What would you do first if you conquered the world?

[Soradragoon]

I guess i just burn it to ashes. Then i'll enslave some people to build a new Babel tower, when it's finish i'll just sit at the top floor with my favourite tobacco blend and i'll just smoke a cigar as I watch as the world falls apart. (just kidding anyway)

[Clephas]

I guess i just burn it to ashes. Then i'll enslave some people to build a new Babel tower, when it's finish i'll just sit at the top floor with my favourite tobacco blend and i'll just smoke a cigar as I watch as the world falls apart. (just kidding anyway)

Kefka much? (FFVI)

[Okami]

I guess i just burn it to ashes. Then i'll enslave some people to build a new Babel tower, when it's finish i'll just sit at the top floor with my favourite tobacco blend and i'll just smoke a cigar as I watch as the world falls apart.

 

I think you will like this song

 

 

 

PS: I don't know if you are really kidding or not, but I do agree that 99%+ of people in this world deserve nothing but painful death, true, I would use them rather than dispose of them if I had that kind of authority, after all we do need someone for physical labor and stuff like that.

[Kynbound]

 

Kefka much? (FFVI)

Craziest villan in FF :

"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

 

On the topic now:

 

I would force all Visual Novels to be translated into English within one year. Then I would use my absolute authority to do whatever I please for my remaining days.

 

I aprove of this.I shall be be you sword and shield

[Qwertymann]

End world hunger. Develop a serum for immortality. Either of those are acceptable.

[Katatsumuri]

Easy question. Push research and science to the very limits, of course! Scientiffic progress is unfortunately going too slow at the moment, so It has to be speeded up...

Trim down excessive bureacracy. Play 4x games using real people and cities. Institute systems for teaching english EVERYWHERE while still keeping most languages alive. Colonize the moon. Put more focus on Deep space exploration. Begin constructing massive and unnecessary buildings for my own amusement. And almost lastly, giving EVERYONE free internet.

 

Also, I will make sure that other people's beliefs are noted and accepted. Except if their beliefs: harms, or spread misinformation to others. Or goes against my laws. Then they will have to be "re-educated"

 

Note: "my laws" = absolute authority. I want to be a benevolent dictator, but a dictator nonetheless...

[satoshikyouma]

I will make miku robots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and use them to rule the universe!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nhaha.............nuhahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

...........................................what? never seen a hatsune miku fan before??????  lol

XD

[Aniki]

I would prepare a nice home in a faraway peaceful island with infinite food, electricity, and internet. After completing that, I would give the throne to someone else since people are going to try and kill me anyway.

[Soradragoon]

Kefka much? (FFVI)

Indeed xD. 

 

I think you will like this song

 

 

 

PS: I don't know if you are really kidding or not, but I do agree that 99%+ of people in this world deserve nothing but painful death, true, I would use them rather than dispose of them if I had that kind of authority, after all we do need someone for physical labor and stuff like that.

Great song!!, I'm kidding but i agree with you, like Voltaire said The world is full of idiots, so how can it be wrong?. But is also true that a few people deserve to be saved (most of then of fuwa of course xD), maybe there is still hope, just maybe... 

[Guest sakanaとkoeda]

The first thing I would do, I guess would be to host a DoA style tournament with beautiful and physically enhanced fighters from around the globe.

[Heizei_koukousei]

I would have everyone on Earth plant a tree.

[Kou]

Harem.

[Hanako]

Harem.

at least it's clear xD

 

I think I force people to translate (sub not dub) all yuri good work (not guro) in all language and give it to everybody and with it all the thing they need to read/watch/play it (school, house, water....)

Like this the yuri culture will spread all over the world and bring world peace even after my death

 

and educate the world for the wonderful on's puns (I'm absolumently not manaced xD)

[JustThisOne]

Create a brainwashing machine to make sure my subjects follow my every whim. Then I probably live a life without worrying about the consequences of my actions.

[Aniki]

I'll think about this world domination nonsense since I'm platinum bored.

 

First, how is world domination possible?

The first answer: charisma and intelligence. Cunning and charm are more powerful than cannons. To be able to rule the world, you need to be a capable ruler who everyone would gladly support. Second: support from the masses. If you're rather charismatic, then the masses would easily understand and support you. Once you have the people under your control, they will gladly obey your words. You need not tell the truth, as repetitive lies can make people believe in them. This is how politics and religion work. Third, a powerful economy: you cannot rage war or form alliances if your country is in the pits. Turn your nation into an efficient and productive country capable of raging war against the largest nations in the world. Without these three, there's no way you can even conquer France.

 

It's time to wage war. You don't want to fight everyone at once. Germany tried that, and failed twice. In fact, you need allies. Ally yourself with nations that can help you, either as support or cannon fodder. Conquer each nation one by one, and attempt to vassalise them. It's less riskier that way. If you can, integrate them as a state of your empire. Appoint your relatives as rulers of nations. Make sure the people are under your control. Once you have control of several nations, it's time to sue peace for a while. Repeat this until you've taken hold of the continent.

 

If you've conquered an entire continent, then fear rules in the hearts of other nations. You won't be fighting for a while, so maximise stability. Lots of nations would be in a coalition against you. Prepare your people both psychologically and physically through propaganda and conscription. Make sure your subjects are happy, or your nation will collapse faster than the Macedonians. Once you have full control of the world, it's time to return to stabilising the country again.

 

Second, keeping your nation stable.

The easiest way to keep things stable is to release nations as vassals. Don't release too many, or you'll just turn your nation into the Holy Roman Empire. Use force, if needed, though try to obtain peace and stability through peaceful means. Give some states autonomy. Give them dominion status. Treat them as part of your homeland. Accept their cultures. Stuff like that. It's going to be hard to keep this going forever, so better do what you want quickly.

 

Third, what should you take from your nation?

This is the part where you do what you want. If I were you, I would take 20% of the nation's wealth, and use it to buy myself an island where I can spend the rest of my life watching anime and playing games. Buy yourself some security to prevent any assassination attempts (though the security themselves might kill you).

 

Another thing you can do is to suddenly disappear with 40% of the nation's wealth. Take a disguise of sorts and live the rest of your life in the shadows. Try not to get too famous, and you can live your life without dealing with politics.

 

There's not much to do after dominating the world.

 

_{Source: Personal experience.}