Katatsumuri

I knew you would type that.

Koisuru Oukoku (Kingdom)
Summary
In a mythical age, a young man seeks to adulthood. He leaves his old home to face the frontiers of the kingdom. He comes to a town where one can seek any apprenticeship freely. This is so one can find his own purpose in life, and perhaps his own lover as well. Jobs include: border guard, educator, work within various magical schools, fisherman, and more. With each job there appears to be a respective woman in the same profession to charm. Will the hero be able to find and woo the girl of his choice in time for the town's festival?
 
(Description taken from VNDB, with some minor adjustments made by me)
 
Ending Guideline / Suggested Route Order
This is more like a dating sim than a full blown VN, meaning that you have stats, a HP meter, there are no particular routes, and that you have "free time" to walk around and do things. This "free time" includes the time after 16 PM, plus the whole of Sunday. The main thing is that for each week, you choose a particular job, and that job will change your stats, give you money, and give you opportunity to talk to at least one girl who is somehow involved in that particular profession. The money that you earn from these jobs can be used to purchase gifts, which will further help you to win a girl's affection (affection points are known as "hearts"). Please note that you can only get ONE girl per playthrough. 
 
Route Guideline

Orlean Baskenheim
 
 

Luminace Rosh
 
Nano-Beta
  Risthia Schutzgard   Nemesia Dimon   Amaya Dorman   Rio Vannah  
 

Nashe Vyster
  Claire Stainbach  
  Melvina Grace  
Rodie Garret Elize von Ronzberg  
Marl Klein  
Angie  
  Meimei Tenhou  
Verrucca Rozen  
Thuna Flemming  
Sara Schrodinger  

Jurai Wohdel
 

Ruby Corbice
 

Reggie Baskerville
 
    (The original walkthrough can be found here, with a moderate amount of adjustments have been made by me.)

Suika A.S.+
Licensed by MangaGamer
Summary
 
This is a collection of mysterious love stories that occurred in the summer in Tokiwa village, which is a silent village far from the cities.
 
(Description from VNDB)
 
Ending Guideline / Suggested Route Order
 
The game is divided into five chapters. Chapter 1, Chapter 2 (Contains an alternate route after you complete chapter 4), Chapter 3, Chapter 4 and chapter 0. There's also two small side-stories at the end (these contain no choices).
Please note that choices made in an early chapter might influence events in one of the later chapters.
 
Chapter 1 only has one ending
Chapter 2 has four endings, if you count those added in the alternate route.
Chapter 3 has two endings
Chapter 4 has six different endings, partly depending on the choices you made
in the previous three chapters.
Chapter 0 has two endings that are independant from the others
The side-stories only have a single ending each.
 
Route Guideline
 
Chapter 1

Minase Itsuki



 
Chapter 2

Shirakawa Sayaka
Good ending



 
Bad ending



 
Alternate ending (Must complete chapter 4 to access)



 

Wakabayashi Mie
 
Mie ending (Must complete chapter 4 to access)



 
Chapter 3

Kyouya Touko
Touko ending (counts as the "good" ending)



 

Masaki Akane
Akane end (counts as the "bad" ending)



 
Chapter 4

Nameless girl (Oujo)
Bad ending



 
Normal ending
(must have gotten at least one bad ending in either chapter 2 or 3. A good indication
that you will get the normal ending is that the background is blurry on the "Chapter select" screen.)



 
Good ending
(can only be achieved if the background is fully colored on the "chapter select screen" and that
you got no Bad Endings for chapter 2 and 3)



 
True ending
(must have gotten Oujo's good ending)



 

Inaba Chitose
Good ending



 
Bad ending



 
Chapter 0
This Chapter only has a Bad and a normal ending
 
Normal Ending



 
Bad ending



 
Original walkthrough can be found here. 

High-quality streaming going on right now

"Winged cloud apologist"?
I beg your pardon

"Winged cloud apologist"?
I beg your pardon

What the hell are you doing up still bats? You have class in like, 7 hours. You haven't taken a math class in 3 years and you just switched from a history major to geology so you need to catch up on math!

