a direct relative to Satan, I wouldn't be surprised.
You may bash Asuna anytime you'd like.
 

Cloudfare
Whenever Fuwanovel stops working, it's cloudfare's fault. No exceptions.
 


Pulltop
Notoriously known for destroying OriginalRun's youtube account, Pulltop runs a Yakuza gang that scouts out youtube videos and sends them DMCAs. They are a very dangerous entity and should not be messed with. Some say it was because of the Pulltop Yakuza that Fuwanovel had to take down all their torrents.
They often attract people with cute moege. Beware, this is only a trap to lure you in and get DMCA strikes. Approach with caution.

 

Moenovel
The company responsible for the atrocity of a translation that is If My Heart Had Wings.
Everything wrong in the Visual Novel industry can be compared to Moenovel. Moenovel shall always be used when complaining about game translations, in any discussion ever.


Other Important Objects of Worship


Milky Holmes
Milky Holmes is the greatest anime of all time. This is ditacted by our lord Scott and mustn't be defied. The only thing better than Milky Holmes is more Milky Holmes
 

Bananas
Bananas are Fuwanovel's official fruit. Please eat bananas regularly to stay healthy.
 

Pancakes
There is a weapon for every villain. If you ever encounter a subject by the name of solidbatman, know your weapon of choice should always be pancakes.
Pancakes became notorious for fending off against solidbatman after he was subject to torture with pancake overload when streaming Little Busters for over 24 hours. They usually prove quite effective.
When used, pancakes often cause salt to be created
 

Salt
Most fuwans produce salt, especially when angered. You can often see salt dripping from threads and posts, it's one of Fuwanovel's more precious minerals and lots of people enjoy collecting it.
 

Lolis
Lolis are to Fuwanovel what coal is to a furnace. They keep the site running.

 

School Days HQ
The worst visual novel in history. Only the brave try to touch it with a 10 foot pole.
 

Spam
Fuwanovel's insides are mostly made of spam, it is the thing that inflates the forum in content as well as people's post count.

 

My Blender
A picture of my blender.



Fuwanovel Timeline

While hard to grasp for newcomers, Fuwanovel runs on a timeline named Soon
What happens in this timeline is, for every new feature that's annouced, a wormhole is created which causes the creation of that feature to be stuck on a sort of limbo.
Fuwanovel is perpetually threading this Soon timeline.

But it's not to say that the timeline is an infinite loop.

Sometimes, through several riots, Fuwanovel is able to temporarly leap out of the Soon timeline and create something new. But the attraction field surrounding the Soon timeline is very strong so these divergences are scarce and far in between.

Too many riots often also result in Fuwapocalypses

And this is the reason Fuwanovel is in a state of continuous monotony.




I hope with this post you became more knowledgable about Fuwanovel and the magic that goes on behind the scenes.
With this knowledge, you can now become an official Fuwan!

Praise Scott

Pervaladin?