IRC epic quotes

[Zakamutt]

silly and conversation

<Zakamutt> fake and straight

<solidbatman> real and fruity

<Zakamutt> delicious and delicious

<ohiowar> ?

<Zakamutt> ohio and war

<Lewycool> Fake and Gay

<Zakamutt> lewy and uncool

<Lewycool> Zaka and mongrel

<ohiowar> baka and mutt

<Zakamutt> ohio and whore

<Zakamutt> zing and zing.

<Naomii> Nao and Naomi.

<Lewycool> Naomii and baka

<Zakamutt> nao and u

<Lewycool> wait

<Lewycool> Nao and Rei

<Lewycool> That's better

<Zakamutt> mi and u

<Zakamutt> pun and understand

<Wolfscythe> badum-tsss

<Wolfscythe> Nao and nintendo (?)

<solidbatman> Naotindo

<Zakamutt> wolf and whythe

<ohiowar> Zaka and mutt

<Zakamutt> yes and yes

<Lewycool> http://yuriism.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/0001.jpg?w=593&h=836 <= Nao and Rei

<Zakamutt> YES AND YES.

<Naomii> :I

<Zakamutt> smiley and combobreak

* Mephisto has quit (Quit: Leaving)

<Zakamutt> confused and enraged

<solidbatman> butt and prison

<Zakamutt> solid and badman

<ohiowar> anger and happiness

<Zakamutt> emotions and conflict

<ohiowar> sleep and night

<Zakamutt> sleep and weakness

<Zakamutt> deprivation and misery

<solidbatman> pee and holy god my bladder is going to explode

<Zakamutt> solidbatman and emergency

<Zakamutt> gold and showers

<ohiowar> fuwa and novel

<solidbatman> so no bf3 right now?

<Zakamutt> fuwaaa and fluffy

<Zakamutt> US and lag

<Zakamutt> lag and pain

<Zakamutt> pain and loss

<Zakamutt> loss and grief

<Zakamutt> grief and suicide

<Zakamutt> suicide and overreaction

<Zakamutt> joke and being

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<Zakamutt> naast and welcome

<Zakamutt> quote and nice

<ohiowar> viusal and novel

<Zakamutt> viusal and tyop

<ohiowar> yep

<Lewycool> solidbatman waiting on ken right ?

<ohiowar> visual*

<ohiowar> typo and irc

<Lewycool> typo and Zakamutt

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<solidbatman> yeeeaahhh

<Zakamutt> zakamutt and typoist

<ohiowar> typo and tyop

<Zakamutt> hakuoro and welcome

<ohiowar> US and spying

<Zakamutt> often and troubling

<Hakuoro-san> im bored... i have no VN´s more left... an hey Zakamutt ^^

<ohiowar> xbox and one

<ohiowar> I have too many VN to read

<Zakamutt> lack and vns...

<Zakamutt> wonderment and suspicion

<ohiowar> sweden and Zakamutt

<Hakuoro-san> im a extrem fast reader... ive read 30-40 vns in the last 4 weeks

<Zakamutt> country and residence

<ohiowar> I not read one this mouth

<ohiowar> I a fast read i just keep doing other thing

<Zakamutt> mood and rare

<Hakuoro-san> if i find an intereisting vn then i cant stop reading xD

<Zakamutt> starting and reading

<Zakamutt> sleep and end

<Zakamutt> sleep and earliness

<ohiowar> sleep and never

<Zakamutt> personal and inadequacy

<ohiowar> catching and fire

<Zakamutt> mocking and jay

<solidbatman> kick and ban

<Lewycool> SPAM KICK Zakamutt and ohiowar !!

<ohiowar> What are talking about me and Zakamutt are have a very good conversation

<Lewycool> Wut...

<Zakamutt> association and creativity

<ohiowar> hunger and games

<Zakamutt> disappointment and wonder.

<Zakamutt> book and good

[Mevvrynne]

I feel proud of myself for actually reading that entire thing.

[ohiowar]

You read all it. Did you understand the conversation?

[Mevvrynne]

Oh god no, I lost all feeling in my head after about half of it.

[solidbatman]

Rather than make a new thread of non-irc quotes, I'll just post some random logs here.