You know what though, fuck my future, I have shit posting to do. And what better excuse to shit post than to celebrate 4000 posts on this wretched, evil, disgusting forum. When I started out here, I was a mere boy, looking for a way to run Never7 with sound because I like noises with my shitty VNs. Guess what? I still never bothered solving that issue, and to this day have not read Never7. I likely never will. Rainbow UI turns me off. Gray and black turn me on. You know what I mean? 

I did discover, however, that people take their shitty porn games super serious. They tell localization company CEOs to kill themselves, they all have business degrees and experience in dealing with JP companies, and above all, will make porn popular in the west. Well, their porn. Research tells me porn is already pretty popular. So is sex with most people not voting Republican this election. This is all besides the point though.

But what is the point?

The point is that I've wasted too much time on this place, been too frustrated with people here, been too angry at some of the idiocy here. The VN community today is a joke. There is no point in me trying to make sense of it anymore. It is a completely different beast from the typical, misguided anger filled gaming community. The VN community is basically a monster, finding any piece of negativity to feed on, growing, bubbling up into pretentious, wordy arguments, or rage filled tweets/posts. Unfortunately, I've been a part of that monster more than once.  

I've come to realize, I hate the VN community, and by extension, I've come to dislike Fuwanovel's forums. Don't get me wrong, I love reviewing things still, and love working with the reviews team, and sometimes the blog team when called upon. But the forums? /r/visualnovels? Lewdgamer? Nichegamer? Sekai Project? I hate them all. I only like Mangagamer because they released Fata Morgana, and if you haven't read it, go read it because its the best VN this market will see most likely. Unless some EVN team blows my socks off. 
The VN community is a contradiction. Large swaths of it want VNs to be taken seriously, to grow and become a popular story telling medium in the west. And its well on its way, adapting to the market. That same swath sees this adapting to the market as a bad thing though and wants zero alterations to the source. Its completely understandable too. I would not be happy if Persona 5 comes West with large chunks of the game simply removed, or huge alterations done like in Revelations: Persona. I highly doubt though, that VNs will become popular unless the stigma of porn games is removed. Then some parts of the community could care less wtf happens to the market, as long as they get their uncut porn. 
What does this create? A fucking angry community, constantly fighting, constantly harassing localization employees, and even having employees get in on all of the stupidity (dovac, fucking delete your twitter for gods sake).  
I hate it all. I've realized, it matters not one bit to me in the real world because my life does not revolve around this shit. Each day, I find myself caring less and less about how to make VNs popular, and find myself despising the community more and more. So, its time to basically cut ties with the community. If I didn't like doing reviews so much, I'd had left a while ago. 

So, this is a shit post, its a rant post, its a celebration post. Its sort of a farewell post. No, unfortunately I am not quitting Fuwanovel completely. Like I said, I love doing reviews, writing them, and reading what my team writes. So you Keyfuckers are just going to have to deal with the fact that Bats is still around to spread the salt (though maybe not reviewing Key VNs since he can't do it properly anymore). But forum activity? If it isn't review related, I'm done. If it was practical, I'd get my reviews board moved somewhere off these forums and work with the team there. But its not. I would say I'd miss reading and talking to most of you.... but it'd be a lie.

I'm sure one or two of you will say something super smart, and defensive over the community today, in an attempt to disprove my words. Do it, I won't argue with you. Have at this post. After all, I am just a little bitch to be ignored 

And before I forget, here is a picture of my refrigerator. I labeled some parts as best as I could. So lets celebrate!





tl;dr bats is angry, and done with this shit. Except reviews, he still likes doing all of that. 

 

Can somebody EXPLAIN to me why is THIS BAD?! (GONE WRONG / GONE SEXUAL / NUMBER 6 WILL SHOCK YOU) ✔🔥👌😂😍😍

Indeed, but on a smaller scale, Zodai is one of my players in fact. It's actually going really well.
 
