phersu Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 So, a game based of the Sandman comics by Neil Gaiman. Basically, I started by saying I am something. You counter saying you are something better, and saying why. 'I am spider, eater of flies and spinner of webs.' 'I am a snake, one who eats spiders and has poisoned teeth.' "I am an ox, crushing snakes beneath foot.' And so on, so forth. Let's start.~ I'm a fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a rolled up newspaper, crusher of flies, smacker of puppy’s noses. Minoru and crunchytaco 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanahtlig Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a black hole, swallower of newspapers. I bend space and time to my will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbl Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am Matthew Mcconaughey, traveler of black holes. I star in silly scifi movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a crazy axe murderer, murderer of Matthey Mcconaugheys. I axe things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a cowboy, I can head shot a crazy axe murderer, I know how to use guns effectively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a nuclear warhead, vaporizer of cowboys. I'm bad for the environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am Japan, survivor of Nuclear warheads, i can win against warheads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am 'MURICA, FUCK YEAH, land of the free. I can win against Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am hamburgers, fatteners of 'Murica! I can win against 'Murica's bodies and wallets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am water, nobody likes a soggy burger, I make up about 70 percent of the earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a highly absorbent paper towel, soaking up all water. I cost less than $1 per roll when bought on sale. Mr Poltroon and ERO! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a dragon, I breathe fire. I burn the paper towel and evaporate the water in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am reality, and there are no dragons in reality. I kinda suck when you really get down to it. ERO! and Mr Poltroon 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am Paul Bradford, main character of the terrible 80's movie The Dungeonmaster. I reject your reality and substitute my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am death itself, and have come for Paul Bradford. I keep world population in check. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a sims player, I CAN DELETE DEATH! lol. I have no life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atorq Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am a sims player, I CAN DELETE DEATH! lol. I have no life I am EA I kill Maxis the maker of The Sims. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am basic human decency, EA avoids me like the plague because they are allergic to me. Khazit, LinovaA, ERO! and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am Hymen a.k.a HMN a.k.a Hikari. Human decency is cancelled out by my existence Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am yuri, true enemy of HMN. He vacates the premise in my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am yuri, true enemy of HMN. He vacates the premise in my presence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 I am an asiaphobe who shuns all asian ideas, especially yuri, yaoi, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred the Barber Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I am political correctness, holiest of holy ideals of the modern world, silencer of stereotyping. arakura 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaCake Posted March 22, 2015 Share Posted March 22, 2015 I am a politician, master of lies and deception. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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