Nosebleed Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 This is a quick guide to get people familiarized with Fuwanovel's mythos. It's very important to know as this is deeply tied with how Fuwans spend their daily lives and you wouldn't want to make a mistake to anger them. After reading this, I am confident you will understand how Fuwanovel works from the inside out. Deities and other notorious figures Scottsune Miku Scott is our lord and savior. He offers us Domino's pizza and lets us have fun with Hatsune Miku. Every person on Fuwanovel needs to at least pay him proper respect and thank him for the life they've been given. He has done many feats in the past such as become the person with the most posts, most profile views, most warning points and most swag. He truly is the definition of a God. Praise Scott OriginalRun #UnbanRun Run was once banned and forever he shall not be unbanned. So the laws of physics dictate. Pleading for Run to be unbanned is a natural occurence, but it shall go unheard for eternity. Azusa Azusa is the best grill, she descended from the heavens to save the anime industry and we shall praise her for it. She is also the most efficient weapon in dealing with TheMajor. Asuna Although the pronounciation is similar, you mustn't mistake Asuna for Azusa, it is a grave offense. Asuna is the worst grill. Some say she is a direct relative to Satan, I wouldn't be surprised. You may bash Asuna anytime you'd like. Cloudfare Whenever Fuwanovel stops working, it's cloudfare's fault. No exceptions. Pulltop Notoriously known for destroying OriginalRun's youtube account, Pulltop runs a Yakuza gang that scouts out youtube videos and sends them DMCAs. They are a very dangerous entity and should not be messed with. Some say it was because of the Pulltop Yakuza that Fuwanovel had to take down all their torrents. They often attract people with cute moege. Beware, this is only a trap to lure you in and get DMCA strikes. Approach with caution. Moenovel The company responsible for the atrocity of a translation that is If My Heart Had Wings. Everything wrong in the Visual Novel industry can be compared to Moenovel. Moenovel shall always be used when complaining about game translations, in any discussion ever.Other Important Objects of Worship Milky Holmes Milky Holmes is the greatest anime of all time. This is ditacted by our lord Scott and mustn't be defied. The only thing better than Milky Holmes is more Milky Holmes Bananas Bananas are Fuwanovel's official fruit. Please eat bananas regularly to stay healthy. Pancakes There is a weapon for every villain. If you ever encounter a subject by the name of solidbatman, know your weapon of choice should always be pancakes. Pancakes became notorious for fending off against solidbatman after he was subject to torture with pancake overload when streaming Little Busters for over 24 hours. They usually prove quite effective. When used, pancakes often cause salt to be created Salt Most fuwans produce salt, especially when angered. You can often see salt dripping from threads and posts, it's one of Fuwanovel's more precious minerals and lots of people enjoy collecting it. Lolis Lolis are to Fuwanovel what coal is to a furnace. They keep the site running. School Days HQ The worst visual novel in history. Only the brave try to touch it with a 10 foot pole. Spam Fuwanovel's insides are mostly made of spam, it is the thing that inflates the forum in content as well as people's post count. My Blender A picture of my blender. Fuwanovel Timeline While hard to grasp for newcomers, Fuwanovel runs on a timeline named Soon What happens in this timeline is, for every new feature that's annouced, a wormhole is created which causes the creation of that feature to be stuck on a sort of limbo. Fuwanovel is perpetually threading this Soon timeline. But it's not to say that the timeline is an infinite loop. Sometimes, through several riots, Fuwanovel is able to temporarly leap out of the Soon timeline and create something new. But the attraction field surrounding the Soon timeline is very strong so these divergences are scarce and far in between. Too many riots often also result in Fuwapocalypses And this is the reason Fuwanovel is in a state of continuous monotony. I hope with this post you became more knowledgable about Fuwanovel and the magic that goes on behind the scenes. With this knowledge, you can now become an official Fuwan! Praise Scott Mr Poltroon, Seth, GetterEmperor and 21 others 24 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayleen Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 So should I start sending X-Powered-By: Lolis HTTP headers? Segai 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I'm learning so much in just one post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 I should play School Days.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Aaeru would be proud. but fuck pancakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayleen Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Solidbatman is obviously just showcasing saltiness. Emi 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Solidbatman is obviously just showcasing saltiness. About time I got to use this image. Tay, GetterEmperor, krill and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayleen Posted March 7, 2015 Share Posted March 7, 2015 Filthy casual. Just made it official for the forums as well: solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Major Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Azusa Azusa is the best grill, she descended from the heavens to same the anime industry and we shall praise her for it. She is also the most efficient weapon in dealing with TheMajor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimbus Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Spam Fuwanovel's insides are mostly made of spam, it is the thing that inflates the forum in content as well as people's post count. Nothing more need be said. Stray Cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewycool Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Erm.................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 What a totally, bitchin' hat! :3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruitsPunchSamurai Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 I had no idea.. so I was never a true fuwan until now.. Well Maybe The Spam Part I Already Knew about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceris Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 No section about the LL thread? Nosebleed, how are you going to ignore a thread that you have nearly 1700 posts in? And praise the Listen to the words of our lord and savior Tyrael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetterEmperor Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 All dem memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stray Cat Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Nothing more need be said. I was gonna go there is no-one else did. And I actually like Asuna for the record. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Also, that picture is my fucking blender. Thief. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 Also, that picture is my fucking blender. Thief. That picture is everyone's blender. It is public domain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eclipsed Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 This is more 75% Ren's TeamSpeak Lore and 25% Fuwanovel lore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GetterEmperor Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 This is more 75% Ren's TeamSpeak Lore and 25% Fuwanovel lore The TeamSpeak is where history is made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 This is more 75% Ren's TeamSpeak Lore and 25% Fuwanovel lore Isn't Ren's Teamspeak essentially Fuwanovel at this point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted March 8, 2015 Author Share Posted March 8, 2015 I would argue most of these didn't exactly originate in the TS but are things that were posted on Fuwanovel that made history. Either way these are universal truths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted March 8, 2015 Share Posted March 8, 2015 Y'all aren't even talking about Mare? I guess she's just too ancient to matter to the young'uns... Tyrael and Tenkuru 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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