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Eldin

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Granted, but humanity is wiped out by ogres -- upset with an inability to explain their nature.

 

I wish that it was Monday so my new computer would arrive.

 

In case my sleepy brain failed at that reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2m_hwDlntw

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Granted, but as soon as your computer gets within 5 feet of you, it bursts into flames and explodes in a glorious manner.

I wish the Battlefield 4 beta wasn't filled with idiots.

Granted but it's filled with the buggs the idiots did discover wich is all 

i wish i had something worthful to wish

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Granted, you will go to a reggae Consert on Friday.

(muahahaha fear the power of spelling!)

I wish it wasn't naturally 98-100 degrees (Fahrenheit of course) almost every day of the year for me.

you are Evil 

Granted it's -30C all around the year (i have to use a jacket and gloves att this point and i hate it)

 

i wish i did not have to work the entire weekend

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granted, but you die before it happens (sorry, as a fan I can't corrupt this one in a way that the adaptation fails~)

I wish for greatness.

Granted you are so great that China north korea and russia is now you mortal enemys and wants to bomb you with Atombombs seems like your greatness pissed them off

i wish for lolis

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