Deep Blue Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I keep studying Japanese but my progress is slower than a handicap snail, this is actually how it looks: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I'm actually a dog Fred the Barber 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I'm actually a dog I bet you hate them pussies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 I bet you hate them pussies. No, I love pussies that's why I'm always chasing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 No, I love pussies that's why I'm always chasing them Y-Your saliva's dripping... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I'm actually a dog You bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderfullyevil Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I've never drank alcohol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 Confession: I really think that alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs are stuff that I won't be touching. Videogames, on the other hand, will probably be my money sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted April 9, 2015 Share Posted April 9, 2015 The only time I've drank a alcholic beverage was some apple cider that had gone bad in highschool. I likely will never willingly drink alcohol, since my Dad is a bit of a drunkard and liked to take out his life frustrations on the rest of the family (despite rising through poverty in Korea and becoming middle class citizen of the states). However, it seems the apple dosn't fall from the tree considering I have my own vice of vigorously masturbating to all sorts of 2-D porn to escape from reality. Vince 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Confession: green apple juice is the best kind of juice, sadly the USA (and by extension, Canada) don't seem to realize this and it's impossible to find apple juice that isn't red apple juice, unless you go to a Russian store and buy it imported from Russia. Edit: Confession 2: I read the title of this thread http://forums.fuwanovel.net/index.php?/topic/9571-memos-in-threads/ as "Memes in threads" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wonderfullyevil Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Confession: I really think that alcohol, cigarettes, and drugs are stuff that I won't be touching. Videogames, on the other hand, will probably be my money sink. Probably be? Or already is? Confession: I keep listening to the music of this. --> loli.dance Confession2: I know someone named Ilya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 I think most of your confessions don't sound like confessions at all. True confessions should be against popular opinion or plain embarrassing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deep Blue Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Confession: :salt: :salt: Mr Poltroon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 10, 2015 Share Posted April 10, 2015 Confession2: I know someone named Ilya. Confession: So do I. Confession 2: Sometimes I wish my social anxiety was worse because as it stands I get really anxious in social situations but not to the point that I can't do anything, so I don't have that excuse to avoid them. (and yes, I know that crippling social anxiety is terrible and if I had it I'd probably wish I had the kind I do now, but that's just how it feels sometimes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: I have an exam in 8 hours and I need to sleep... but here I am... reading Umineko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: I nearly drowned in a rip current several years ago. If anyone is interested I might post more details tomorrow, not that there's way too much more to it than "got caught in rip current, almost drowned, didn't drown". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 ^Screw the details I'm just glad you're alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: I nearly drowned in a rip current several years ago. If anyone is interested I might post more details tomorrow, not that there's way too much more to it than "got caught in rip current, almost drowned, didn't drown". I had a similar experience when I was a little kid. The tide was too strong and knocked me off my feet, and my dad had to run into the water and grab me (this was before I could swim). Dunno if it was a riptide or not, since I was so little and I barely remember it. I do remember vomiting up a lot of seawater afterwards, though. That was not fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: My mother jumped into a pool in her wedding dress because her dumb son who didn't know how to swim decided to go and fall into the pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: My mother jumped into a pool in her wedding dress because her dumb son who didn't know how to swim decided to go and fall into the pool. >your mother >her dumb son Anyway, my parents and I rented a pedal boat in Greece and went kind of far out in it (even though the people who rented it told us not to, because it was pretty windy that day), and my dad and I jumped out to swim about a little. We really quickly realized that my mom, who was still on the pedal boat, was being carried away by the current, but because her hearing isn't that great she couldn't hear us yelling at her to pedal toward us, and us waving our hands in the water didn't really carry the point across very well. She figured it out after a while and started pedaling, but it was a two-seater and she wasn't strong enough to beat the current alone, and my dad and I couldn't catch up to her despite her fighting the current, plus there was already quite a bit of distance between us, so we started swimming to shore. It took us like a good 15-20 minutes to swim to a huge rock that was sticking out of the water about two thirds of the way to shore, after taking a short break we swam to shore (the current wasn't