Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 PSA: Being a skeleton inside a human body is different from being dead inside. As seen here: The joke ---------------- My head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Actual footage of Flutterz playing with his kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Actual footage of Flutterz playing with his kids. Lies, I'd never wear a baseball cap like that, it looks so stupid! other than that, seems pretty accurate Tyrael, TexasDice, Zenophilious and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shikomizue Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Is it Halloween already? Confession: I once got toothpaste in my eye, and it hurt like HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getsuya Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I once ruined the romance of two kids I knew in high school. I felt bad for the guy, not for ruining it for him but because he had chosen to date that particular girl. I didn't feel bad for the girl. She was a hypocrite who played with nice boys' hearts. Anyway it was actually pretty funny how it happened. The conversation went like this. A few of us Mormon guys were hanging around after class discussing Mormon girls: Guy A: Man all Mormon girls are hypocrites. They get up on Sunday and cry and talk about how pure and faithful they are but then they're total sluts around school. Guy B: Yeah, but not (girl). She's totally not like that at all Me: Wait, (girl)? Are you kidding? She was on the bus the other day flashing her panties to the kid she was sitting with Guy B: WHO!? Who was she showing her panties to!? Me: I dunno, whoever she was sitting with. Some guy on our bus. Her boyfriend I guess. Guy B: I'M HER BOYFRIEND!! Me: *long pause* Oh. Well that sucks. Needless to say Guy B was NOT the fellow she was flashing on the bus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 ...Uh. I'm not sure if I should be glad or something about the 'flashing panties' part. T-Though common sense tells me that I shouldn't be happy about it! Confession: I suck at eating crab, and I am very surprised at how fast automatic cars are. Guess I need more practice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainsismyfav Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I didn't know until recently that I can be quite emo. I try not to but there are times emotions interfere with my normal thought process~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 It's okay. It happens to everyone sometimes. For me though, it happens quite frequently. Not evidently, however. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: just found out the house i stayed at a few weeks ago was haunted. Good thing i didnt know while i was staying there. I wouldve been reduced to a pile of goo. Apparently i saw the apparition that was staying there. But i had mistaken it for someone else who was sleeping at the time so i didnt give it much thought... until now. Are you fucking serious? I'm not gonna be able to sleep tonight -.- Confession: I have recently come to turns with the fact that I might be coming off as a bit desperate towards girls I don't know. I don't have any idea how to fix it, though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I have recently come to turns with the fact that I might be coming off as a bit desperate towards girls I don't know. I don't have any idea how to fix it, though... Easy. Get laid. Goodbye desperation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexasDice Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Getting laid is required in order to upgrade from desperation to disappointment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Easy. Get laid. Goodbye desperation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession : i still lack a relationship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I'd rather have someone to cuddle with, if we're being completely honest here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I don't think I'd be able to make a girlfriend happy, if I had one, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession : i still lack a relationship. I know that feel, bro. Confession: I'd rather have someone to cuddle with, if we're being completely honest here Same, actually I was just messing with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I'd rather have someone to cuddle with, if we're being completely honest here Buy a dakimakura! Be like this guy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Buy a dakimakura! Be like this guy: Is that Ren? Also, my parents wouldn't let me buy one even if I wanted to, lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Is that Ren? Also, my parents wouldn't let me buy one even if I wanted to, lol! I don't think that's Ren, but who knows? What if it's an all-ages dakimakura? You should ask your parents if they'd be against that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 I don't think that's Ren, but who knows? What if it's an all-ages dakimakura? You should ask your parents if they'd be against that. My mom is against me watching 'Japanese cartoons' so she'll damn sure be against that lol Plus, buying a dakimakura basically seals the deal on you staying a virgin forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Also, my parents wouldn't let me buy one even if I wanted to, lol! How old are you? My mom wouldn't approve, but she wouldn't do anything because it's my money and my possessions, and I'm over 18. Still don't want one, though. Confession: I've always thought that dakimakuras were kinda stupid. Besides, you can just tape an anime/VN girl's face onto a normal pillow, and then you won't have to pay a rather stupid amount of money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 My mom is against me watching 'Japanese cartoons' so she'll damn sure be against that lol Plus, buying a dakimakura basically seals the deal on you staying a virgin forever Well, in that case just get a body pillow without the cover, it's probably almost as good! That really just depends on your point of view. If you're going to be a virgin forever anyway, might as well have a dakimakura! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted May 17, 2015 Share Posted May 17, 2015 Confession: I just remembered the Hotline Miami 2 phone number promotion, and I looked it up again to test if it was still working, and it actually is. The number is 1(786)519-3708 (the extension 10 was a trick, that was the date it was released), if anyone wants to try it out. The area code is for, you guessed it, Miami, Florida, so I wouldn't recommend calling it unless you live in the US or get free international calling. Tyrael 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinovaA Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Confession: The girl I spent two years of my high school life with (not the girl I talked about here before) struck up a conversation with me about two hours ago. We don't have a particularly bad history, in fact we were together twice and the second time was a mutual breakup on good terms. Had some old feelings get necro'd, but I quickly quelled them. I don't really want to get romantically involved with her again, but I am interested in rebuilding some friendly bridges, as we have fallen out of regular contact and have reverted to mere acquaintances. As I typed this up, I guess plans came to life. Going out for coffee with her sometime soon (probably going to end up editing it if something more concrete comes out of this). I think it will be a nice change of pace from my current lifestyle (working odd jobs and partying all the time). Probably a healthy decision for me to get out and actually interact with people outside of my direct social group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 I don't get it. I spend a lot of time with girls as well, but I never level up with them. I-Is this the 'automatic friendzone' passive skill!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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