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When the hymen breaks, blood always comes out. 

 

Not every virgin bleeds when the hymen is broken. In H scenes the virgin always bleeds. 

 

I wonder what even goes through the heads of the people who make the h scenes....

 

Also, the insane amount of lube that comes out of the vagina. It's like a water park.

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  • 5 months later...

Necroing, necroing. But this thread is (also) pure gold, worth reminding. 

I hate all those excesive amout of fluids. Fluids everywhere. Saliva, precum, womens 'lubricant', sweat. Its everywhere, everything is covered in them. Always.
'Silver string of saliva between our mouths' after kissing. Uch. Gross.
Also this quote below (dunno how put it above my words. -_-') This sounds usually like that tube you get in your dentist office, to suck out your saliva.

On 22.07.2015 at 3:46 PM, Deep Blue said:

The most disgusting thing to read and it is on every vn... is the fucking
"*sluuuuuuuuurp* *sluuuuuuuuurp*" why do you have to subtitle that sound :unsure: this followed with those weird and awkward sounds... :vinty:

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6 hours ago, Vorathiel said:

Necroing, necroing. But this thread is (also) pure gold, worth reminding. 

I hate all those excesive amout of fluids. Fluids everywhere. Saliva, precum, womens 'lubricant', sweat. Its everywhere, everything is covered in them. Always.
'Silver string of saliva between our mouths' after kissing. Uch. Gross.
Also this quote below (dunno how put it above my words. -_-') This sounds usually like that tube you get in your dentist office, to suck out your saliva.

I beg to differ. If there are too few fluids, it's not hot enough for me.

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6 hours ago, Vorathiel said:

Necroing, necroing. But this thread is (also) pure gold, worth reminding. 

I hate all those excesive amout of fluids. Fluids everywhere. Saliva, precum, womens 'lubricant', sweat. Its everywhere, everything is covered in them. Always.
'Silver string of saliva between our mouths' after kissing. Uch. Gross.
Also this quote below (dunno how put it above my words. -_-') This sounds usually like that tube you get in your dentist office, to suck out your saliva.

When the protagonist ejaculated inside the heroine with so much power that it created splash effect. Same goes with oral sex. Something like a water cannon. 

Well, in normal situation it sounds gross. Except when everything goes hot. 

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On 7/26/2015 at 11:28 PM, Sarabeara said:

When the hymen breaks, blood always comes out. 

 

Not every virgin bleeds when the hymen is broken. In H scenes the virgin always bleeds. 

 

I wonder what even goes through the heads of the people who make the h scenes....

 

Also, the insane amount of lube that comes out of the vagina. It's like a water park.

It's only to reassure the readers that the girl is a virgin. 

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  • 7 years later...

Thanks Ittaku for mentioning this thread at Discord to be resurrected. Reading hentai is like reading copied homeworks.
1. "Your mouth says no but your body says yes."
2. "Pain will become pleasure." Anything can fit in contrary to what the heroines say.
3. "I shouldn't feel good but his dick is bigger than my SO."
4. "It's not cheating or losing virginity if its anal."
5. Armpit, ass, breasts, knee, and mouth pussy.
6. "You have to take responsibility for this."
7. "It's my safe day."
8. Use the condom and then go raw in the second turn.
9. "This will help Japan's birthrate."
10. Choice between cumming inside or outside.
11. "Big brothers belong to little sister."
12. Questionable consent.
13. "This is my first time, please be gentle."
14. Heroines enjoy cervix penetration.
15. Tsundere in bed acts full deredere.
16. Everyone immediately decides to keep the baby after heroine's pregnancy.
17. I'm not sure about abundance of "virgin porn star".

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