john 'mr. customer' smith

Happy birthday @john 'mr. customer' smith, I've seen you a couple of times in chat and another couple in threads, but I can tell you're a nice guy.
Have a nice day

Absolutely none, I guarantee it  

I've always hoped they would partner up with Waffle some day. 

Hey, slow down brother
Surely there's nothing wrong with that, on a forum where people are showing off their Japanese all the time?

Well, I don't really care, but I'm just happy that my country (Belgium) made it to the finals!!
Go, Laura Tesoro, doe je best, ik stem alleszins al voor jou! Maak de inwoners van België trots (niet dat we al trots zijn, natuurlijk :p).

An anime always 'deserves' the credit it gets, because the credit it gets is directly proportional to the amount it was enjoyed by it's audience. Clannad affected and even changed A LOT of people on a deep level, and for being able to do that, I think it deserves all the credit it gets. 
Calling it overrated might be somewhat accurate in terms of its critical value, but in this case, it's just not the whole picture

I would say Clannad if you want some romance, and Rewrite if you want some plot. If you want some laugh then anything should work.
And Planetarian is short so you can read that anyway.
(I didn't read Angel Beats yet)

Hello,
Here, the true story:

>https://twitter.com/sayori_nw/status/724052293230813185
-tweet deleted-
Huh? I didn't hear anything about an uncensored English version being distributed... I drew this believing it would be censored, do all of Wanimagazine's authors know about this?

>https://twitter.com/sayori_nw/status/724053401244327937
-tweet deleted-
Am I wrong for thinking that I still have the rights to my manga because I was only paid for a magazine publication

>https://twitter.com/sayori_nw/status/724054742809206785
I didn't hear about it even once, and the only money I received was the magazine publication fee.
 
And then:

 
>消してもらったのは事実ですが、無修正は原因ではありません、FAKKU側の勘違いですね。
>It's true that I asked for it to be removed, but the uncensoring wasn't the cause/reason. FAKKU is misunderstanding it.

Ah nice, vagina lady. Been awhile since I have seen this story pop up 2-3 years ago.

A little bit of story that probably nobody cares about:

https://vndb.org/v4767
Length:
1 and a half hour.
Description
A lone girl, wearing a tattered school uniform, lives on a dry river bed. She can't go to school, has no house, not even a tent... just a helpless, lonely girl. She searches garbage cans for food to survive every day. And whenever she is found by vagrants or delinquents, she becomes their plaything. Gang-raped, disgraced, forced to drink semen, dirtied, abused, scorned...
This is a visual poem about her everyday life.
Staff:
Translator and some very bad image editing: me.
Programming, hacking, images editor and pretty much everything else: Schwarzstorch (he did an amazing job)
QC: Arcadeotic, OutoftheBox.
Looking for testers!
Progress:
Translation progress: 100%
TLC:100%
QC:100%
Download link:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/60mf78gzb7k37pb/patch.xp3 <-------partial patch 30% (it also works with the trial version)
http://www.mediafire.com/download/afc399js0trmsd8/patch.xp3  <-------- final patch.
Installation:
Place the file inside the game folder, go to text display and choose MS 明朝 or MS ゴシック, you can install other fonts but the text will overlap in some places so I don't recommend doing that. (this is a problem with the engine and how the text works inside the vn itself, there is no way to make every font look properly at the same time.)
Q&A:
Q:Where can I buy it?
A: http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE063753
Q:Why a nukige vn?
A:It's not nukige.
Q:But is full of eroge...
A:It's not a nukige!

Q:Why this vn?
A:Because I love utsuge, it is fairly easy (most of the time) and is pretty short.

Q:Your translation sucks!
A:That's not an question, but hey you can translate it yourself or help me fixing the many mistakes I'm sure the translation has.

Q:So...why a nu...
A:For the last time, this is not a nukige!!! It has a lot of eroge, granted, but that's not what this vn is about, it will make you cry, want to pull your eyes out, cry some more and maybe laugh maniacally at some point, it is a pure hard utsuge, depressing to the very end without any fantasy bullshit, not girl with wings, no ghosts or anything like that, I wouldn't say is 100% realistic but pretty close.

