astro Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Hi, This is my second introductory post. "But why two?" you may ask. Well, it's a new year, and a lot of things have happened, so I guess it's time to introduce the new me. To start things off, let me clarify a few things: I am not a lolicon. I have been fooling you guys all this time I am the best translator NA. If anyone tells you otherwise, they are either lying, or an uncultured pleb I don't actually enjoy playing VNs. I've only finished one, and that was Rewrite Okay, now that we got that out of the way, I guess it's time for something a little more personal. A little about me: Many people call me 'astro' but as you may have guessed, that is not my real name. People refer to me as 'Edmond' IRL, but that is actually short for Muhammed. Yes, Muhammed is my true name. Yes, I am an Indian. Deal with it. To prove it, here is a soundclip of my very authentic Indian accent: http://puu.sh/dXBAt.mp3 "But wait, how did you learn Japanese in India?!" Foolish mortals, this is the 21st century. It does not matter which country I reside in, for I have the internet. "Oh, so you learned Japanese online?" Have you listened to a single word I said? This is the 21st century. To produce the finest quality of translations, you must use the finest quality of tools. I recommend Google Translate. Anything else is trash. If you bought ATLAS, I feel sorry for you. Get a refund now. A/S/L: 18/M/India 3 Sizes: B28/W25/H29 Hobbies: Translating is stressful work. What I really enjoy doing to unwind at the end of the day, is to slather curry all over my body. The hotter the better. The aromatic spices soothe my aching muscles quite nicely. I hope to get along with you all in 2015 as well! In the words of my ancient Indian ancestors, नया साल मुबारक हो! Tenkuru, Kosakyun, Funyarinpa and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RinXD Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Da fuq did I just read CLuBLioN and Zalor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 hi the new astro welcome to the forums~ soo you finished Rewrite? What'd you think of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Life Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Welcome to the party... again. 3 Sizes: B28/W25/H29 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astro Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 hi the new astro welcome to the forums~ soo you finished Rewrite? What'd you think of it? It was ok. The character art was shit tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceris Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Can't tell how much is truth and how much is troll Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astro Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 Can't tell how much is truth and how much is troll I'm not a lolicon ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Astro is drunk again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babiker Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Yes, Muhammed is my true name. Yes, I am an Indian. नमस्कार आसपास कमबख्त बंद करो फिर मिलते हैं Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmsful Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 So Astro-senpai you recommend just copy pasting japanese text to google translate and the quality of the translation would be 10/10? Edit: also what proof do you give us to make us believe that you are not a lolicon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Welcome to the foru- Wait, it's just astro... Nevermind, carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoroto Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 This is too weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yukiru Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 reading this is like watching Nichijou again, but without the laughs, just the exaggerated "Eeeeh!?"'s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalor Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 reading this is like watching Nichijou again, but without the laughs, just the exaggerated "Eeeeh!?"'s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Meogii Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Sup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B0X0R Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Welcome to the forums Astro's reincarnation! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Wut? Anyway nice to meet u in 2015, cant wait for mett ur 2016 self. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Have you listened to a single word I said? This is the 21st century. To produce the finest quality of translations, you must use the finest quality of tools. I recommend Google Translate. Anything else is trash. If you bought ATLAS, I feel sorry for you. Get a refund now. Hi Astro, guess we all have our opinions, but I'll go ahead and share my best kept secret translation technology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astro Posted January 2, 2015 Author Share Posted January 2, 2015 So Astro-senpai you recommend just copy pasting japanese text to google translate and the quality of the translation would be 10/10? Edit: also what proof do you give us to make us believe that you are not a lolicon? Because "loli" is only the third thing that comes up when I type in "l" on the search bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totodile Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Because "loli" is only the third thing that comes up when I type in "l" on the search bar I friggin dare you to type in "po" mate. Other than that welcome Astro the 2nd or something. Personally i use my pet nokia for translations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysrumble Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Okay then. Welcome, I guess um...... Have a panda? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Uh. What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted January 13, 2015 Share Posted January 13, 2015 I'm regretting reading that.... Why did I ever read it..... Someone kill me now.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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