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Granted, you are 'decent'. But that's all, it's still terrible compared to all the good people.

 

I wish I knew more words to add to my already overly complicated sentences.

Granted. You know enough Yiddish to throw in random Yiddish interjections, zingers, and punchlines to your sentences. But the general populace condemns you as an emissary of the Antichrist.

 

I wish the Fuwa goddess would grant me change for a 20 dollar bill.

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granted but unfortunately,someone stole your 20 dollar bill.....(wait is this right?!)

Waah waaah..?!! No! It's not right...I'm out $20 now T~Tjp :)

 

granted but nobody recognize your talent

 

I wish that I can take my sleep out of time ^_^

Granted. You have been blessed with eternal insomnia as time continues to move on to infinity. You'll be able to see e-v-e-r-y...

waking moment (OuO)

 

I wish Pluto was still a planet.

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Granted, all planets in the solar system are reduced to tiny iceballs to fit the definition.

 

 

I wish I could outrun a bullet.

 

Granted.  You can now move at a top speed of 0.1 kph, which is more than enough speed to outrun an unloaded bullet sitting on a table.

 

I wish for two centuries in a lifetime.

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Granted.  You can now move at a top speed of 0.1 kph, which is more than enough speed to outrun an unloaded bullet sitting on a table.

 

I wish for two centuries in a lifetime.

 

Granted. There are now only two centuries until the Earth is destroyed. 

 

I wish I had vectors like in Elfen Lied, so awesome.

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Granted, but they aren't awesome.

 

I wish this household stopped running out of milk every time I'M the one using it. Even though we're always buying more.

 

Tiagofvarela is on a milk obsession

 

 

Granted.  Instead, the milk goes bad every time you drink it.

 

I wish that all wishes above this one get granted without corruption.

 

Granted. 

 

I wish everyone's wish became the opposite of what they wished for. 

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Granted. 

 

I wish everyone's wish became the opposite of what they wished for. 

 

Granted, but as your wish is corrupted, everyone's wish is also corrupted, thus preventing their opposite wish to be corrupted.

 

 

I wish to manipulate time and space.

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Granted, you're now the time lord. But you're under oath with the Universe to never interfere with anything directly outside of time and space. You stare on lonesomely outside of time and space at the living affairs of those you used to interact with. And you're only able to manipulate time and space to fix... wait what is a time lord's job specifically?

 

I wish that all censors from ero scenes from Japan are removed.

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You weren't going to anyway.  In fact, you're just as worthless as you were before.  Gilgamesh would be ashamed and call you a mongrel.

 

Mongrel.

 

 

I wish for the disarming of all nuclear weapons, and for the beneficial advancement of humanity as a whole.

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What the hell? you are supposed to grant it then twist it man. you are playing the game wrong. *cries some more*   "Mommy!...He's not playing by the rules!" 

 

Granted. However, beneficial being subjective. Society became a debouched 24/7 sacrilege to all that is good and sane now.

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You forgot to pick a wish.  You say something about breaking the rules and then you break it yourself?

 

Mongrel.

 

I wish for a helicopter.  Made of candy.

 

 

You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?!

 

 

 

I changed my mind.

 

Dark Ariel7 is now a literal scoundrel.

 

Soundrel Mongrel.

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What the hell? you are supposed to grant it then twist it man. you are playing the game wrong. *cries some more*   "Mommy!...He's not playing by the rules!" 

 

Granted. However, beneficial being subjective. Society became a debouched 24/7 sacrilege to all that is good and sane now.

You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?!

--Too late--

 

Granted, and it is made of candy. Unfortunately, it melted by the time you got on.

 

I wish people would understand that milk is vital for your good health.

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You're not playing by the rules either. Where's your wish, you scoundrel?!

--Too late--

 

Granted, and it is made of candy. Unfortunately it melted by the time you got on.

 

I wish people would understand that milk is vital for your good health.

 

Oh, dear.  This is quite the perplexing rush, is it not?

 

Granted.  However, nobody drinks it anyway.

 

I wish for Dark Ariel7 to be a Scoundrel Mongrel.

 

Scoundrel Mongrel.

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Granted.

 

Death upon death, let thine light shine upon souls.

 

Lost in eternity, never let their forget their failures.

 

And above all--

 

Remember that infinite gasoline portals will turn the earth into a giant fireball.

 

You just brought about the apocalypse.  Your punishment will be waiting at the end of the line.

 

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My wish - knowledge, particularly in the writing field.  Give me that which can resonate with the earth, spread my art far and wide.  There shall be not a single being unknowing of my name, let my sign be entrenched into their hearts forever more.

 

I am Joshua, let thine souls be grasped by my words.  Let thine mouths praise for more, and let thine eyes feed off my script.

 

For this is the path I am meant to take.

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