Valmore

I've only made my way through one of females thus far, working on the second. While it isn't quite as loaded on teh feelz thus far, it still does catch me, in maybe a way it's supposed to.

seeing your butt makes me uncomfortable Ren  
there, feel better now? 

Thank you for contacting the Female Universal Helpline 3000 (FUHx3000). Due to the nature of females being completely different individuals with different operating instructions, each one comes with its own Instructional Manual written in painstaking detail in the finest of invisible ink. If you have lost, misplaced, or had the female hide the instruction manual on you, we will need the female's serial code in order to send you another. The serial code can be found tattooed on the underside of her left breast. You will need to remove her bra in order to access this code. Please be aware that some models have front clasp access and some have back clasp access. It is advised to take proper precaution before removing said garment. Proper precautions also vary by female, and can be found in that female's user manual. Precautions may include but are not limited to: chocolate, foot massages, wine, Sex in the City reruns, Twilight novels, 6-hour mall trips, walks on the beach, mid-afternoon naps, discussion of having children and power tools. Once you have you model's serial code, please send it along with a self-address, stamped footlocker to our address. Thanks for selecting your female, we know she'll bring you joy for years to come.

I thought it was funny ^^

I don't know how to operate girls. Someone halp!
Confession: I had a clique in high school that consisted of 4 boys and 2 girls, with an occasional addon of a single girl. One of the girls was in a relationship with my friend, while the other one somehow had a phrase with walrus attached to her. 

You guys like to talk girls? Then let's talk girls.
I have never been rejected by a girl. I have never rejected a girl. I have never confessed to a girl. I have never been confessed to by a girl. I have never liked a girl. (To my knowledge) I have never been liked by a girl. I have had various fleeting crushes. They mostly resulted from when a girl hanged out with me of her own volition: because I forget other human being like social interaction and immediately assumed there must be romantic interest involved. Typical prepubescent boy nonsense. They usually lasted a couple of weeks. I have broken three grills, despite having never owned one. I have never fantasized about girls... is what I'd like to say but I'd bet I may have done so back in school and forgotten about it. These days I don't interact with people outside of my family at all. Maybe when I go shopping and whatnot, but I don't have any such things I could qualify as friends or girl friends or ungirl friends (or ex-girl friends and vice versa). I enjoy hugging my pillow. Is that supposed to be a girl thing? What are girls anyway? Feel free to question me freely about girls on this auspicious occasion.

Oh I see how it is. Hug the Brazilian, laugh at the Jersey-guy-living-in-Florida.

Confession: Whenever I hear a group of people laughing at something, especially if they're vaguely behind me, I get worried they're laughing at me.
 

Confession: When someone follows me on Twitter, I feel my existence is validated.

On topic post? The hellz wrong with you?!?
Ooooh, pretty....

On topic post? The hellz wrong with you?!?
Ooooh, pretty....

The only reason I don't create a script to hide firecat and Okami's posts is because reading them fills me with a great sense of narcissism and superiority in knowing that there are people with an incredibly low level of intelligence. 
Truly it makes me feel like Gilgamesh. Enjoying the mongrels' problems. 

Should be center and on the east coast based on the server location.

Confession: it is
 

Yeah, it is. I was also kinda hoping for something like this to happen too. Now if only he was there before we put in our deposit for the apartment we were moving to initially, we wouldn't have to wait for a little while to get that money back. The $100 we spent on the application fee was a bitter loss as well... That could have gone towards my mobo and cpu upgrade! D:
Actually, we've been in Florida since I was born. She lived in NY before I was born, and it was her boyfriend that moved down here some time ago. It was by sheer coincidence that he moved to to the city we were in. When my mom found out he was nearby via FB, they got together and decided to start dating. It's a pretty extraordinary turn of events now that I think about it. Supposedly, the room I'll be staying in is really big and for the 1st time in my life I'll be sleeping on a large bed on a regular basis.
Oh, I didn't notice your location. Nice to see another Floridian around here! Maybe we can get together for a con or something. I haven't been to one ever, but that's mostly because I can't find anyone to go with and can't afford to travel long distance. Hit me up in a PM if you ever feel up to it.
Although I was born in Florida, I have been to a couple states where it snowed. It was fun throwing snow balls around at first, lol, but the shoveling was pretty tedious. I'm happy to experience snow once, but I don't think I'll ever miss it. I do hate the summers here though. -.-
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My diagnosis:
Severe case of too much anime and VN's. I recommend going into a rehab centre in Siberia. Or China. I leave it up to your unreliable discretion.
 
Confession:
As my work load piles up, the amount of games I buy and play grows proportionately. This is not sustainable, is illogical, and I'm making it work. Praise me because this is clearly praiseworthy.

I don't think my falsetto would turn any guy on, though I could be wrong.
HEY HOT CHICK, HERE'S A SLIM JIM TO SNAP INTO BEFORE I BUST OUT MY THICK JIM INTO YOU! OOOOOH YEEEEEAH!

Yeah, that’s called ‘The Boring Way’. What Ryechu should do is stuff the card in a bottle and hurl it into the sea. If Fate wants Ren to receive it then he will, if Fate doesn’t then he won’t. AND as an added bonus, Ryechu’ll save some cents on postage (although he will have to find a bottle)…

Confession: a bunch of girls were staring at me on the train today, which felt kinda weird
Turns out my fly was open

According to dank memes, I have a 17 inch penis.

Ummm... I'm not sure what's going on here, so I'll go with the safe choice of response.
 
"Waffles."

Michelle, socks don't protect my heart!

Was that her response to reading that sentence?