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Embarassing moments with vns...

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The worst thing for me was that i had to fix the laptop of my mother (not living at home anymore) so it was just full with random stuff so i installed windows new

and thought " hey maybe i could install swan song and play it tonight in my bed so its more comfortable " because i dont have a laptop.

so the next day my mother came to visit me she takes the laptop and i totally forgot that it was still installed so in the next week she ask's me since when im so into  weird stuff like that 

she doesn't understand english that well but she still managed to open the cg gallery and that wasnt really a help because on the first page are already some h scenes.

 

she still brings it up sometimes 

 

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I'll never forget the time when my mom borrowed my laptop for about two hours when I had the icon for Eroge! by Clockup sitting on my desktop. She didn't find it, which is good, because I'm not going to be the one who explains what that game is to the woman who raised me.

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This topic is priceless.

The closest thing I had to this was Mary's h-scene in Sharnoth, and fortunately the steampunk series' h-scenes can't really be called porn. My little brother went into my room, and he has a habit of staring at my laptop screen (which I hate). When he started staring it was toward the scene's end, and the cg just looked like Mary sitting down, naked, but almost completely covered by black things. Her face was even stern. I dunno how I'll handle anything in the future though.

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I haven't really had any moments with VNs since I learned from the mistakes I made when I was younger involving porn.

The first that I can remember is when my mom helped me with my computer problems (She's good with computers and enjoys fixing them) and I had forgotten to remove every evidence of porn on my computer, so when she was helping me cleaning it, several folder and files with pornish names popped up for a few seconds, even though I tried to get her away from the computer by telling her "oh I wanna try this or that" she refused to, she pretended she didn't see anything (I'm assuming she did)

 

After that I got really careful with leaving evidence, but there was one point that my mom walked in after I had done the deed, I was lyin in bed with paper on top of me and I kinda panicked when she walked in, I can't remember what I did and stuff but I'm pretty sure I made it obivious that I was hidding something, my eyes probably oozed of panic, again she ignored it and just said what she wanted to say before leaving.

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Dunno what my mom would do if she found evidence that I had porn in my games.

 

I mean, c'mon. She flipped when she saw my browser history having 'google search: kiss x sis'.

W-What about Imouto Paradise?

probably would go into yandere mode

"are you choosing over that porn over me?"

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This topic can't die.  If it does, how will I feel better about all the stupid stuff I do?

 

Dunno what my mom would do if she found evidence that I had porn in my games.

I honestly don't know what my mom would do if she found out that I have 85.8 GB of eroge on my PC.  She's not religious, but she's so anti-porn that she might as well be.  I shudder to think of the angry lecture I'd get :vinty:

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I honestly don't know what my mom would do if she found out that I have 85.8 GB of eroge on my PC.  She's not religious, but she's so anti-porn that she might as well be.  I shudder to think of the angry lecture I'd get :vinty:

 

W-What about my 150GB?

I would be screwed man. I mean, she doesn't even like ecchi. Just because it's anime. D-Double standards!

I doubt it's just a lecture I'll get.

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I honestly don't know what my mom would do if she found out that I have 85.8 GB of eroge on my PC.  She's not religious, but she's so anti-porn that she might as well be.  I shudder to think of the angry lecture I'd get :vinty:

W-What about my 150GB?

I would be screwed man. I mean, she doesn't even like ecchi. Just because it's anime. D-Double standards!

I doubt it's just a lecture I'll get.

W-W-W-What about my 400GB?

Consider creating multiple folders... hundreds of 'em

or maybe a password (lol)

btw, I've got about 200+ gb. (So it's going to be a contest after all)

 

I bet this will be your reaction if and when your mothers find it:

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1AD7Y2_460sv.mp4

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The problem here is that whenever my family members sees stuff that almost show the boobs, it's all 'no no no wtf are you doing stop I'll ground you 4lyf this is very disappointing 0/10'.

 

I never did get why men's upper bodies being shown is a-okay to society but women's aren't.

