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I do think my most embarrassing moment was explaining to my parents that I translate porn games for a hobby.
It went good and I can still read VNs and translate them with a clear conscience, but for that 2-hour talk, I really wanted to dig a ditch and go die.

Also talking about this month's releases, MangaGamer is dropping  A Kiss For The Petals - Maidens of Michael on the 22nd 

A simple topic tonight, but hey I got to keep the quota of posting a new thread daily or the mods will never release my family... 
 
For me, it was my friend visiting while I was reading Euphoria.... You can guess how well that went. He took it fairly well considering it's main theme is rape, luckily I was on the true route so it made justifying explaining it to him easier.

I was reading an H-scene that other time and you could say that I was "engrossed" in it. My older brother walked into my room and he started silently at me and the screen for a full minute or so without saying anything. Then he sat through the whole scene next to me and left when it finished without saying a word.
 
I still see the disappointment in his eyes each time he looks at me.

My dad walked in on me fapping to a h scene. He only noticed the fapping luckily and didn't notice the h scene. Hence I can continue with my degenerate hobby.

My father opened my minimised VN that was in the middle of an H-Scene. His non-reaction makes it seem like he didn't even realise what it was. Could be, since he was looking for something else and immediately minimised it once he realised it wasn't what he was looking for.

For me it would have to be the time I was looking through Maggot Baits CGs at school, in what I thought was an empty classroom. The students behind me didn't say anything, but I think they were scarred for life.

My three-year old nephew stole my keys and broke into my room while I was in the middle of an h-scene.

A lot of this has been covered in another thread here. Hope you find some good titles that catch your eye.
https://forums.fuwanovel.net/topic/19884-what-are-you-looking-forward-to-be-released-in-2018-officially-fan-released-or-just-personally-hope-to-see-this-year/

buy a different game? but what about a more streamlined single player experience?
 
but hey, that sucks. although i hate dw, i imagine it would at least be tolerable with multi. kingdom come is a good choice from what ive seen. looks like a fun rpg!  

I know a lot of people are enjoying the hell out of it but for me it just came across as boring. Some parts are faithful to the DS ports were not all characters are named, or have full voice acting but for a triple A console release it feels lazy. The combat I found was the worst, with item mappings taking up more time to get to than they should, blocking and rolling not really being effective *on Xbox at least* due to delays in the control responses or just the monsters accurately predicting where you're going to be rolling too and hitting you anyway. Just sapped the fun out of it for me. It would be an okay game if you got it on sale but it's nowhere near worth full price right now, wait until a few patches or something at least.

My childhood started to crumble the moment there were more pokemon than it was worth it to catch them all.
 
Wait, this is a thread to complain about our childhood being ruined right????

Ahh the good ol' days of Gens 1-3 
But Isn't all of Fuwa just talking about H Scenes and childhoods being ruined?

If you're asking Fuwa clearly you need this... 

 

If you're asking Fuwa clearly you need this... 

 

If you're asking Fuwa clearly you need this... 

 

And another Engrish classic is 

Let's see some of your best jokes, one liners or just funny CG's you've come across. Don't let me down Weebs!  

Dorg gets maddoooo!!
Are you sure you want to permanent ban our boii asoon??
MADOO CLICK on "confirm, yes I'm sure" 

I had the hardest and saddest laugh yesterday of my life.

This phenomenon was always my favourite thing you can find on the internet:




And the classic quote:

(the last one might be fake, but I don't care)