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Mr Poltroon last won the day on September 15
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This thread has been surprisingly serious, and I wouldn't want to derail it, so I'll just make my hypothetical post here:
I was wondering when someone would make that joke, yet, nobody did.
I dunno, the constant squeeking whenever I press down would be distracting~