Worst VN sex scenes you've read

[redsaber5859]

As a contrast to the thread of the BEST ones, what are the worst you've read?

 

For me, I skipped every one in the Muv Luv series after the first one I saw in Extra (Meiya) (and that one unskippable one in Alt) because they were literally nothing but a sex scene and were just way too long imo.

[Ashadow700]

There is no contest in this  matter for me.

 

1:st place: The "ruins-scene", from Fate/Stay Night. I still wonder just what the heck Type Moon were thinking when the wrote it.

 

2:nd place: Every. F*ing. H-scene. from the abomination know as Sengoku no Rance. Just.... no... no, and no!

[Rose]

I haven't read many visual novels yet but I'd say I pretty much hated most of Yandere sex scenes. 

 

They are actually relevant for the plot as a demonstration of the characters personalities but aside from that, they were all pretty empty because the MC is a dumbass and the girls are insane, although I confess that I discovered a taste for S&M with Maika.

[~K.S~]

tomoyo after ...........

[Nosebleed]

Every single rape scene ever.

(I mean rape as an h-scene made for you to look at it and enjoy it not rape with proper context as in a traumatic event)

I just can't deal with rape, never liked it, never will like it.

Same thing with tentacles.

 

Aside from that.

I remember trying Imouto Ijime thinking it'd fit within my fetishes but holy crap was it a disappointment. It started off normal enough (for a nukige) but then things got reallyyy blown out of proportion like doing it in public and on a toilet and one of the worst things was probably the ending with her pregnant, even that was ruined. (sorry for spoiling, but i probably saved you the suffering!)

I know it was a nukige but I didn't expect it to go that far. It was more disgusting than pleasant at points. And I dare say I have some weird fetishes but that was just no.

 

From non nukiges..

I'd say Da Capo had some really awful h-scenes. Just completely out of place and the scene itself wasn't even half decent. I couldn't enjoy nearly any of them and barely paid attention to it. Even the first one that's supposed to be all holy because defloration is sacred in vns, even that I couldn't find decent because of the way they acted during it. It was like some really low budget porn acting.

[Yukiru]

Every single rape scene ever.

I just can't deal with rape, never liked it, never will like it.

(I mean rape as an h-scene made for you to look at it and enjoy it not rape with proper context as in a traumatic event)

Same thing with tentacles.

What about plotful rape?

 

Anyway, worst H-scene... that would be one of the scenes from Saya no Uta, I seem to have the memorie of those few hours of reading blocked  due to ranting so much, so I can't really recall what was worse, probably after the little monster gets a little dog, it starts getting uglier from there.

[BookwormOtaku]

Nearly every ero scene in Black Cyc's Cthulhu and its fandisk. Too much of a focus on being extreme than with any other quality

[Nosebleed]

What about plotful rape?

Define plotful rape.

 

What I meant by rape scenes are those scenes where a girl is clearly being held against her will and being violated and the purpose of said scene is none other than giving you pleasure. It has no use in the plot or story and is just there for you to enjoy.

That's the kind of rape I can't deal with.

 

I can deal with rape scenes that have a role in the story. Rape scenes that are there to make you feel bad or depressed.

Those make sense and are okay with me. The other ones however are a big no for me simply because I don't find it enjoyable to watch a girl being violated.

[BookwormOtaku]

 

I can deal with rape scenes that have a role in the story. Rape scenes that are there to make you feel bad or depressed.

 

 

So NTR is fine?

[Nosebleed]

So NTR is fine?

Obviously I don't enjoy NTR as well, it's usually just a specific form of rape anyway.

 

I meant in something like an Utsuge where there's a rape scene and you'll feel bad about it but that's the whole purpose of the scene so it's okay for it to be there since it has a proper role.

[Nagisa_Fawkes]

That scene with the tentacles in Muv Luv Alternatiive was pretty disturbing, and Asuho's H-scenes in Hozhirora were pretty bad IMO.

[Nosebleed]

That scene with the tentacles in Muv Luv Alternatiive was pretty disturbing, and Asuho's H-scenes in Hozhirora were pretty bad IMO.

Really? They were some of my favorites in that novel. The last one was kind of meh because it made her look like a total pervert but the first and second were pretty interesting imo.

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

I've played so many nukiges and I don't even remember how many awful h-scenes I've seen. That said I've seen lots of h-scenes which were great and I loved cause they fit my fetishes. I hate h-scenes that you can tell are just plain horrible really

[Zenophilious]

All of the h-scenes in F/sn besides the last one with Saber.  The writing is painfully bad for most of them (it just kills the mood), they're made to be relevant to the plot, and they just felt weak overall.  That last one, though...it probably seemed so great because it was being compared to the others, but that last one with Saber was actually romantic.

