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Tatsujin

Farts!  

16 members have voted

  1. 1. What does your fart sound like?

    • Very loud, it stinks, too.
    • Soft, it's like a small rocket launching gently.
    • No sound, but the oder is ... rotten eggs!
    • I'm a morning farter. I only fart when I wake up.
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    • I sleep in my farts without my knowledge.
    • I only fart when I have sex.
    • I fart loudly and proudly!
      0
    • I fart alone ... sometimes in the bathroom
    • I dew it at work with my butt aimming at the wall.
      0
    • My room, obviously. I stink it hard then I open the window to refresh the air for a second and third round.
    • 1. Eat Fibers - 2. Fart hard - 3. Repeat Step 1!
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    • Farts? What's that. Define it please!
    • I only fart after I eat burritos ... or any type of beans!
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    • I cannot explain how my farts work. My country invalidates such actions.
    • Only humans fart. I'm an alien from space!
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    • Farts are a myth to beautiful females.
    • I do it in public. Seriously.
    • I ... just ... well ... uhm ... whatever!

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