ERO! Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 I wanna hear some jokes so i decided to make a game. rules are: i make a joke next person rates number/10 next person tell a better joke next person laughs and then starts from (2) 1st joke Knock Knock who's there? Joe Joe who? Joe King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 10/10 I don't know better joke than that I'll still write a joke How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes him 10 episodes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMN Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 balls/10 why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. knock knock? who's there~? the chicken. Monmon 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 11/10 took 5 min to understand but after tht i died from laughter. A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car . . who's driving? A cop! Akahime and HMN 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoroto Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 10 Racists/10 What's the flattest thing you can iron your clothes on? An Asian girl's ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sub-zer0 Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 4/10 Wasn't that funny to me Two southern ladies are sitting at the country club by the pool. The first southern lady says, "When I had my first child, my husband bought me a diamond ring." The second lady says, "Well, isn't that nice." The first lady says, "When my second child was born, my husband took me on a cruise." The second lady says,''well isn't that nice The first lady continues, "When my third child was born, my husband took me on a trip around the world." And the second lady says, once again, "Well, isn't that nice." The first lady asks, "Well, what did your husband get you when your first child was born?" The second lady repiles, "My husband sent me to finishing school." The first lady asks, "Well why did he do that?" And the second lady says, "So I could learn to say ‘Well isn't that nice,’ instead of ‘F**K YOU’! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 4/10 Wasn't that funny to me Two southern ladies are sitting at the country club by the pool. The first southern lady says, "When I had my first child, my husband bought me a diamond ring." The second lady says, "Well, isn't that nice." The first lady says, "When my second child was born, my husband took me on a cruise." The second lady says,''well isn't that nice The first lady continues, "When my third child was born, my husband took me on a trip around the world." And the second lady says, once again, "Well, isn't that nice." The first lady asks, "Well, what did your husband get you when your first child was born?" The second lady repiles, "My husband sent me to finishing school." The first lady asks, "Well why did he do that?" And the second lady says, "So I could learn to say ‘Well isn't that nice,’ instead of ‘F**K YOU’! Lol/10 Why don't bears wear shoes? Cos they have "bear" feet. PS. Not my joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyoroto Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 4/10 Wasn't that funny to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddle Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 7/10 - I had to subtract some points for the overuse of "bear" and "bare" in a number of jokes. -_- What's yellow and sounds like "banana"? "Banana." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 23, 2015 Author Share Posted March 23, 2015 7/10 - I had to subtract some points for the overuse of "bear" and "bare" in a number of jokes. -_- What's yellow and sounds like "banana"? "Banana." ..../10 How many traps does it take to change monmon's lightbulb? None. They're to busy getting raped by him Fiddle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 23, 2015 Share Posted March 23, 2015 4/10 I don't get it. Why did the electrical engineer cross the road? To get to the other side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Why did the electrical engineer cross the road? To get to the other side. Rated 120V/60Hz. A woman visits her blonde friend who has recently acquired two new dogs named Rolex and Timex. She says, "Whoever heard of names like that for dogs?" The blonde replies, "Hellooooooo...they're WATCHDOGS." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Eeh... 6/10. Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. --- Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie. Zakamutt 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monmon Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 8/10 What's the difference between a large pizza and a nigger? A pizza can feed a family of four. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuuko Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Racist but I don't care 7/10 4 niggers were in a car and drove it into a lake and everyone drowned. What was the sad part? The car could hold 5 people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Racist but I don't care 7/10 4 niggers were in a car and drove it into a lake and everyone drowned. What was the sad part? The car could hold 5 people Human rights violation/10 What do you call a white man with a seizure on the dance floor? An improvement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segai Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 Racist jokes: the thread. 10/10 because it's true. What did one computer say to the other? 1010001011101011100 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 6.5/10 A panda walks into a restaurant and orders noodles. When he finishes eating them, he pays the bill, takes a gun, fires two shots and then gets up to leave. The owner stops him and asks: "what's your problem? Why are you shooting a gun in my restaurant?" The panda takes out a zoology book, opens it to a page and points to a sentence. The sentence reads: "Panda: eats, shoots, and leaves" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted March 24, 2015 Share Posted March 24, 2015 7/10 What did Uranus say to Pluto? Just be thankful your name isn't a different P word, or else we would be a comedy act. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 24, 2015 Author Share Posted March 24, 2015 6/10 HMN is walking down the street, listening to his headphones. He turns into a hair salon and sits down in a chair. "Make my hair look good, but whatever you do, don't take off the headphones." He tells the stylist. the stylist then proceedes to cut his hair. HMN falls asleep, and the hair stylist is thinking "its really hard to cut with these on." she takes them off, and HMN stops breathing. the stylist calls 911 and when they come and take HMN away, the stylist puts on the headphones to see what is playing. She hears a voice saying "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted March 25, 2015 Share Posted March 25, 2015 Murder/10. You just killed HMN. How do you feel about that? My child once asked me if he was adopted. I said "Yes." Then I told him, "Now run off and pack your things. They'll be taking you in an hour." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted March 25, 2015 Author Share Posted March 25, 2015 6.25/10 What do you get when you kiss a girl? .... HERpes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aniki Posted March 26, 2015 Share Posted March 26, 2015 6.9/11. Why do Jews use electric vehicles? Their vehicles don't have gas chambers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 7/10 Knock knock Who's there? The pilot. Let me in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted March 29, 2015 Share Posted March 29, 2015 6.5/10 Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.