[Katatsumuri]

Any H-scene which has neither Story justification, nor having no reason to happen.

 

And to clarify, by "no reason to happen" I mean H-scenes that literally come out of nowhere with no real context.

[Nosebleed]

Any H-scene which has neither Story justification, nor having no reason to happen.

And to clarify, by "no reason to happen" I mean H-scenes that literally come out of nowhere with no real context.

Haha this reminded me of Kotori's 2nd h-scene in Kono Oozora. Most out of place oral sex scene ever. Sorry but it was just ridiculous and it was completely out of character too for her.

"My boyfriend is asleep, better suck his d***!"

[Mephisto]

The H-scenes in Aiyoku were pretty awful. I didn't actually read them though because I got impatient and was like "this aint worth the time" 

[Monmon]

a lot...but the recent vn i read was Ayakashi...n the threesome inside the enemy base is weird as hell...

[Vokoca]

Any H-scene which has neither Story justification, nor having no reason to happen.

 

And to clarify, by "no reason to happen" I mean H-scenes that literally come out of nowhere with no real context.

Pretty much this. I usually skip them if they don't seem important. As for the worst.... as for being uncomfortable, Amane's h-scenes in Meikyuu were pretty good at doing that - and also a certain threesome scene in Totono was pretty horrible to read, but since that was fully intentional, I don't really hold it against it.

 

If I had to go for really bad ones, I'd probably pick something out of Cross Channel if I'm to ignore the classic Nasu stuff. I get that they were sort of relevant to the main character, but even so.... they were so painfully long. And tat art that made everyone look like they were in elementary school didn't help anything either, geh.

 

Haven't really read any nukiges except for(a part of) Kyonyuu Fantasy to judge on that front, but if I was to pick from that one, I've generally enjoyed Shamshel's h-scenes, but there's something about how they draw the breasts in the rest of them that puts me off. That's pretty sad, for a nukige about breasts. 

[Funnerific]

Hoshizora no Memoria H-scenes... that art style really sucks for H-scenes IMO. Also I really wish they'd done something about the hospital one where the main girl really looks just too pale and it is the only H for that heroine.

Canvas 2 H-scenes are wasted by third-rate voice acting. Nice art though.

Grisaia no Kajitsu's Yumiko H-scenes - what's up with those muscles? She looks like a man with female genitalia.

Most of Da Capo and Da Capo 2 H-scenes seem out of place since they happen in the middle of the main plot with the heroine either too sickly (and you know beforehand that doing it will make things worse because supernatural crap) or secretive or amnesiac or done on impulse and whatnot.

Air H-scenes... what the hell was that!?

[Zakamutt]

In counterpoint to saying F/SN's h is bad... I completely agree with you, but was seriously just laughing all the way through them because they were so ridiculous. That alone gives them some value - they were simply so bad they were good. My fap-to-all-h policy still applied, though.

[Katatsumuri]

In counterpoint to saying F/SN's h is bad... I completely agree with you, but was seriously just laughing all the way through them because they were so ridiculous. That alone gives them some value - they were simply so bad they were good. 

 

While the H-scenes in F/SN where awful from the perspective of my previous post, you are absolutely right in that they were too hilarious to actually be bad

[FruitsPunchSamurai]

Forgot but the h-scenes in school days were just god awful, probably the worst I've seen

[Nyanko]

Hm.. I absolutely don't enjoy rape but "just rape" in a VN is not that disturbing to me, but I can't really stand rape by family members (dad/grandpa -> daughter) not sure about other way around though, doesn't happen that often! Only thing that comes to mind is a H-scene in Sharin no Kuni in the

flashback of Ririko with younger Kenichi, even though they're not blood related

idk, just not for me I guess 

 

While the H-scenes in F/SN where awful from the perspective of my previous post, you are absolutely right in that they were too hilarious to actually be bad

^

lol Fate H-scenes..I was dying..

 

I don't read nukige so besides Fate there are not that many terrible H-scenes I can think of really. Maybe some other random/weird H-scenes.. demonbane had a lot of them. But I would not call them actually bad, maybe because its hard to take demonbane seriously anyway. ^^;

[Crimson]

Worst Sex scene I've ever read? Lol, I don't have to think about an answer for that for even a single second. Fate/stay night... So damn awful. I mean, seriously. Magic Magus semen? Are you frickin kidding me? o.O The second scene with Saber was alright, but the writing is just so damn horrible in most of them...

 

To be more accurate, F/SN actually traumatized me. Everytime I see the word "caress" I'm reminded of F/SN's terrible sex scenes, since they basically only consist of "ahh... ah... nnn... ghu...." and "I slowly carress her [insert random body part]" (rinse and repeat).