It's less about do's and don'ts and more about improving my abilities with narration and coming up with different scenarios. I've got pretty much all of the basics down, I want help with advanced stuff now.

holy mother of fucking shit this is wonderful 
finally some organic shitposting
I've been participating on this forum for three years. I've seen people get off from fictional rape. I've seen people defend sexual harassment. I've seen people call for humanity's transcendence via anime. I've seen people call refugees "sand niggers". I've seen Euphoria, Dustmania and Maggot Baits get hyped on these forums. And, my friend, this post of yours is nevertheless easily the most disgusting thing I have ever laid eyes upon in this forum. 
edit: GET FUCKING SHREKT @Katatsumuri

New features:
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Post any bugs you experience in this thread. Thanks!

Desslar has the best "I'm so done with this shit" face so its the perfect representation for me 

It's a Velociraptor.

Watching Non Brits discuss Brexit. 

The economy isn't in tumbles, markets just don't like uncertainty. It's actually not an indication of whether the decision was a 'bad one' or a 'good one' at all, nor is it a precursor of what's to come, think of it as the market getting a tremendous shock and not knowing what things will be like in the future. Investors don't like not knowing what things will be like in the future (well, they don't 'know' in any case but they 'think they know' which is usually good enough.)

No.

This question reminds me of what my favorite video game of all time is. After thinking long and hard about it, I can honestly say I know for a fact this is the best choice:
 

The visual novel community is incredibly diverse and spread out across multiple locations, so much so that it sometimes becomes hard to know what kind of people we're dealing with.
Well no worries, because me and a team of highly trained professionals have spent 32 years studying this community and have cataloged all of our findings in order to give people the ability to always know the type of player they are dealing with. 
Each category is followed by what we believe to be their typical call* when roaming through the inter web, so if you hear any of these, you know what you're facing ahead.
*Some of these sounds may or may not be mating calls as well.
 
1 -The Hipster Elitists 
"Muv-Luv Alternative is a 7/10 game. It has great moments, yes, but overall it isn't all that impressive. IMHO it does not deserve very high a place in the hallmark of VN's."
2 The Steam Casuals

