Kaguya Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Granted. Warning, very graphic and honestly, I hate myself for looking for something like this. I mean...WHY? I wish I didn't see that. Oh, higurashi no naku koro ni. One of my favorite animes~ granted, you saw something much worse from the same anime. I wish everyone watched higurashi~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 What? Not everyone has watched Higurashi? SINNERS Granted, now everyone in the world developed Hinamizawa Syndrome and started killing each other for no reason I wish pokemon were real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 21, 2013 Share Posted October 21, 2013 Granted, "How to Cook Pokemon in 30 Minutes" by Rachael Ray now exists as well. I wish Priest decks in hearthstone weren't so STUPID to go against. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. The mage ability now attack all creatures and the opposing hero for 5 damage. I wish I could sit another one of my exams tomorrow instead of having to wait (how often do you hear that?). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted it's a practical exam about micro prossesors micro controllers to be exact (i had this one is was so fun) i wish i had Apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted, the apples are worm-infested. I wish my life had a quick-save and a quick-load function Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted, the apples are worm-infested. I wish my life had a quick-save and a quick-load function Granted, your life now is controlled by a super computer and you have no free will. I wish I was a cardboard box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. You are now a cardboard box and yet still remain conscious. As pieces of the box are ripped off you will feel the pain as if you had lost a limb. I wish I didn't feel so guilty about not studying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted, you are like me and can memorize mostly everything at the first glance or first read over, resulting in never studying. However being my exact clone you will also devote yourself to thinking about lolis 90% of the time, the remaining 10% goes to basic survival. I wish for a self-cleaning floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. You can no longer tell right from wrong so there's no reason to feel guilty about anything. I wish I had a new computer desk. Edit: whoops, I missed the notice that someone posted first >.> Granted - you can no longer walk on your floor because it is being constantly self-cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. You can no longer tell right from wrong so there's no reason to feel guilty about anything. I wish I had a new computer desk. Edit: whoops, I missed the notice that someone posted first >.> Granted - you can no longer walk on your floor because it is being constantly self-cleaned. Granted, your desk is 1000 x 2000 x 100 feet , I guess you're moving outside to study now. I wish i was able to eat anything and be immune to any diseases related to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 granted, you get shot and dies from blood loss. I wish for a fine spoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. Your new spoon fines you for $1000. I wish I'd never make typos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 22, 2013 Share Posted October 22, 2013 Granted. Your new spoon fines you for $1000. I wish I'd never make typos. Granted, you now always type in this dialect: Translation: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, damn right it's better than yours. I wish my TV had HD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 granted HD stands for Hard Dick i have no clue what you are gonna use it for but have fun i wish for more sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, you sleep a dreamless sleep... forever... I wish that I had 500 posts so I could change my rank for a custom one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, your member rank is now: Child Groping Panty Sniffing Darklord I wish I had a tissue pack that never ran out of tissues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, you now have a demonic tissue pack that eats anything that gets close to it but(!) Also produces an infinite amount of tissues. I wish for some food... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 You can eat wood. Why people need tissues, anyway? I can't understand it. I wish I was omnipotent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, but you're stricken with perpetual forgetfulness at the same time. I wish UPS would get here soon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, they arrive this very second but drive past you because your package was lost. I wish university profs used colored chalk to make lectures more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted the colors are black and white white on a white board and black on a blackboard i wish for more cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nosebleed Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, your cookies are made with ear wax. Kaguya i have a cold on top of allergies and just ran out of tissues, that's why. I wish i could solve any kind of mathematical problem in a second using only my brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flutterz Posted October 23, 2013 Share Posted October 23, 2013 Granted, but every calculation kills a number of your brain cells, the more complicated the calculation - the more you lose. I wish I didn't want or need sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 24, 2013 Share Posted October 24, 2013 Granted, but to gain access to this wish, you have to sleep for thirty years. I wish that cats had the power to cure any kind of mental illness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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