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Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

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11 minutes ago, Zakamutt said:

Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

damn look how your comment pollued the group :rimu: (nsfw)

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[2:33:12] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): http://forums.fuwanovel.net/topic/6151-unforgettable-skype-quotes/?do=findComment&comment=370761why are u stating the obvious lol
[2:33:33] Sarayne~: [2:32] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< knowing is half the battleknowledge is power
[2:33:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): And I know a lot
[2:34:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I LEARN
[2:34:45] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): also according to my biology classes, sperm can survive for sure for 2-3 days while ova survive for 1 day
[2:34:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): or 2
[2:35:12] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: 2-3 eh
[2:35:18] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: I completely forgot really w
[2:35:20] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): ofc this depends on the immunization of the sperms and the acidity of the uterus
[2:35:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): so it can differ according to organisms
[2:35:32] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): but that's the pretty common
[2:35:45] 変態魔法猫ザカちゃん [' . W . ']: so you didn't go to a ghetto school then, interesting
[2:35:47 | Modifié (2:36:43)] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): so yeah if you don't want a baby, use contraceptive methods and don't be arsed to check which day is safe and which is not

but thanks to that I know that there is a lot of part of me still waiting in the dustbin :kosame:

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6 hours ago, KosakiFag said:

You think of it as a game?

You're on a whole new level, Funya.

Nice save kek 

6 hours ago, Zakamutt said:

Note: holy shit dis post suddenly popped up before mine, this was in response to hanako's capt obvious post

That's not really correct though, sperm can survive in the womb for like 7 days or something, it's probably more likely that the egg traveled down to the womb much later rather than that day as it survives ~1 day only... granted, this assumed that you considers the moment the sperm penetrates the egg as coming into existence... I hope you remember this from sex ed

I  thought of stating this as well but it was 2am

Well done sir

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http://hpics.li/66929d9 (all NSFW)

http://hpics.li/0a375c7

http://hpics.li/ed88768 (a little mor context than the pic Funya posted)

 

beware this is the  point of no-return (nsfw)

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[22:47:31] Yiğit Özçelik: that reminds me
[22:47:37] Yiğit Özçelik: this is seventh grade
[22:47:38] Yiğit Özçelik: d
[22:47:45] Yiğit Özçelik: dad picks me up from school
[22:47:48] Yiğit Özçelik: on the way home
[22:47:54] Yiğit Özçelik: he, out of fucking nowhere, goes
[22:47:59] Mugi: who tf needs a girlfriend
[22:48:03] Mugi: normies
[22:48:22] Yiğit Özçelik: "you know, sometimes when you're sleeping, something will come out of your peepee and it isn't piss"
[22:48:57] Yiğit Özçelik: I wanted to jump out of the damn car
[22:49:04] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 11:47 PM
> [23:46:43] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): get me a gf 

<<< is that a legit thing

like

"get me" a gf
Do you mean like language-wise? Or actual meaning and ofc it's a joke
[22:49:18] Yiğit Özçelik: oh k den
[22:49:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 11:49 PM
> "you know, sometimes when you're sleeping, something will come out of your peepee and it isn't piss"
wow my dad said the same to me
[22:49:57] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): It never happened to me thou
[22:50:19 | Modifié (22:50:31)] - ωesley || Asonn: my dad haven't told me anything, only when you fuck wear a fucking condom so you don't make the same mistake I did
[22:50:19] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:49] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< wow my dad said the same to mehe once out of the blue told me that "in university we watched German porn with my friends, we were just curious of course"
[22:50:34] Yiğit Özçelik: the same mistake I did...wait....
[22:50:56] Yiğit Özçelik: that must've hurt dude lol
[22:51:02 | Modifié (22:51:10)] Nagisa Fawkes: What's different about German porn?
[22:51:08] - ωesley || Asonn: nah, I know it just for fun
[22:51:10] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:50] Nagisa Fawkes: 

<<< What's different about German pron?IDK fucking ask him yourself
[22:51:24] Yiğit Özçelik: also this one time
[22:51:26] - ωesley || Asonn: and I'm the second son, so yeah..
[22:51:30] Yiğit Özçelik: this woman from our school
[22:51:37] Yiğit Özçelik: messaged me on FB
[22:51:46] Yiğit Özçelik: said stuff like "I'm horny, fuck me"
[22:51:53] Nagisa Fawkes: [22:51] - ωesley || Asonn: 

<<< and I'm the second son, so yeah..So the mistake was your brother/sister?
[22:52:06] - ωesley || Asonn: probably my brother
[22:52:11] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:50] Nagisa Fawkes: 