3 - The Lolicon
"I skipped every route in Hoshimemo for Mare's route and it was clearly the best part of the whole story, really spoke to me on a personal level."
4 - The Hebephile
"I don't like underage girls that look too young, only ones that are like 14, I'm not like those disgusting lolicons."
5 - The Moege Crowd
"I nominate Imouto Paradise for next year's Academy Awards."
6 - The Anti-Moege Crowd
"Having killed anime back in 2006, moe is currently on the cusp of destroying visual novels."
7 - The Translator
"This visual novel is completely butchered, they clearly should have used 'thank you' instead of 'thanks' in this sentence. 0/10"
8 - The OELVN Developer
"Today I bring you a kickstarter for Sakura Highschool Doki Doki Adventure Mk 2 where you play the role of an average highschool student who suddenly finds himself squished between the breasts of his kawaii osananajimi and Senpai. Who will he pick to be his bride? (hint, it's both). Plz gib m0ney."
9 - The Anti H-content
"I not fapping to 2D girls, I love them in a romantic sense not sexual, and in my opinion sex kills all romance and I am strongly against any kind of sex for many reasons, I am especially against 2D porn and I find it to be discrase for 2D world.
Which is also a part of my 2D girls>3D girls opinion as 3D romance relationship is all about sex not about real love which as I believe doesn't even exist in a 3D world and couldn't exist."
10 - The Undefined
"Everything you said is completely and utterly wrong. This is also a part when I said to Ren about being so blinded by 3D world that he is not capable to really see Anime World. 3D world is the one that is shaped by the 2D world and not the other way around, it has always been so. For as long as there was this 3D world and we humans have started our evolution with technology there have been a stories and those stories ware as important part of evolution as is technology,
if technology gives us possibilities stories give us ideas of how to use those possibilities.It's stories and legend that had put rules into an empty world and with it created society and morals at first but later everything else as well including emotions too.Everything that we have in this 3D world started from an idea from a story, it was what one at a time might consider a fictional story but due people being fascinated by that story they try to realize it and by realizing they create something new in this empty world. Some examples of this would be aristocracy, it was at first only a story or an idea of out there being superior people who should led and rest who should fallow but by repeating that story, by out there being people who ware fascinated by those stories, those who tried to realize it and those who started to believe in it eventually aristocracy was born as one of first orders in a wild empty world in other words it was born as one of first socaityes. Latter diplomacy was no different. Another example closer to our time  would be emotions, to summarize it down let's choose only love as an example.
There have been stories about love far into the past but only did in last 50-100 yeasr had it started to become realized. Nowadays talks about love and romance as something that exist in this world is normal, but that wasn't so just in a recent past. as for how recent past that could wary from 50 to 100 years as not all countries and regions had been evolving at a same time and even now we have more and less advanced countries. But regardless of that if you look into the past
there was little to no mention of love as something that has been taking seriously. People ware mostly just getting married based on their statuses, in low and middle class of people women would look for someone who has a steady job and is capable of looking after a family man would look foor woman capable of doing chores around the house and looks might pay some role as well but personalities very little and love would hardly even be mentioned.
In fact in a lot of socaities it would also be common thing for parents to just decide who will their children get married to. In higher class of people wouldn't be much different, people would be getting meried for bisnis purposes. The most of love that would be even mentioned would have been some small romantic act such as maybe giving a flowers or something, and people would have considered just taking a liking to someone apprentice to be falling in love.
This has only changed in last 50 or so years only because people have optioned far more freedom, secure lifes and offcourse because love stories
have become much more common and where broth to next level and people started to believe in those stories until it become a norm. But as everything else in this world love too it is still far from real and noting more then fake and delusion, that is why always when one story gets realized it only opens a path for a new version of that story more complex, expanded and more real to come into view and to try to get realized. And now for the first time in history we have Anime.
But as it's technology that gives as possibilities we can't advance furder then technology allows as, and as technology has but barely started it is still not at a level to gives as a possibility to create something real like in Anime worlds therefore we can only advance stories to get closest to real thing as possible little by little and by realizing those stories to get our world closer to having something real in it. Technology will eventually gives a possibilities to create a real worlds once when we get to the point where everything in this one 3D world is under our control witch is the purpose of existence of this world, to become a seed from with a new worlds are born. Anime are most advanced stories that we have ever had in this world, they are for the very first times the stories of something real, of real worlds with real emotions. I think it is so ironic to call this world we live in a real world when everything in it is fake and it is anime world that has real things in it. And offcourse anime it self is constantly advancing to new highs. So now all we need is technology to create those anime worlds, now it comes a time for us to evolve into gods. This Shitty 3D world only exist for the sake of Anime worlds and chosen few geniuses who will evolve into gods and create new worlds in an image of perfection in an image of anime. Offcourse there is far more to it but I think I had blessed you with my presence enough for today.
Also perverts are just animals who fallow their instincts and failures in evolution therefore no different from worms."
Or, alternatively, when provoked:
"You people are joke who think that just being from japan and being an otaku makes you a true otaku. Being true otaku means understanding anime culture and it's worlds and dedicating your life to otakuism. Anime characters are pure and would never do anything primitive like sex. Anime characters are far superior to real life humans far deeper and more complicated and something to be worshiped not used as fap material. You don't even understand that yet you call yourself an otaku."
 
 
Thank you for reading the findings of our research, don't forget to leave your  on the way out.

Well well well, I think I've gathered enough "disagreeing" comments to start a fun thread celebrating the diversity of opinions, and politeness of Key fans. So lets have a little fun shall we? I'll leave images in spoilers.

I call this first one the good 'ol "LALALALA MY HANDS ARE IN MY EARS I CANT HEAR YOU!"
This just in! Mr.Wilder discovers what everyone already knew, I have no credibility. In other news, water is wet.
Contrary to popular belief, Fuwanovel did not die on November 25th, 2015.
One more for now. Its one of my personal favorites. 
 


There we go, just a sampling of some of the fun, constructive, salty ass comments in my reviews. I have plenty more saved up, so stay tuned! 

The point is for it to be realistic though, and it is pretty realistic - I don't have a walkthrough for life and here I am in the bad end.

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