Nosebleed Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted, they are also now superior beings and have control over humans and we are enslaved by them. I wish i had mind control abilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox_DL Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted, but the ability only works while you're hung upside down, inhaling wasabi and getting a manicure.. All at the same time.. I wish I knew how to farm crops.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted. You now know the theory behind it, yet you are physically unable to put the knowledge into practice. I wish for a remote-controlled garden gnome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted but the only Options are go and chop off masters head and 2 run away i wish for an SSHD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted but the only Options are go and chop off masters head and 2 run away i wish for an SSHD Granted, it arrives at your place of residence with a giant stamp on it, "All assembly required." I wish these old papers would disappear from my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted a giant robot comes and destroys you office and well i would like the "All assembly required." part would be fun and i wish i had a giant robot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 you now have a giant toaster. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 you now have a giant toaster. I wish I could fly. a Giant toaster would be awsome (eating toast right now) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted. You can fly approximately as far as you can normally jump. I wish I could decide which of the games i'm currently playing I should focus on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted. You decide to not focus on any of them and quit gaming altogether. I wish this wish gets corrupted. (I hope nobody has already done this yet...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted it's already been done some times (i think i made it twice or something) i wish for a non corrupted wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, this new wish cannot be corrupted. However, this new type of wish is very limited and can in fact only be used to wish for your own death. I wish I could be healthy without exercising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, you're turned into a blob of goo that will stay healthy for the rest of your life. I wish I had all the video-game consoles that have ever existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilegend Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, but new games have stopped releasing afterwards. I wish I can live in a School Love Comedy anime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 You can live in School Days as the protagonist. The ending will still be the same. I wish for a new world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted it's a world with only 3D, 2D in nonexistent i wish for some sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, you now sleep for eternity and your body in the 3D world is put in a museum for everyone to witness your eternal sleep. I wish for more lolis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, but they only love MEEEEEE! I wish that today's classes were optional (pointless review day in all 3....). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 You already have the options of failing or taking them. I wish someone wished something which no one would be able to corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, you created a paradox due to the fact the concept of wish granting requires omnipotence, this creates a logical infinite regress involving omnipotent beings(wish for something that can't be corrupted -> wish for corruption -> wish for no corruption -> etc.) and thus the universe is now destroyed. As expected from Kaguya. I wish I'd never feel too hot or too cold, just the perfect body temperature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted. You now live in an impenetrable isolation bubble which keeps its inside at human body temperature at all times. I wish for cake~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 it's rotten. I wish I had powah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 25, 2013 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Granted, yet you have no control of it, and it proceeds to rip you to pieces. I wish for the power to subtly influence peoples actions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilegend Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted, but now you can't control your own actions instead. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 26, 2013 Share Posted October 26, 2013 Granted. Because the US no longer needs a military, it instead spends the money on supporting big corporations which eventually results in the world becoming a dystopian corporatocracy, and with people having no way to fight back(because of world peace), it stays that way. I wish for a new keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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