<<< What's different about German pron?fool me once...
[22:52:25] Nagisa Fawkes: DAMMIT
[22:52:32] Nagisa Fawkes: STOP QUOTING MY TYPOS
[22:52:34] Nagisa Fawkes: THAT'S MEAN
[22:52:42] Yiğit Özçelik: I didn't mean to quote you ffs
[22:52:51] Yiğit Özçelik: So the mistake was your brother/sister?wanted to quote this
[22:53:29] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 11:52 PM
> said stuff like "I'm horny, fuck me"
Fuck her Kappa
[22:53:50] - ωesley || Asonn: ^
[22:54:02] Nagisa Fawkes: No, don't fuck MILFs
[22:54:03] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:53] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< Fuck her Kappathis was in fifth grade
[22:54:05] Nagisa Fawkes: That's disgusting
[22:54:13] - ωesley || Asonn: more reason to do so..
[22:54:15] Yiğit Özçelik: and I was just like "lolwut"
[22:54:43] - ωesley || Asonn: I actually should go out and find or hook up with someone for once..
[22:54:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): >horny
>fifth grade,
Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yet
[22:55:02] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:54] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yetShe's a fucking adult

I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE
[22:55:05] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Nagisa Fawkes - Today 11:54 PM
> That's disgusting
Stfu lolicon
[22:55:13] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:55] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< Stfu loliconseconded
[22:55:18] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 11:55 PM
> [23:54:40] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Bitch , her hormones haven't even developped yet

<<< She's a fucking adult

I WAS IN FIFTH GRADE
Oh
[22:55:20] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Wait
[22:55:23] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Daaaayum
[22:55:28] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Daaaaaaaaaayum
[22:55:30] Hanako 百合: Shotacon
[22:55:31] Yiğit Özçelik: so basically
[22:55:39] Yiğit Özçelik: I deflected the best bootycall ever
[22:55:39] Vongalaxy: loli>milf
[22:55:46 | Supprimé (22:55:49)] Yiğit Özçelik: Ce message a été supprimé
[22:55:52] Hanako 百合: SHOTACON! SHOTACON! SHOTACON!
[22:56:02] 松: oh well, now we know why yigit has a fetish kek
[22:56:22] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:55] 松: 

<<< oh well, now we know why yigit has a fetish kekniigga me and milfs got history
[22:56:43] Yiğit Özçelik: so basically my first porn was when I was like 6 or 8 or something
[22:56:53] Yiğit Özçelik: my mom had this maternity guidebook
[22:56:56] Yiğit Özçelik: and the thing is
[22:57:00] - ωesley || Asonn: wow, I feel old already...
[22:57:22] Yiğit Özçelik: it had photos of this pregnant naked woman from the belly and up
[22:57:30] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Anyone past 20 years old is old
[22:57:39] Yiğit Özçelik: and like, was recording a woman's changes during pregnancy
[22:57:44] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 11:58 PM
> it had photos of this pregnant naked woman from the belly and up
You call this porn?
[22:57:46] Yiğit Özçelik: boobs and everything
[22:57:53] - ωesley || Asonn: I'm 19 not 20 yet..
[22:57:54] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:57] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< You call this porn?nigga I was 8
[22:57:59] - ωesley || Asonn: still have 5 months to go
[22:58:15] Yiğit Özçelik: the best thing is
[22:58:16] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): - ωesley || Asonn - Today 11:58 PM
> still have 5 months to go
Rip youth
[22:58:24] Yiğit Özçelik: the book's been lost to me for years
[22:58:25] Yiğit Özçelik: so
[22:58:25] Vongalaxy: heh
[22:58:33] Vongalaxy: I watched porn when I was about 6
[22:58:34] Yiğit Özçelik: I went to the school infirmary for something
[22:58:55] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I never got horny seeing women's bodies till sixth grade aka when I was 12
[22:58:57] Yiğit Özçelik: and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOK
[22:59:02] Vongalaxy: I was in this flash game site
[22:59:09] Vongalaxy: and got bored of all the games
[22:59:13] Vongalaxy: so I explore all the genres
[22:59:17] Vongalaxy: which includes 18+
[22:59:27] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:59] Vongalaxy: 

<<< which includes 18+THAT PARENTING
[22:59:28] Vongalaxy: played a couple 18+ games with my bro
[22:59:37] Vongalaxy: totally not awkward
[22:59:41] Yiğit Özçelik: [22:59] Vongalaxy: 

<<< with my brothis is going places
[22:59:52] Vongalaxy: meh
[22:59:53] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I fapped the first time I got horny, I even sometimes fapped in front of my mother to porn on pc and she would make it like she didn't

[read the post above]


[23:04:39] 松: I like the one with the guy getting addicted to prostate orgasms more doe
[23:04:58] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): That was my story with fapping and family for 6 years
[23:05:03] Hanako 百合: and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOKand thus Yigit's fetish for pregnant woman bloomed
[23:06:09] Yiğit Özçelik: [23:04] Hanako 百合: 

<<< [7 Şubat 2016 Pazar 23:58] Yiğit Özçelik: 

<<< and THE FUCKING SCHOOL INFIRMARY HAS A COPY OF SAID MATERNITY GUIDEBOOKYiğit Özçelik, Yesterday 23:58and thus Yigit's fetish for pregnant woman bloomedIt might be honestly
[23:06:15] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Rofl
[23:06:16] Yiğit Özçelik: 3D preggos are ugly AF tho
[23:06:27] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 3D milfs are ugly
[23:06:31] Hanako 百合: I swear this whole convo will be quoted x)
[23:06:35] Yiğit Özçelik: [23:04] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< That was my story with fapping and family for 6 yearsthis is one of the best things I've ever read in here
[23:06:37] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 2manywrinkles4me
[23:06:37] Sarayne~: [23:06] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): 

