Sioxz Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted but you can't eat any food that tastes good according to you i wish i had a girl that would dress up in a naked apron and say ohuro ni suru? gohan ni suru ? soretomo watashi! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted. She's a horibbly disfigured (and very nightmarish) plastic doll. I wish that my eyesight never got bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 it gets too good and your head explode (because why not?) I wish I wasn't sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, your immune system is so powerful it expunges the virus directly out of your body, but it soon comes to realize that you are in fact a danger to your own body, and begins to slowly kill you. I wish for lower monster prices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted moster and youkai prices are now cheaper "get your zombi,yukionna,nekomata cheap here" i wish for some sleep and more enegy drinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted moster and youkai prices are now cheaper "get your zombi,yukionna,nekomata cheap here" Seems pretty awesome to me. I'd love to buy a youkai or two. Granted, but you start disliking them. I wish for tigers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, they slowly eat your body parts, starting from your limbs, and you can't do anything about it. I wish for a rocketship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted November 11, 2013 Share Posted November 11, 2013 Granted, you are now a kerbal in Kerbal Space Program where the engineer making your ships is the dark master. I wish for an industrial fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeftai Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Granted, but the fan is too strong and blows everything away when you turn it on. I wish for new computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GoldenSorcerer Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Granted, but now the Internet went down and will take several years to fix that. I wish I were a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nayleen Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Granted, you're a Grillhändl: I wish I could trust people like I used to be able to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted November 24, 2013 Share Posted November 24, 2013 Granted. You are now completely oblivious to other people's lies. I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeftai Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 granted. but it has nothing on it and is a few years old. i wish i could run faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Granted, you run so fast that your body tears itself apart. I wish my ankle would stop hurting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 25, 2013 Share Posted November 25, 2013 Granted, your ankles grow stronger, but now your entire body follows in suit and you look like this: I wish that nobody would corrupt anymore wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeftai Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 granted:this topic is dead i wish for a corrupted wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 granted:this topic is dead i wish for a corrupted wish Granted, but it's corrupted in a different way - a bird poops on you. I wish for snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Granted, but then it turns into a blizzard an you freeze to death. I wish that solidbatman would compliment one of Steve's lolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted November 26, 2013 Share Posted November 26, 2013 Granted, solidbatman is now a full fledged lolicon, but Steve is now only interested in non-lolis (What have you done Naomi) I wish to have omnipotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You could only use your power to summon asparagus What if Steve never read Hoshimemo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seventhfonist425 Posted February 26, 2014 Share Posted February 26, 2014 You could only use your power to summon asparagus What if Steve never read Hoshimemo? I believe you have posted this in the wrong place. Also, if that were to happen That would never not happen. The universe just shook by the very idea. Anyways... Granted, you are now god of socks, congratulations. I wish to be forever part of the happiness spiral theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Granted. What better way to be part of the philosophy than to be with the philosopher herself. I wish my favorite waifu came to life and married me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimDito Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Granted, you are now engaged to Gasai Yuno. I wish this is not this thread's last post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kendjin Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 I wish I had a plane made of custard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DimDito Posted March 25, 2014 Share Posted March 25, 2014 Granted. It liquefies and ceases to be a plane. I wish Sunohara Mei is my sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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