Totodile

I regret my decision to move to the US entirely after finding out all foods (with the exception of a random soft pretzel place i found) are absolute garbage. I should have moved to Europe where i could have spent the rest of my days jiggling @atorq's melonous funbags. Maybe i'll drive to canada and see what @Flutterz is up to

@Kenshin_samaCongrats baby sis. Or wait, that might be my ......... Nevermind i hope your college experience is the best dude. A little tip from the incredibly young and handsome totodile (i can dream right?) though, if you do manage to be one of the few that survive check out if you want to pursue a masters in said field as soon as possible. It's best to start that 1-2 years after college, or you might regret it. Otherwise go out there and lose your virginity get a great education.

God i almost got a rare form of brain disease just reading that. Flut-tan plz i need sympathy. Speaking of old people who are way older than me and make me feel completely comfortable about my grey hairs, @Zebhra sup fam.

Confession: I was trying to download a movie completely 100% "legally" and i realize Kicka- 'The site that shall not be named' is down. Apparently they arrested the guy. Bummer. At least Reddit did something good for once in it's life and provided a quick solution. On the other hand I have to start packing to move next week you think moving to a next state is arduous? well wait till you gotta move countries like i'm doing ya damn twatwaffles. How the hell am i gonna know how to get around? I regret all my life decisions entirely. @Flutterz I might just move to Canada if trump wins, but the thought of moving to a next country again so soon will legitimately kill me

More power to you yah little shit, i just doubled my work hours after being off on Injury leave so long, i regret everything. Paycheck hella fucking nice though just by saying that i regret nothing,

I actually pictured you as a Chihuahua but it thought the dog in the pic was a Pommeranian. Does that mean you bark with a German accent? "Voof, Sieg Heil mein fuhrer Mr.McFluffykins"

why the hell does the first pic look like a modern Marcus Garvey? dafuq. Still fly though. holy crap....... i thought you were a Chihuahua. Pomeranians master race cuz dem ears, dat snout, oh lawd the eyes. The human is ugly though, you should change him

X ∞ i don't see a vacation day in sight for years to come

On the bright side you might get a cute grill to nurse you back to acceptable HP levels

In all fairness socialization and making connections played a huge part in my pre and post University experience, so it's not total bullshit but education is still of higher priority. Having connections without the means to take advantage of them is what we call "Being a frat minded dumbass". My social life has way more people that i keep around for favors than the amount that i keep around because i actually like anyway so it's tiring, not fun at all. Just waiting on the potential economic disaster since the dumb brits who voted in favor of this are barely over middle class. God dammit why must the rich always suffer from the poor. Judgemental snobbiness aside the brits are gonna regret this when they lost the dollar value backing of the E.U, their inflation will skyrocket as will interest rates and the pound sterling will tank belly up like a dead rhino with weights in a pool of their own lack of foresight. Also they lost a lot of potential investments and free trade with the erection of borders, so the taxes will also have to rise and they'll all suffer while drinking bargain brand tea

y'know i've never been quoted as "wise" before

swimming my way to the theater to watch this. Lol jk i'll wait until i can pirate it

False, i get notifications on the bottom of my page, all i have to do is click it and i can see new forum posts instantly without refreshing. Chrome FTW Next person also realized that after Samsung's $580 million dollar loss in stocks the other day it could potentially be seen an indication of what is to come if they stay stagnant.

tfw it's actually a matter of concern in your life when @Flutterz changes his avatar. Send help. damn right, how can he be offline when he's basically a built in friendly social interaction tool on fuwa, minus the "friendly social interaction" part

John-san pls. On a completely unrelated note i've been here over two years and never knew this post existed.......either that or i tried to forget it

Me:*spends 95 hours on GW2* Guild wars 2 is the most awesome fucking game ever 10/10 IGN ArenaNet: Ok just buy the HoT expansion to unlock everything in the basic game and even more cool stuff Me: heck yeah take my money right now, how much? ArenaNet: Prices range from $50 for the basic package to $100 for........ Me: Wew lad *[Hiding Wallet Intensifies]* i never liked it that much anyway......... Time to leech off some other F2P MMO i guess.

so his hair isn't actually that shiny? my whole life............i've been lied to

my fucking god this is a surprise, i never expected your hair to have THAT much sheen. What shampoo do you use? oh and nice grill

is it bad that i'm hoping it becomes symmetrical instead of hoping it gets better? fucking symmetry obsession, i might as well put white streaks in my hair and say i'm death the kid. On a different note i found out that Utorrent actually keeps a torrent history, i had fun deleting that shit. wew

they'd probably Lynch you, even i would. Play something that you could pass off as experimental reading at best, like house in fata morgana. fucking wot m8. I'd rather die a horrible death . I still have nightmares from that prostate exam

False, i can't even sing my ABCs in a dream without getting hoarse. Next person considers the Upcoming Elections interesting.

the phrase "lol didn't read" has never been so accurate for me before. I'm gonna go out on a limb and give you advice on the first sentence, if you have an identity crisis call the relevant authorities and ask them to identify you.

Take note weebs, this man has mastered the true art of 2D>3D > internet > love choose one >Sincere >love >fuwanovel tbh the only part he got right was faceless weebs. inb4 he checks the RL pic threads and haunts us all