Ranzo Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 (edited) The Current Year From out of nowhere a myriad of top VN list descended upon the hapless forum users. A few of them are legitimate lists but most of them are troll/meme posts. The public will scream when will this madness stop? My only question will be; Why am I not involved? So to rectify that situation here is my list of the Top 10 Non Fuckable Best Friends These are the guys(and one lady) who are buddies to the main protag. Almost every single Visual Novel has them and they are there to be your friend, be your guide, be your source of cheap jokes, and more importantly, they are there not to cockblock you. Here are 10 of them that I like (and can actually remember) 1. Inohara Masato (Little Busters) He's a big dumb lug and arguably the best character in Little Busters. You want to be friends with him, you want to date him, you want to love him, you want to become him. The thing is you won't, you never will. It is high time you come to grips with that so stop sobbing on my shoulder, it smells gross now. 2. Lester Coolduras (Galaxy Angel) Okay to start off things with he has cool in his goddamn name so you just know that has to count for something. Second of all just look at him! Look at his untucked shirt, gaze at his messy white hair and stare at his eye patch. Why does he wear a eye patch anyway? Did he loose his eye in some brutal but amazing way? Is it hiding some sort of unknown power? You don't know. You will never know. The important thing is that he is your best friend and he's not going to stand in your way while you try and romance the babes. Good man. 3. Yoshino Haruhiko (Rewrite) I'm not going to explain why he's great. I don't need to. Listen to this Song and educate yourself, while you also purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. 4. Sepia Uzuki (Sharin No Kuni) He's definitely one of the most fun characters on this list to interact with and I know that I laughed at his antics more than any of the other characters mentioned. 5. Setou Kenji (Katawa Shoujo) He's a poet-warrior in the classic sense. I mean, sometimes he'll, uh, well, you'll say hello to him, right? And he'll just walk right by you, and he won't even notice you. And suddenly he'll grab you, and he'll throw you in a corner, and he'll say "Do you know that 'if' is the middle word in life? 'If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs and blaming it on you, if you can trust yourself when all men doubt you'..." I mean, I'm no, I can't – I'm a little man, I'm a little man, he's, he's a great man. 6. Uozumi Kyouzou (Kara No Shoujo) He's the only actual adult on this list and he's definitely a dude that you want to have on your side. There's a chance that he might you draw you into a sick twisted murder case but it's fine because those things just happen. Don't worry about it. 7. Kazama Shouichi (Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai! Kazama is a guy I could see myself actually being friends with in real life. He is just all about good times, adventure, and positive vibes. 8. Ano Fuji (Kindred Spirits on the Roof) She is the only girl on this list and she is the only non romanceable girl in the whole VN. Which I thought was a bit of a shame I kind of felt drawn to her at first. Still, Que Sera, Sera and all that. 9. Sunohara Youhei (Clannad) He is something of a literal punching bag. Still he's good for a few good gags of a slap stick nature. (Oh and he has a cute sister so there is that.) 10. Aizawa Eiichi (G-senjou no Maou ) Honestly, he has always felt sort like a discount Isono to me but he has a few good moments and I liked the Jekyll and Hyde qualities that he embodied. It's over. Let the madness continue. Edited January 5, 2018 by Ranzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Apparently there are AnoYuna doujins, I think translated even. I like that pairing too, but id rather not read any bonus material before I finish kindred spirits.. left it at like 90% finished rip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zidan209 Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 The Kazama Shouchi part is broken He's an obvious choice on this list anyway. I can't help but feel like the character was somehow affected by his voice actor. You'll find alot of similiarities if you compare him to Kamina from Gurren Lagann, who has the same voice actor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littleshogun Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 32 minutes ago, Zidan209 said: The Kazama Shouchi part is broken He's an obvious choice on this list anyway. I can't help but feel like the character was somehow affected by his voice actor. You'll find alot of similiarities if you compare him to Kamina from Gurren Lagann, who has the same voice actor Speaking about Kazama, for the trivia Lester from the list did share same seiyuu as him. Although Lester was less hot blooded though compared to Kamina, if only because Tact was more impulsive than he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akshay Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 Why is Murakami not here?!? He is like that retarded bruh, that we all want, but no one has! Spoiler Just look at this face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaggieROBOT Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 hours ago, Ranzo said: He's the only actual adult on this list and he's definitely a dude that you want to have on your side. There's a chance that he might you draw you into a sick twisted murder case but it's fine because those things just happen. Don't worry about it. Kazama Shouichi (Maji de Watashi ni Koishinasai! 8. Ano Fuji (Kindred Spirits on the Roof) Why bully the best buddy Shouichi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 6 hours ago, Ranzo said: 6. Uozumi Kyouzou (Kara No Shoujo) He's the only actual adult on this list and he's definitely a dude that you want to have on your side. There's a chance that he might you draw you into a sick twisted murder case but it's fine because those things just happen. Don't worry about it. Is it bad that I wanted a smex scene with him? Even though I know it was impossible since KnS is a semi-galge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaggieROBOT Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 10 minutes ago, SeniorBlitz said: Is it bad that I wanted a smex scene with him? Even though I know it was impossible since KnS is a semi-galge. Yes. There's Masato in this list and you pick this guy??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 1 minute ago, MaggieROBOT said: Yes. There's Masato in this list and you pick this guy??? Don't judge I'm a bara fan, and he fits perfectly in the type a like! Just Imagine both Reiji and Uozumi have this "full time top" vibe which could create a very nice reverse couple scene, but just in my wildest dreams I guess... Also never played LB, but Masato looks noice... But well I'm not the type to feel attracted like that, but, Uozumi just fits into the bill so swiftly xo/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrael Posted January 5, 2018 Share Posted January 5, 2018 9 hours ago, Ranzo said: He's a big dumb lug and arguably the best character in Little Busters. You want to be friends with him, you want to date him, you want to love him, you want to become him. The thing is you won't, you never will. Kyousuke is easily the best character in LB dude what is wrong with you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ranzo Posted January 5, 2018 Author Share Posted January 5, 2018 5 hours ago, MaggieROBOT said: Why bully the best buddy Shouichi? I fixed it Maggie May 3 hours ago, Tyrael said: Kyousuke is easily the best character in LB dude what is wrong with you I do love Kyousuke but Maseto has my heart and you are just going to have to be fine with that MaggieROBOT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted January 6, 2018 Share Posted January 6, 2018 (edited) I really like Kyousuke too, but Masato's a strong competitor for best guy. Edited January 6, 2018 by Kenshin_sama Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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