<<< 3D milfs are uglyfuck you
[23:06:52] Sarayne~: i love hanako
[23:07:19] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Yiğit Özçelik - Today 12:07 AM
> [00:04:54] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): That was my story with fapping and family for 6 years

<<< this is one of the best things I've ever read in here
This is probably the first time I talked about this story now that I think about it

[23:08:12] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): What is life......
[23:08:15] Yiğit Özçelik: you are a god among men
[23:09:10] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I am a naiive guy
[23:09:15] 松: I fap to preggo 3d sex occasionally
[23:09:22] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): I fapped for one whole year without knowing what I was doing
[23:09:22] Sarayne~: same
[23:09:38] hsmsful (The Totally not so Alive Gavel Furu): Like a fucking animal
[23:09:45] 松: lol

 

 

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18 minutes ago, Zakamutt said:

On Mounting


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Goddammit Zaka... This was a very shameful event for me (T_T)
Btw, why does your Skype look so old?

 

14 minutes ago, madvanced said:

mounting and loli can have a totally different meaning together, well this is @Nagisa_Fawkes we are talking about after all (´・ω・`).

I didn't even think of that... Why did YOU think of mounting lolis, 父上?

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Truth will appear before you, whether you want it or not :holo:

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[1:01:51] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): wait, are you searching for your true self now? (´・ω・`)
[1:02:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): ショックだ
[1:02:17] Vokoca: My true self is an empty shelf burried somewher eunder the heaps of despair
[1:02:35] Vokoca: There's no way to look for it (´・ω・`)
[1:02:37] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): [1:02] Vokoca: 

<<< somewher eunder

obligatory innsmouth typo
[1:03:04] Hanako 百合: listening to fortissimo op youtube recomend me Hatsusaku op pls (/ω\)
[1:03:05] Vokoca: Yeah I am getting worse with proper spacing each day
[1:03:05] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): [1:02] Vokoca: 

<<< shelf

another one!?
[1:03:11] Vokoca: I guess my fingers are RIP kek
[1:03:24] Vokoca: shelf
[1:03:27] Vokoca: ... wait what?
[1:03:31] Vokoca: But... how?
[1:03:33] Vokoca: HOW????????
[1:03:36] Vokoca: (´ ; ω ; `)
[1:03:38] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): (rofl)
[1:04:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip 物語
[1:04:05] Vokoca: I will blame this on having only slept 3 hours the past two days, t-totally legit excuse you guys D:
[1:04:11] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): (´鬼ω仏`)
[1:04:17] Vokoca: [1:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): 

<<< you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip 物語

wait
[1:04:25] Vokoca: inb4 that would actually explain why my memory is so shit
[1:04:30] Vokoca: WHY IS THIS LEGIT
[1:04:49] Vokoca: I am finding out things about myself I never wanted to know!
[1:04:58] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): with each innsmouth, we get one step closer to the truth D:

 

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14 hours ago, Hanako said:

Truth will appear before you, whether you want it or not :holo:

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[1:01:51] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): wait, are you searching for your true self now? (´・ω・`)
[1:02:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): ショックだ
[1:02:17] Vokoca: My true self is an empty shelf burried somewher eunder the heaps of despair
[1:02:35] Vokoca: There's no way to look for it (´・ω・`)
[1:02:37] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): [1:02] Vokoca: 

<<< somewher eunder

obligatory innsmouth typo
[1:03:04] Hanako 百合: listening to fortissimo op youtube recomend me Hatsusaku op pls (/ω\)
[1:03:05] Vokoca: Yeah I am getting worse with proper spacing each day
[1:03:05] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): [1:02] Vokoca: 

<<< shelf

another one!?
[1:03:11] Vokoca: I guess my fingers are RIP kek
[1:03:24] Vokoca: shelf
[1:03:27] Vokoca: ... wait what?
[1:03:31] Vokoca: But... how?
[1:03:33] Vokoca: HOW????????
[1:03:36] Vokoca: (´ ; ω ; `)
[1:03:38] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): (rofl)
[1:04:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip 物語
[1:04:05] Vokoca: I will blame this on having only slept 3 hours the past two days, t-totally legit excuse you guys D:
[1:04:11] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): (´鬼ω仏`)
[1:04:17] Vokoca: [1:04] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): 

<<< you're just an empty shelf, you can't store books, rip 物語

wait
[1:04:25] Vokoca: inb4 that would actually explain why my memory is so shit
[1:04:30] Vokoca: WHY IS THIS LEGIT
[1:04:49] Vokoca: I am finding out things about myself I never wanted to know!
[1:04:58] Noel (aka madvanced) 【魔同】 (´殻ω虚`): with each innsmouth, we get one step closer to the truth D:

 

Now I have to imagine something going "I AM SHADOW VOKO, THE TRUE SHELF" 

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