solidbatman Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Spoiler: This VN is absolute shitRead the review CLICK HERE Tyrael, Gibberish, Flutterz and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Somehow I feel if we added a cute companion graphic to the review, it could serve as a "We Saved Christmas" episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Because who needs editing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 Because who needs editing ryechu requested to edit it claiming he was having a slow night at work. Srry bb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 ryechu requested to edit it claiming he was having a slow night at work. Srry bbI feel betrayed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decay Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Wait, did you make Ryechu edit a review that completely slams a VN he also edited? You're one cold motherfucker, bats. Zenophilious, Tyrael, Mr Poltroon and 8 others 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryechu Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Wait, did you make Ryechu edit a review that completely slams a VN he also edited? You're one cold motherfucker, bats.Well, part of my job description for FuwaReviews is editor... Though Flutterz normally (read:always) does a better job than me.I feel it's a solid review, and I have no qualms with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Wait, did you make Ryechu edit a review that completely slams a VN he also edited? You're one cold motherfucker, bats.Well, part of my job description for FuwaReviews is editor... Though Flutterz normally (read:always) does a better job than me.I feel it's a solid review, and I have no qualms with it.Hey, to be fair, he did claim you did a good job of editing the script and it read well grammatically. So it's not like Bats slammed Ryechu's part in it. In fact, it was the only thing he praised aside from the artwork. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeruleanGamer Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You made a mistake even giving this vn a 1 out of 10.The score should be WTF/0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmore Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You made a mistake even giving this vn a 1 out of 10.The score should be WTF/0.But... but ANIME TIDDIES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 What, no Christmas music? That was the only expectation i had set for this game. Guess I expected way too much. sarayne and solidbatman 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately Onodera Punpun and Silvz 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately Wasn't the goal 'to produce as much salt as possible'? Hijiri, Onodera Punpun and Mr Poltroon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately Wasn't the goal 'to produce as much salt as possible'?Hmmm.. Yes!Fuwanovel: Make Visual Novels popular with salt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately Wasn't the goal 'to produce as much salt as possible'?Hmmm.. Yes!Fuwanovel: Make Salt Popular In The WestFTFY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Wow ... 1/10. Seriously, I was honestly hoping they would have pulled themselves together somewhat for this release. Guess that was expecting too much of a Sakura game.The annoying thing is that the good art alone will most likely be enough for a lot of the steam fan base. They will see pretty girls half naked and go "Holy smokes! What an amazing game!" And that will give birth to 100 new Sakura titles most likely.If only steam would start releasing 18+ content in actually good VN releases, maybe the fan base that cling to these silly excuses for VNs would dissapear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately They always review the most recent VNs that come out though.It just so happens they're all shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Wow ... 1/10. Seriously, I was honestly hoping they would have pulled themselves together somewhat for this release. Guess that was expecting too much of a Sakura game.The annoying thing is that the good art alone will most likely be enough for a lot of the steam fan base. They will see pretty girls half naked and go "Holy smokes! What an amazing game!" And that will give birth to 100 new Sakura titles most likely.If only steam would start releasing 18+ content in actually good VN releases, maybe the fan base that cling to these silly excuses for VNs would dissapear.I've been trying to introduce my circle of friends to VNs for some time now (unsuccessfully).Then one of my friends goes and completely unironically buys Sakura Swim Club right after opening a Steam account. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)Got him to refund it though. Edited December 25, 2015 by Funyarinpa Silvz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dergonu Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Wow ... 1/10. Seriously, I was honestly hoping they would have pulled themselves together somewhat for this release. Guess that was expecting too much of a Sakura game.The annoying thing is that the good art alone will most likely be enough for a lot of the steam fan base. They will see pretty girls half naked and go "Holy smokes! What an amazing game!" And that will give birth to 100 new Sakura titles most likely.If only steam would start releasing 18+ content in actually good VN releases, maybe the fan base that cling to these silly excuses for VNs would dissapear.I've been trying to introduce my circle of friends to VNs for some time now (unsuccessfully).Then one of my friends goes and completely unironically buys Sakura Swim Club right after opening a Steam account. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)Haha, damn. Yup, thats the problem basically. I can picture your facial expression being something like this as that happened: I actually managed to get my friend interested in eroge quite recently. Made him play a patched version of if my heart had wings, then gave him a couple of mangagamer titles for christmas. If he ends up buying a sakura game now I'll beat him with a broomstick untill he uninstalls it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeruleanGamer Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I guess instead of Saya no Uta, Dustmania or Euphoria, Sakura titles should now be the go-to VNs if you want to scare and traumatize the fuck out of someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You guys need to review some VNs that you actually thought were good, the reviews page is looking outright depressing with all the 1s and 2s coming out lately It's not our fault we keep getting review keys for shitty VN's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 The Gahkthun reviews are coming. You can bet the scores are gonna be quite a bit higher on those.I don't want to be too general but maybe the scores are low because most reviews are EVNs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I hope it's Decay for Gahkthun. He was able to give euphoria a pretty swell objectively balanced soundingish type review, can't wait to see him fangirling(?) over Gahkthun and showering it with 11/10 praise of joy and whatnot~~Fuwanovel: Raise Awareness to the Horrors of EVNs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryechu Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I hope it's Decay for Gahkthun. He was able to give euphoria a pretty swell objectively balanced soundingish type review, can't wait to see him fangirling(?) over Gahkthun and showering it with 11/10 praise of joy and whatnotWe will have two reviews of Gahkthun. I won't say by who~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted December 26, 2015 Author Share Posted December 26, 2015 I guess instead of Saya no Uta, Dustmania or Euphoria, Sakura titles should now be the go-to VNs if you want to scare and traumatize the fuck out of someone. With Sakura Santa, you'd just put them to sleep if anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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