Maybe they're respecting those who don't have enough to be shown. :holo:

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I'd love to say that I have a 3TB HDD that I totally not bought just to cram inside my 5.34 TBs worth of porn, but..

sadly I can't compete. I'm not sure if you guys are really serious about having more than 80 GB of porn but that's

beyond overkill, even if you had 1080p porn videos among that huge pile of lechery how can you have such

overblown numbers?! XD

I have like.... *checks* ....1.4 GB of porn. adding up 2D + 2D vids and 3D vids, about half of that is pants- err..nvm.
And I thought over 1gig of porn was too much ._.  Now I've seen everything.

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Hilariously enough, my count is seriously at 69GB. Well, I've got a good source and downloading lots and just breezing through it while you look for something appealing is really trivial. And a lot of videos are a gigabyte or more.

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I doubt anyone actually plays Eroges for the H-scenes, they are more like a little bonus, but srsly.

 

Also, most of the VNs I have read have better written plot than those critically acclaimed AAA moves.

 

Speaking of the H scenes, everyone would look at you funny if you told people you play a visual novel with sex in it, but nobody will bat an eyelash when someone comes and says: ¨hey guys, I seen 50 shades of gray and enjoyed it¨

 

(NOTE: I am in no way a fan of that movie, I just posted an example)

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I doubt anyone actually plays Eroges for the H-scenes, they are more like a little bonus, but srsly.

 

Nukige? There are few nukiges people would read because of something other than h-scenes. :P 

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Nukige? There are few nukiges people would read because of something other than h-scenes. :P

Nahh, I dont necessarily mean nukige. Nukige is practically a VN where plot is a mere placeholder, with a H-scene every 5 minutes, as opposed to a well written eroge where you will encounter H-scene 4-5 at most per route of a 20+ hour long VN.

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Rance has H-scene every 5 minutes and it still is fuckin awesome.

I think i had friction burns and dehydration after this game.

 

Fortunately i got good @ watching pron as a kid so i avoided anything critical as yours.

 

Though i had once a situation while browsing web when my mother suddenly came home from work and doors were unusually unlocked.

Of course i quickly decided to close all tabs, unfortunately pc was quite outdated back then and browser didn't have popup blocker.. each page i closed opened few more, some of them were really insane.. being quick to react i of course gave up on closing and ctrl+alt+del to kill the process.. unfortunately by then my pc got overloaded and just kept on throwing various porn websites on top of another.. 

Assessing my situation and viable options i calmly said 'fucking viruses' and pressed reset button.

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Rance has H-scene every 5 minutes and it still is fuckin awesome.

I think i had friction burns and dehydration after this game.

 

Fortunately i got good @ watching pron as a kid so i avoided anything critical as yours.

 

Though i had once a situation while browsing web when my mother suddenly came home from work and doors were unusually unlocked.

Of course i quickly decided to close all tabs, unfortunately pc was quite outdated back then and browser didn't have popup blocker.. each page i closed opened few more, some of them were really insane.. being quick to react i of course gave up on closing and ctrl+alt+del to kill the process.. unfortunately by then my pc got overloaded and just kept on throwing various porn websites on top of another.. 

Assessing my situation and viable options i calmly said 'fucking viruses' and pressed reset button.

 

Hahaha yeah, Rance. That game was glorious. Actually I liked the strategy aspect of it too, even though it was extremely simplistic...

 

I do think that nukiges are also nice, but what I wanted to say was that people should not dismiss eroges being for freaks, because good numer of them have great plots.

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Consider creating multiple folders... hundreds of 'em

or maybe a password (lol)

btw, I've got about 200+ gb. (So it's going to be a contest after all)

 

I bet this will be your reaction if and when your mothers find it:

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/a1AD7Y2_460sv.mp4

Eh, they're all on my D: drive, so that's pretty much all the protection I need.  My entire family uses Macs, so if it's not easily searchable through the desktop, it might as well not exist to them :holo:

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I'm pretty shameless, and eroges don't typically get me "excited" most of the time, however being the shameless man that I am, there has been on more than one occasion that I have been "caught" (I quote that because it's not really getting caught if you don't care, right?) by my cousin while laughing at amusing sex scenes in VN's. Particularly of note was a couple weeks ago actually, when I was finishing up Neko Para Vol 1, and if you've played it, well... the h-scenes are pretty uh... Animated? Heh.