Q:Why are you translating in a such literal way?
A:Because that's my approach to translations, I think the reader should interpret the text without any changes, like if he/she was reading it in the original language, this doesn't always work and when I think it is absolutely impossible to get what the text says I do change it but only in those particular cases, if you have a brain, use it and you will understand the meaning of a sentence even if I don't "Americanize it".
Q: Would you look back in a few years thinking "why did I start that translation? is awful D:"
A:No, I did this translation first of all for myself and I wanted to share it with everyone else but again this was a project for me, if it is bad or good it doesn't matter to me so if you don't like ti then too bad. I wanted to prove something to myself which now that the novel is finished I think I did and that's that.
Images:
 
I do take suggestion into account (even if I don't agree with some of themI take them seriously) so feel free to share them I know there is a lot to improve!
NOTE: This is a project I'm doing mostly for myself, to see if I can translate something that is not from EN>SP and for the love that I have for this vn, which is really underrated. In the beginning it was fun but right now is becoming more like a chore rather than a fun project   but i will finish it.

Could you please write more details about his personality or about his character in general? There is too few information.
Also, what is your intention with his design? You say he's not evil, but the amount of triangular shapes and sharp lines he has says otherwise. If you are trying to 'trick' the player with something like "Jerk with a Heart of Gold" or subverting a trope, then it's fine. However, if your intention is not something like that, you should work again on his shapes before deciding any color. But then it's hard to say anything concrete unless I have more details about him.

^ that looks nice, and would fit a concerned look niche. Who wants it?

I'd love it if :yumemi:  was a thing

DUTCH... Dutch..... why would you want to learn such an useless langue?? 
I would give up my native(dutch) langue for English, Japanese and Russian, so I can kurwa all the way. 

Sonohana maybe? Obviously not the same as key or KS but it's strangely warming
 

Sonohana maybe? Obviously not the same as key or KS but it's strangely warming
 

My lazy breakfast.
 

Alpha's Adventures is now live on Kickstarter:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1847704475/alphas-adventures-an-adult-yuri-visual-novel
Please check it out and help spread the word/consider supporting it if you can!

Synopsis
Follow Alpha as she changes herself and others across 4 unique routes.
The setup differs from most visual novels in that there is no common route - you simply pick the heroine of your choice from a selection screen and enjoy their self-contained story. Completing all of the heroine's endings allows you to unlock Alpha's and ??? shared route.
Project overview
I plan to launch a kickstarter so that I can finish (and if stretch goals are met, extend) this project. I'm aiming for an early January 2017 launch date, which is also when I will release the demo I am currently working on. The demo will cover a portion of each heroine's route.
Links Out
http://officeryou.tumblr.com/
https://twitter.com/officer_you
Information
-3 heroine routes
-3 choices per heroine route
-Each heroine has 2 endings
-1 unlockable character/route for completing every ending
-10+ CG's 
-For 18+ only (will contain scenes of an intimate nature and themes some may find distressing)
Main Character

Heroines



Side characters (stretch goal exclusive)



 
???

CG Previews


With all of that said and done, I welcome any and all feedback and questions!
*Except the kind of questions that invite spoilers, of course.
 

There should be a thread just for horrible puns like this
Btw this is the first image you get when you google 'bad puns'

I do not live to hit my mother, how dare you!
 
Next person has never played a Zelda game

Bruh, I am actually studying joinery right now
 
the next person swears he doesn't snore 
 
 

Paprika. It's a piece of art with plot embedded but in a good way.

There should be a thread just for horrible puns like this
Btw this is the first image you get when you google 'bad puns'

Hey fuwas. Maybe someone know (probably not ), that i am a sort of musician. I make mainly modern music, but i tried making a bit of "horror" or "creepy" ones.
I m open for any rating or judging, whatever. All the songs are able to download. Some might be better, some maybe worse (or each of them ), some maybe only few will like, or some noone will like.
Here they are: 6 in total
Maybe help me find names for them