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    The Major got a reaction from Funyarinpa in Official 2014 Rock-Around-the-Clock Moderator Appreciation Day Thread   
    I made something special for all of the mods.
     




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    The Major got a reaction from OriginalRen in Official 2014 Rock-Around-the-Clock Moderator Appreciation Day Thread   
    I made something special for all of the mods.
     




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    The Major got a reaction from Heizei_koukousei in Official 2014 Rock-Around-the-Clock Moderator Appreciation Day Thread   
    I made something special for all of the mods.
     




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    The Major got a reaction from LiquidShu in Summer 2014 Anime Discussion   
    Talk about repetitive...
     
    Rail Wars: Why Can't I Go an Entire Episode Without Falling Face-First Into My Female Partner's Breasts?!
     
    Considering what it was though (ecchi, harem. not saying that I don't enjoy the ecchi shows. heuheuheuhe), it was actually okay. I enjoyed it. pretty good I guess/10
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    The Major reacted to krill in MotM Proposition   
    i like the idea but think that a email is to cumbersome most members wont bother actually sending in a email. maybe set up a profile that can be pm'd just for that purpose like a ghost account "motm-chan" as you will.
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    The Major reacted to OriginalRen in Love Live! School Idol Festival Thread   
    I just wanted to say that my TeamSpeak is a proud supporter of Love Live:
     

     

     

     
    PS - The 2nd image was created by our best friend Nosebleed.
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    The Major got a reaction from Ouraibaa Hjyuraa in Unlimited Chat Works - Random Talk   
    Ok.

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    The Major reacted to solidbatman in OriginalRen: An Original Biography   
    There is someone on these forums that does so much for us. We owe everything we have to him. His constant appearances her cheer us up, and lead us to the light. Without this person, we wouldn't be here today. That person is Tay.
     
    But lets talk about Ren today. 
     
    What is there to say about Ren. He's handsome, dashing, and has wonderful lovely locks of blonde hair. Or he is bald. No one is sure. No one has actually seen him before. Like Bigfoot, he keeps to himself and only shows himself to those who own a dog suit and a fistful of cash (I'm implying he dresses in a dog suit for sexual pleasure). 
     
    Source tell solidbatman that Ren is in fact a homophobe, but solidbatman can confirm these reports as false. Ren is anything but. In fact, he could be described as a a homolover. Just today, sources were told that solidbatman makes his "dick rock hard." These reports could not be independently verified though but match reports from witnesses. 
     
    OriginalRen has been observed performing an activity called "streaming". These "streams" as they are called, often draw in a whole handful of viewers. The viewers are often just Ren's other computers (he runs a Mac btw). A source was quoted as saying, "His dungeon, I mean basement, is filled with 3 computers, all of which are Apple II PC's and can barely run Oregon Trail. 
     
    These streams are done to raise awareness for various TL projects for visual novels. Sadly, nobody cares and nobody seems to get off on reporting these streams and youtube channels to copyright holders. The author of this report believes this is done for "shits and giggles". OriginalRen has not yet responded to a request for comment on this developing situation, but his response can be assumed by this quote. "I need some players, who wants to join." 
     
    As one can tell, he lacks the friends needed to navigate the cruel cruel world of VN streaming. The author of this report notes that solidbatman never had issue streaming and was beloved by many for his high quality, very frequent 10/10 streams. These streams stand in stark contrast to OriginalRen's highly original streams that merely make so called "memes" and cause much butthurt to the dickbutts of Fuwaverse. 
     
    Now that we understand OriginalRen's current self, let us look at his past.
     
    OriginalRen was born at a young age to a single Canadian mother. He never met his father, leading some to believe he was actually the creation of a scientist in a Canadian Moose Factory. This explains the random moose-likes moans that come from his mouth when someone disagrees with him to a violent manner. 
     
    Growing up, Ren had many friends who bullied him. They were less friends and more of bullies than anything. These bullies, American school girls, often stole his lunch money forcing Ren to drink maple syrup everyday for lunch. Ren felt slighted, but was restrained by the thought that these girls were at least happy. This gave him strength to move forward, and continue letting those American school girls steal his lunch money.
     
    When Ren entered high school, he met that special someone. She was blind, deaf, mute, and had no hair thanks to the Tim Horton's Explosion of 1956. She pitied Ren, and asked him out using sign language. Ren thought she too was trying to steal his money, so he hid. Unable to find him, the girl gave up. Ren was traumatized by the goblin looking girl taking pity on him. From that day forward, he resolved himself to become a stronger man. 
     
    One day, he joined a forum and met solidbatman. solidbatman took Ren under his cowl and taught him how to be a man. Ren emerged confident, and with a new voice. A voice for sex. All the fangirls instantly fell in love with him. So Ren did what he could. He streamed. Regardless of what you think of the quality, one has to concede that the voice is in fact, sexy. 
     
    After a run in with the Fuwa Dictatorship of the time, Ren went underground and led a resistance movement that eventually toppled the old regime and propped up a council that led policy making. This was not without pain and suffering. Ren underwent yet another transformation. He began to think his role was over. But then, a schism took place in a common gathering ground. This led to the creation of a free plaza, filled with the misfits of Fuwanovel. Data Sex often took place, but then along came the King of Sandstorm, Scottsune Miku. Leading the charge for vocaloid pizza apps, Scottsune brought peace and prosperity to the citizens of the Ren Data Sex Plaza. The citizens looked up to Scottsune. This peace was not to last.
     