Basically, I'm sitting there in awe of how animated it was and with my fascination with neko's who happen to be IN MAID ATTIRE, I didn't quite notice my cousin walking in my room until the last second. There was a good five seconds of silence as I continued to click my mouse, half-heartedly watching while my cousin stared from the screen to my face multiple times, to my crotch, then back to my face, blinked a dozen times, twitched, and finally said, "You're joking, right? Right? You would do something like that and not care..."

 

Yep. I'm that one guy that doesn't care if his female cousin walks in on him shamelessly watching a good plowing take place while simply shrugging and saying, "Look at it! It's animated! So cute right?!"  :illya:

 

But you know, this happens often for me, and I never really cared, and I can casually talk about sex, porn, or other lewd things with family/friends/random people with no worries. Of course I know TPO well, but I'm not easily embarrassed by those things I guess. If anything, it's actually amusing for me when/if I do get "caught" because the other person ends up being the embarrassed one!

 

I'm weird, I know. :lol:

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I'll truly forever remember my experience with one particular eroge that made me cry the most out of any, as my younger sister (imouto) saw me doing so after I stormed out of my room in an emotional panic. I was never the same from that day forward..

Imouto told my parents about it the next day, because she's a tsundere with 90% tsun and 10% dere.

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I'm pretty shameless, and eroges don't typically get me "excited" most of the time, however being the shameless man that I am, there has been on more than one occasion that I have been "caught" (I quote that because it's not really getting caught if you don't care, right?) by my cousin while laughing at amusing sex scenes in VN's. Particularly of note was a couple weeks ago actually, when I was finishing up Neko Para Vol 1, and if you've played it, well... the h-scenes are pretty uh... Animated? Heh.

Basically, I'm sitting there in awe of how animated it was and with my fascination with neko's who happen to be IN MAID ATTIRE, I didn't quite notice my cousin walking in my room until the last second. There was a good five seconds of silence as I continued to click my mouse, half-heartedly watching while my cousin stared from the screen to my face multiple times, to my crotch, then back to my face, blinked a dozen times, twitched, and finally said, "You're joking, right? Right? You would do something like that and not care..."

 

Yep. I'm that one guy that doesn't care if his female cousin walks in on him shamelessly watching a good plowing take place while simply shrugging and saying, "Look at it! It's animated! So cute right?!"  :illya:

 

But you know, this happens often for me, and I never really cared, and I can casually talk about sex, porn, or other lewd things with family/friends/random people with no worries. Of course I know TPO well, but I'm not easily embarrassed by those things I guess. If anything, it's actually amusing for me when/if I do get "caught" because the other person ends up being the embarrassed one!

 

I'm weird, I know. :lol:

I guess it comes with experience ;P You must have been caught few times and went like whatever.

Honestly though i'm only hiding shit from my family, prolly because of habits i made as a kid ;P Not that i'd be ashamed it'd be just awkward. Among friends i have no trouble talking about stuff that'd offend 90% of people or stuff many would be too ashamed to mention ;P

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I'll truly forever remember my experience with one particular eroge that made me cry the most out of any, as my younger sister (imouto) saw me doing so after I stormed out of my room in an emotional panic. I was never the same from that day forward..

Imouto told my parents about it the next day, because she's a tsundere with 90% tsun and 10% dere.

VN name?

Can't say I've really got caught but I got close.

Was reading Hoshimemo and in a H scene (of course it has to be a H scene) he walks in my room suddenly. I immediately alt-tab away and just stared at the Google search page for a min. I swear he knows I was up to something. ( he's a gamer and thus computer smart)

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