as strong there) and told the lifeguards or whoever to go save my mom, which they did. It's amazing what humans can do under pressure, usually when I'm swimming or running I'm dead tired after 5 minutes, tops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 >your mother >her dumb son >in her wedding dress >Wedding dress >Son Not judging Anyway, I went to a psychiatrist for the first time ever today. I have issues with concentrating on my homework and I keep forgetting what I learn in class (tldr for being a lazy ass, but not before) It was weeeeeeird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 >your mother >her dumb son My mother has one son and two daughters. I meant what I said. >in her wedding dress >Wedding dress >Son Not judging I've never really thought about it but I guess they did have two children before marrying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyrillej1 Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: I was once in a possibly life threatening situation with two other friends before. It was night time as we were walking towards our parked car, some random guy approached one of my friend with what seemed like a concealed gun demanding his wallet. My other friend nearby them just froze still when she saw what was happening. I was a bit further back, so I yelled & threatened that I was calling the cops to get his attention on me instead, and ran towards the well-lit street with cars going by holding my phone. I swear, my heart was pumping so hard when I sensed him chasing after me. In my mind, I seriously thought he might shoot or stab me from behind or something. But then, he just ran by glaring at me and continued the other way. The three of us scrambled into the car and drove away from there as fast as we could, in case he decided to come back or something. That's probably the scariest thing that ever happened to me so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted April 11, 2015 Share Posted April 11, 2015 Confession: I was once in a possibly life threatening situation with two other friends before. It was night time as we were walking towards our parked car, some random guy approached one of my friend with what seemed like a concealed gun demanding his wallet. My other friend nearby them just froze still when she saw what was happening. I was a bit further back, so I yelled & threatened that I was calling the cops to get his attention on me instead, and ran towards the well-lit street with cars going by holding my phone. I swear, my heart was pumping so hard when I sensed him chasing after me. In my mind, I seriously thought he might shoot or stab me from behind or something. But then, he just ran by glaring at me and continued the other way. The three of us scrambled into the car and drove away from there as fast as we could, in case he decided to come back or something. That's probably the scariest thing that ever happened to me so far. O.O Never had anything that scary happen to me before. Confession: I had to jump out of the way of a car once. I was crossing a street on the way home from high school, and some asshole decided they didn't want to stop for me and continued turning left, even though I was in the middle of the crosswalk. I got a massive adrenaline rush and jumped backwards, so I was fine, but the person didn't even stop to apologize or see if I was okay. I was about to cuss them out at the top of my lungs, but then I remembered I was right near a church, a daycare center and a Boys and Girls Club, so I contented myself with some very angry, profanity-laced muttering. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted April 12, 2015 Share Posted April 12, 2015 Confession: I was once in a possibly life threatening situation with two other friends before. It was night time as we were walking towards our parked car, some random guy approached one of my friend with what seemed like a concealed gun demanding his wallet. My other friend nearby them just froze still when she saw what was happening. I was a bit further back, so I yelled & threatened that I was calling the cops to get his attention on me instead, and ran towards the well-lit street with cars going by holding my phone. I swear, my heart was pumping so hard when I sensed him chasing after me. In my mind, I seriously thought he might shoot or stab me from behind or something. But then, he just ran by glaring at me and continued the other way. The three of us scrambled into the car and drove away from there as fast as we could, in case he decided to come back or something. That's probably the scariest thing that ever happened to me so far. I've had a gun pointed at me before, so this hits home with me. Your life hangs on a thread by the mercy or mercilessness of the other person. Who knows what can of action you could provoke to get them to shoot you. I'm glad you're still alive and everyone else was safe. It sounded like you saved the day too. Confession: I feel like there isn't a person in my life I could be honest to anymore as far what kind of life I lead. My parents aren't aware that they have a grand child out there somewhere. My ex believes I'm still in love with her and I'm not just in it for the child. She doesn't know I'm a sex addict. One person knows I took a married woman out on an affair 3 years ago, and left a kid with her but he has memory problems. Every one else thinks I was with a single lady. No one knows I spend 2 grand a month drinking lights out. My boss isn't aware that the vacation I'm taking is a permanent job quit from him. Everyone I talk to now, I have to change the story a bit to fit with them. So far, I've still kept all my tracks covered and everyone still believes I don't know how to lie. Each year I have to weave a bigger story and connect it with all the past ones. It's getting tiresome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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