crunchytaco Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, but as a tsundere, i'll make your tea time difficult. But wait! I wish that plutonium wasn't radioactive. Granted. Plutonium are now eatable cereal instead. Good luck. I wish I could turn back time and save the Dinosaurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, but the dinosaurs suppress mankind and you are never born to make this wish happen happen again; thus, a paradox is made. I wish I won the lottery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Poltroon Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Granted, but the dinosaurs suppress mankind and you are never born to make this wish happen happen again; thus, a paradox is made. I wish I won the lottery. You have. This week's lottery was a total of 54 cents or your regional equivalent. (Be aware that about 50 pages back there was a wish and a reply pretty much like this) I wish this laptop wasn't as old as it is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Granted. It is now much Older. Enjoy your windows 98....Or rather Millenium. Sorry you dont get 98. I wish to be a god. A cool one too. Not one of those lame minor deities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted, but as a tsundere, i'll make your tea time difficult. But wait! Genius. I wish to be a god. A cool one too. Not one of those lame minor deities. Granted, but Yato usurps you and somehow you become an eggplant. I wish I lived in a floating castle that is guarded by scantily clad war-angels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Ariel7 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Genius. Granted, but Yato usurps you and somehow you become an eggplant. I wish I lived in a floating castle that is guarded by scantily clad war-angels. Granted. They are all male and german. Not the good german either. I mean the bad stereotypicaly fat and hairy. I wish that people understood and applied the concept of twisting a wish rather than making a whole new unrelated result of the wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Granted but then the game gets boring and ends. I wish I was a homesexual dinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted you tried to mount another dinosaur and it killed you. I wish I could decide between Japanese, Korean, or Mandarin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Granted, but you can't choose any other language afterwards. I wish I was an INVINCIBLE homosexual Dinosaur Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, you are in prison for stealing from a Museum. They call you dinosaur there, and check you out when you're showering. The good news is that you'll never catch AIDS. I wish all the game threads were combined into one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, you are in prison for stealing from a Museum. They call you dinosaur there, and check you out when you're showering. The good news is that you'll never catch AIDS. I wish all the game threads were combined into one. Granted, but all the video game posts are from fanboys drooling over Ride to Hell: Retribution, the newest Call of Duty game, and ET Atari. Oh, and everyone is endlessly trashing your favorite board, card, and tabletop games, too. Nothing is safe, not even Yahtzee. I wish that Windows 8 was a better OS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 granted, it is now 1% better than before. I wish I had sex with every girl in the world and was unaffected by stds and jealous attacks from said girls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 granted, it is now 1% better than before. I wish I had sex with every girl in the world and was unaffected by stds and jealous attacks from said girls Granted, you stil carry the STDS though. Every girl who has sex with you dies before any of that shenanigans. I wish all the guys with female avatars turn into them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, you stil carry the STDS though. Every girl who has sex with you dies before any of that shenanigans. I wish all the guys with female avatars turn into them. Granted, but half the population of Fuwanovel goes on a rampage in the West to kill all girls that are anything other than an A-cup. I wish I hadn't spoiled Danganronpa 2 for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, someone else spoils it for you. I wish nothing could ever possibly go wrong with my sex life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, someone else spoils it for you. I wish nothing could ever possibly go wrong with my sex life Granted, you do not, and will not, have a sex life. I wish that I had a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, She's a succubus and sucks you to death. I wish i was teh sunz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted. You're now in space, burning up and slowly rotating, your roasting flesh providing light for everyone. I wish I had all the time in the world to read, and an infinite supply of good books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted. You're now in space, burning up and slowly rotating, your roasting flesh providing light for everyone. I wish I had all the time in the world to read, and an infinite supply of good books. They're all in a language you've never known and never will. I wish I was a character in Danganronpa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 They're all in a language you've never known and never will. I wish I was a character in Danganronpa. Granted, but you're the first to die. I wish that everyone say my name instead of Christina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, somehow your real identity is on the internet for everyone to see, including an embarrassing picture of driver's license. I wish my life was the worst possible life a human could live. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, somehow your real identity is on the internet for everyone to see, including an embarrassing picture of driver's license. I wish my life was the worst possible life a human could live. Granted, it now is so in a parallel universe. I wish to be able to finish Muv-Luv Extra without getting bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Granted, it now is so in a parallel universe. I wish to be able to finish Muv-Luv Extra without getting bored. Granted, you finish the game, its sequels and get bored after you have no more Muv Luv to play. I wish a meteor came down and hit earth; and wipes out all life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewy Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, you finish the game, its sequels and get bored after you have no more Muv Luv to play. I wish a meteor came down and hit earth; and wipes out all life. Granted, but everyone returns as ghosts. I wish I can teleport wherever I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, but you turn into a Gel banana. I wish i was kewl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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