Zodai Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Granted, but your ability to read is stripped in the process due to a car accident that impaired your thinking. I wish for a brownie cheesecake. (So hungry >_>') It's poisoned. The poison seems to have also been enchanted with a temporal flux spell; so you're forced to relive the past 24 hours of your life endlessly. And if you don't eat the cheesecake at the end, you still die. I wish to stop procrastinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Granted. You do whatever it is you have to do, but your mind is so focused on the procrastination you could be doing that you perform horribly. I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 14, 2013 Share Posted October 14, 2013 Granted, but you never end up learning how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. I wish Mr. Owl wasn't so much of a sadist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted, now no one even questions how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I wish I was the main character in a visual novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted, now no one even questions how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. I wish I was the main character in a visual novel. it's a nukige for masochists where the protagonist is thoroughly raped. I wish for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted it's a bad end only VN and all ends results in your death Edit. you are to fast Shisho i wish i had a better ophis picture (they are quite lacking because she is only in the Dxd novels) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 16, 2013 Share Posted October 16, 2013 Granted, but its too big you fit your avatar profile, no matter how small you crop it. I wish for a rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted, but its too big you fit your avatar profile, no matter how small you crop it. I wish for a rock. Granted Cinnabar (mercury sulfide) is the single most toxic mineral to handle on Earth. The name of the crystal means dragons blood, and it is the main ore of mercury. Forming near volcanos and sulfur deposits, the bright red crystals signal danger of the worst kind. Cinnabar may release pure mercury if disturbed or heated, causing tremors, loss of sensation and death. I consider that as a rock. I wish that the sun went supernova. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 granted, but I built a teleporter and took all of mankind to a safer planet on a galaxy far away while leaving you to die I wish for triggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted, nothing happens. I wish my friends weren't idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 you have no friends. I wish for less people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted, a baby dies. I wish I didn't get distracted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted. You focus on one thing for the rest of your life. I wish for a flowchart for reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 (edited) Granted, a baby dies. Fine for me. Babies rate just below tsunderes in my "annoying things that should cease existing" list. I wish this actually happened Granted. You focus on one thing for the rest of your life. I wish for a flowchart for reality. Granted, but only I have access to this flowchart. And I'm not about to share it with you~ Forgot to make a wish and had to edit my post. Tee-hee~ Edited October 17, 2013 by Kaguya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Fine for me. Babies rate just below tsunderes in my "annoying things that should cease existing" list. Granted, but only I have access to this flowchart. And I'm not about to share it with you~ I think you forgot to make a wish I wish for a Tay plushie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted, but its bigger than your house and thus impossible to move from the original location. I wish I had some soda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted you get only 1 can off the super delicious Trocadero i wish i had some Trocadero now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted you get only 1 can off the super delicious Trocadero i wish i had some Trocadero now Granted It was thrown through orbit to get to you; and when you open it, the can explodes and everyone within a 1 mile radius drowns to death. I wish for a line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted. It is crooked and covered in ants. I wish I didn't have so many damned flashcards to go through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 17, 2013 Share Posted October 17, 2013 Granted, you only have 1 but all the information is jam packed into extremely small text. I wish I could read people's thoughts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Granted, you find out that all of your friends, loved ones and neighbors hate you severely and are only around you because they want to manipulate you and get a gain on their "investment" one day. I wish I could wake up without an alarm every morning/afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Granted, instead of an alarm, a wild boar breaks into your room to wake you up. I wish I had 4 arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Granted, but since your brain wasn't made to control four arms, they just become lumps of flesh, bone and nerves. I wish I could do whatever I want to without repercussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Granted, but you eventually get bored after doing everything, you jump off a building and die. And since there were no repercussions to your suicide, nobody gave a damn about it. I wish for a detailed report on the life of Zodai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 18, 2013 Share Posted October 18, 2013 Granted, but you eventually get bored after doing everything, you jump off a building and die. And since there were no repercussions to your suicide, nobody gave a damn about it. I wish for a detailed report on the life of Zodai. Granted, but it's in print. It fills your entire house and you are covered in papercuts. I wish I knew WHY you wanted a detailed report of my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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