    A butthurt troll took it upon himself to ruin the fun for everyone. This faggot was shown mercy by Ren though, and Ren's popularity soared higher than the Eiffel Tower, which we all aspire to be. 
     
    Ren looks down upon us with love and care, slowly massaging our tired and weary feet with his strong, yet soft hands. One source tells me, "10/10 would be massaged again." Another source said this to the author, "We have to make a deck of Rens". The author is unsure of what this means, but it sounds lovely.
     
    Ren died recently, in 1321 fighting off a Mongolian invasion. While he may no longer be with us, he graces us by remaining in our hearts, minds, and souls. And also dicks around the world. For that reason, a little bit of Ren is inside all of us. 
     
     
    And now a picture of my blender.
     
     

     
     
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    The Major reacted to Mr Poltroon in Fuwanovel's Battle of the Guilds!   
    I shall begin preparations at once.
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    The Major got a reaction from OriginalRen in What Anime are you watching now?   
    Oh...
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    The Major reacted to Nosebleed in Flutterz' AMA v3   
    Would you date Scott?

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    The Major got a reaction from crunchytaco in Flutterz' AMA v3   
    How does aliens?
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    The Major got a reaction from OriginalRen in What's your English vocabulary size?   
    Eleventy million words.
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    The Major reacted to Flutterz in Hello everyone   
    Welcome to the forums! Hope you enjoy your stay!
    Have some git gud:


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    The Major got a reaction from Flutterz in Hello everyone   
    Hey Scott~
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    The Major reacted to Kendjin in User stuck at validating (again)   
    *looks around*
     
    *doesn't see anyone but Nosebleed in the room*
     
    *backs away slowly and closes the door*
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    The Major reacted to FruitsPunchSamurai in Great Game Music   
    Not sure if I already posted this lol
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    The Major got a reaction from theboxcarracer in Places to Start   
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    The Major got a reaction from Stray Cat in Great Game Music   
    Sharing some awesome music from summer/tropical/beach themed areas in games. Summer is on it's way! Wooooo! Oh wait, I hate hot weather...
     
    Wave Race 64 - Sunny Beach



     
    Kirby's Epic Yarn - Ice Cream Island



     
    Super Mario Sunshine - Delfino Plaza



     
    Donkey Kong Country Returns - Poppin' Planks



     
    Mario Kart: Double Dash!! - Peach Beach



     
    The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker - Main Theme



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    The Major got a reaction from Mr Poltroon in Great Game Music   
    So, I'd say the Kirby games have my favorite music of any game franchise ever. And I originally wasn't going to post in this thread, simply because there's too much video game music I want to share, so I figured I'd just post some of my favorite Kirby tracks.
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZBStYy7oSg
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZZahUFVnYU
     
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGFic2e-uTE
     

     

     

     
     
    Also I realized when I was making this post that Kirby's Epic Yarn has pretty much the greatest music ever, so I'll just link to a playlist (click here). Enjoy.
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    The Major got a reaction from arakura in Moe Space Program (A Kerbal Space Program Mission)   
    Welcome to the Moe Space Program! Our mission is to spread cuteness throughout the galaxy! The idea is to plant a flag of our favorite cute characters on every planet we can land on. Is there really any need for this? Not really, I just wanted a reason to play more KSP.
     
    My original idea was to let everybody choose which planet you wanted, but I kind of want to visit the planets in order, so we'll just do that. So I guess what I'm asking for is what characters would you like to see represented in space. You can just say the character (let me know where they are from), or If you'd be so kind as to link me to a picture to use for the flag, that would be nice. Or if you want to you can make your own flag for me to use. (256 x 160 jpg)
     
    There are 15 known targets. Moho is the first planet we will visit, and Eloo will be the last.

    Default flag planted on Kerbin (as an example of what they look like)



     
    Our targets:




    Mission 1: Moho











     
    Mission 2: Gilly





     
    Overall a much smoother mission than our first, with not only enough fuel to get us to Gilly, but enough to also get our captain back to Kerbin! This we we planted a flag for the (obviously) best two Strike Witches, Perrine and Charlotte.

    That purple planet you see is Eve, which is our next mission.

     




    And a successful landing back on Kerbin!



    Mission 3: Eve

     




    Mission 4: The Mun


    [Click here for mission 4]
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    The Major got a reaction from hotsauce2000 in Fuwanovel Podcast (Fuwacast) Official Thread   
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    The Major got a reaction from hotsauce2000 in Butter Me Up   
    I'll be waiting for somebody to post about this in the "Visual Novels that made you cry" thread.
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    The Major reacted to Fiddle in Samurai Quest - A Very Low Budget MSPaint Visual Novel   
    Fret not, fellow lovers of the glorious Samurai Quest. In accordance with Aniki's moribund last wishes, I would gladly take it upon myself to continue the journey. My MS Paint skills are famed for their singularity, my productions adored for their magniloquence, as is evident in the following masterpiece:

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    The Major reacted to Fiddle in Samurai Quest - A Very Low Budget MSPaint Visual Novel   
    Mwahaha! One step closer to world domination!
     

     

     

     

     
    Continuing where we canonically ended...
     

     
    I'm going to ignore the suggestions that came after this image before because I need excuses to stall time now. -_-
     
    So continue like always.
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