Flutterz Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Confession: Soo~ it'll be my first time meeting an online friend irl tomorrow. I'm kinda nervous, but hopefully it goes well and won't be too awkward. Yeah, it's a fuwan. Will you then tell us who it is? Confession: fuck having 220 notifications Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Confession: Soo~ it'll be my first time meeting an online friend irl tomorrow. I'm kinda nervous, but hopefully it goes well and won't be too awkward. Yeah, it's a fuwan. I ship this like Mexican immigrants to Italy rainsismyfav 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm surprised zeno's mom even knows what hentai is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Whenever my mother hears a worthwhile sex joke somewhere, she tells me first. Keep up the good work, mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Whenever my mother hears a worthwhile sex joke somewhere, she tells me first. Keep up the good work, mom. Kinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 I'm surprised zeno's mom even knows what hentai is That would be because of the "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going" jokes that me and my sister used to make. She still can't make the connection that stuff isn't hentai unless there is a ponos and it's in a vagooo, though, apparently. Tried to explain the difference between ecchi and hentai immediately after she said that, but I'm not really sure if she actually got what I was saying. This is why parents of a certain age shouldn't use the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 This is why parents of a certain age shouldn't use the internet. My parents are over 50 and I'm fairly certain they know at least a few dank maymays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Kinky. It's cool, we're european. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainsismyfav Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Yeah I'm sure you'll love his basement She might be the one kidnapping the guy to HER basement. Also, Inb4 the guy don't show up~ or is catfishing as a 70 yr old loli magical girl. Will you then tell us who it is? Confession: fuck having 220 notifications Confession: My brother doesn't even hide his hentai. It's just out in the open among stacks of console games... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 My parents are over 50 and I'm fairly certain they know at least a few dank maymays. All my mom does is look at Facebook, watch 5 to 10-year-old cat videos and visit the Today Show website. I wish she'd reference some dank memes once in a while LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainsismyfav Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 oops. reposted by mistake, might as well make a confession! Confession: It feels weird seeing my cousin, and other people in my generation have kids and be married and all~.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Whenever I see my mom use emoticons in her text messages, I feel like throwing up. I never had problems walking around with her in public or getting smooched in front of my friends during my teens, but this emoticon thing is driving me insane. Every single text message looks like this: HEY [Texas] I'll be back later and take the dog with me Please clean up the kitchen after you're done eating - mom Old people shouldn't use phones. Just like young people shouldn't use phones. Fuck phones. Phones are the worst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Old people shouldn't use phones. Just like young people shouldn't use phones. Fuck phones. Phones are the worst. Motion seconded. Let us do away with all the phones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Awwwww, such a sweet message, Texas. You've got a cool Mum! TexasDice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Cell phones were a mistake. Confession: I don't actually have a working cell phone, smartphone or a regular "dumb" one. I have a dumbphone, but I hate Virgin Mobile with a passion, so I refused to start buying minutes and just let my number die. They are one of the crappiest small phone companies I've ever dealt with, probably because Virgin Mobile USA is owned by Sprint, and I've heard that they suck too. I just use landlines or mooch off of other peoples' cell phones when I need to call people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 Cells are useful when your car breaks down, you're the only one in the car, and the only house in a 3 mile radius is inhabited by a 300 pound, muscle bound dude who likes to sit on the porch and stroke his shotgun. The vultures circling overhead could also be taken as an omen. Even just a pre-paid one is fine. Good for emergencies. Mr Poltroon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 He could've been a nice guy, for all we know! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmsful Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The only reason I ever got a smartphone was the weeb games.... Also having something to entertain while being outside or in public transport is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 19, 2015 Share Posted August 19, 2015 The only reason I ever got a smartphone was the weeb games.... Also having something to entertain while being outside or in public transport is nice. Also you can fap in outside places. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmsful Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Also you can fap in outside places. well that would be a pain to do... how can you do that ... I don't even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Outdoor sex can be pretty hot. But outdoor fap is just weird and sad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulless Watcher Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 Outdoor sex can be pretty hot. But outdoor fap is just weird and sad. Yeah, and there is no one to share the shame when you get arrested and featured on wtfiwwy. LiquidShu, Tyrael, TexasDice and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I've been getting by the past 5 years on a Samsung SGH-T139 with a pay-as-you-go plan from T-mobile It was the old old plan where if you refilled a minimum $100 over your lifetime, you would get "gold rewards" aka your minutes last a whole year w/o expiring Don't know how long they'll let us plebs pay only $10 a year for the rare times we need to make that emergency call, but I'll take this over whatever my friends are spending monthly for their phone plans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronIsCrunchy Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I seem to be running pretty backwards on the phone front. For years I've been using wonderful little brick phones, £20-£25 new, with capabilities of texting, phoning and music playing. However, last my month my most recent one died on me, so I'm currently borrowing my mum's old Samsung Galaxy S and it's soooo confusing. That, and I hate touch screens with a passion. Can't wait to buy a nice little shitblock again ...although thinking about it, is Fate/Grand Order any good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abyssal Monkey Posted August 20, 2015 Share Posted August 20, 2015 I've been getting by the past 5 years on a Samsung SGH-T139 with a pay-as-you-go plan from T-mobile It was the old old plan where if you refilled a minimum $100 over your lifetime, you would get "gold rewards" aka your minutes last a whole year w/o expiring Don't know how long they'll let us plebs pay only $10 a year for the rare times we need to make that emergency call, but I'll take this over whatever my friends are spending monthly for their phone plans I couldn't live without my smartphone. I have it in my hands at least 10% of the time I'm awake. After having gotten used to it, I carry nothing else. When I walk out the door, I slap all my pockets naming "Pen, phone, wallet, keys" and then leave. I see so many people with extraneous accessories now. Confession: I mainly carry the pen for self defense. Its a small tip (like .5mm) gel pen with an entirely metal casing. I've stabbed it through half inch drywall before with minimal effort. It's both comfortable and deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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