Arsudar Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 This is just a English speaking topic in my English class, but I find it pretty funny to do so let's get on with it: "Imagine you are your pet, try to describe yourself and your daily activity." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I spend all day doing nothing. And no, I'm not a cat, I just don't exist DarkZedge 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clephas Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 我輩は猫である *Kitty-Clephas thinks that if he was bigger than real Clephas he could eat Clephas* SCG_1037, DarkZedge, akaritan and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ariurotl Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Alright... "I sit in one place for days (sometimes weeks), completely motionless. I eat once every 2-3 weeks at best, but occasionally I go on hunger strikes lasting months. I'm the kind of pet that's perfect for an extremely lazy weirdo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkZedge Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 *Sits around and does nothing but lay down basking under the light of the sun* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugi Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I'm an annoying little shit who has the most infuriating bark in existence and spends my days being lazy, barking, and scratching on Mugi's door to annoy him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ヤミハナ Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I am a cat and I like to be stroked all over my neko-neko body by my dearest Master. I would sometimes say "Nyaa~" due to the overwhelming pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrazilrep Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I am a dog, and when I see my dearest friend, I literally pee myself. I spend most of my time whining because I feel lonely, but he doesn't have a lot of time to play with me. My name is Pandora. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunter Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 i pass my day doing nothing but weird things since i'm slowly becoming senile. lately,i've discovered i can run all over the house and slide on my butt in the hallway (after something like 13 year of existence ) so now i do this every nights at something like 2 am .it's sooo funny to see that it awake my humans ~ i also enjoy fighting and bitting my own legs and tails ,or scratching my hairs in the sofa. sometimes i just sit and meow in front of the entrance door in the middle of the night and turn back when someone is kind enough to open it to let me out. i love to bring dead animals inside the house (the biggest i caught was a rabbit ) ... what else? oh yeah , i guess i can also consider stealing the carrots purée of my humans baby as a hobby of mine oh ,btw i'm a old cat named kakou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiddle Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 I would be a dog because I spend all day being chased by bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arsudar Posted August 11, 2016 Author Share Posted August 11, 2016 On 8/9/2016 at 5:53 PM, abrazilrep said: I am a dog, and when I see my dearest friend, I literally pee myself. I spend most of my time whining because I feel lonely, but he doesn't have a lot of time to play with me. My name is Pandora. Well... sound pretty sad if you ask me :(. On 8/9/2016 at 10:42 PM, Fiddle said: I would be a dog because I spend all day being chased by bitches. Um... There is a funny thing often said by my friends: "Boys these days... if they want to have girlfriend they need to have a dog (Husky best doggy)". Mostly we have cat and dog as pets, anyone has some sort of "weird" pet, like my brother, he has a lizard pet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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