 

Facebook chats

 

 

Twitch Chat

 

The Slenderman Erotica Discovery

solidbatman: So you don't want to read slenderman erotica?

vibrantblade: No

solidbatman: Oh no! CRAP! MY AMAZON SUGGESTIONS HAVE EROTICA NOW!

vibrantblade: lol

your family wants you to look up a toaster on amazon

they see your suggestions....

solidbatman: "My Toaster and I: My Sexual Encounters with a Toaster"

vibrantblade: lol yesh

solidbatman: 'It all started innocently enough. I opened my bread. It was soft and had the right texture. I slowly inserted it into the slots of the warm, hard toaster. The toaster buzzed to life, its insides getting hot. I began to feel flustered. What was going on?'

I might have a career in toaster fan fictions

My reaction to Neptunia PP

solidbatman: I SHALL HAVE MY IDOL GAMES

DANCE FOR ME NOIRE

DANCE!!!!!!

vibrantblade: go away

Random Battlefield 3 Chatter

Vibrant: Omar! Why are you singing Justin Bieber!?

Omar: Because everyone says he's a girl but he's not! He's a lady

solidbatman: Bro, I'm out of the tank

Vibrant: NO! You died! If you had stayed inside me you wouldve lived!

solidbatman: thats not the most awkward thing youve said

solidbatman: Whats this red stuff?

vibrantblade: your blood I would guess.

vibrantblade: Picking your nose is like unclogging a drain

solidbatman: I fell down the stairs. How do I soldier?

solidbatman: I wouldnt make a good sniper

vibrant: why not

solidbatman: i'm on a secret mission to assassinate someone when *ACHOO!* See!?

solid: it was fun to just turn my brain off and play

vibrant: kind of like you. You arent very good at games but you are available and let me just have fun for free

solid: so im your cheap gaming prostitute?

[Nayleen]

solidbatman: 'It all started innocently enough. I opened my bread. It was soft and had the right texture. I slowly inserted it into the slots of the warm, hard toaster. The toaster buzzed to life, its insides getting hot. I began to feel flustered. What was going on?'

I might have a career in toaster fan fictions

I lol'd. Pretty awesome stuff overall, bats.

[jeftai]

iam not gonna explain.

 

* Clephas gives solid a large trenchcoat, a katana, and a steam-powered revolver for reasons only he understands

<Lewycool> solidbatman You shouldn't

<jeftai> o god no i dont want to be hunted again

* jeftai runs away

<solidbatman> wut

<Lewycool> Think of something clever

* Clephas impales Jeftai with a spear and tosses his body onto a bonfire

<jeftai> no not like this

<jeftai> i dont want it to end like this

* Clephas begins roasting marshmallows

<jeftai> inside Clephas

<Clephas> don't worry

<Clephas> you are all inside Clephas

<solidbatman> most people would be honored to be inside Clephas

* Clephas pats his stomach, and the universe quivers

<solidbatman> I would do anything to be inside him

<Clephas> don't worry, you are

<jeftai> no i dont want to be eaten

<jeftai> damn this spear

<Clephas> I ate you a long time ago

<jeftai> well then i shat a lot of things in you

<Clephas> yep

<Clephas> everybody does

* Clephas pours teriyaki sauce by the bottle over Jeftai

* Clephas taste-tests

<Clephas> mmmm....

<jeftai> argh my leg

<Clephas> more honey?

<jeftai> how could you

* Clephas pours honey over the meat

<jeftai> o yea http://i.imgur.com/r44CtqZ.jpg

* jeftai still strugles to get free

* Clephas eats what looks suspiciously like a pair of hands

* Clephas licks the grease from his fingers

<jeftai> no damn this world

<Clephas> mmm... teriyaki...

<jeftai>fock this shit ill bite my self free

* jeftai starts biting spear

* Clephas rips off the head and begins making sausage

* jeftai is dead

* Clephas revives jeftai, but continues eating his original body

<Clephas> nomnomnom

<jeftai> no it hurts

<jeftai> stop

<Clephas> mushamushamusha

<Clephas> bakibakibaki

<Clephas> chompchompchomp

<jeftai> i never lost my first yet T_T

<jeftai> i dont want to die like this

<Clephas> I gave you a new body

<jeftai> i know

<Clephas> no need to suffer

<Clephas> lol

<jeftai> but i still iam

* Clephas swallows the last toe

* jeftai finds it suprisingly large inside Clephas

* Clephas eyes jeftai's new body

* Clephas toys with his favorite knife

<jeftai> whats that green stuff up there

<Clephas> oh, did I send you to the cthulu universe stomach?

<Clephas> sorry about that

<Clephas> ...

<Clephas> good luck!

<jeftai> whats that purple dude doing?

<jeftai> hey stop no .. dont get near me ... . .. .  AHaHAAhaAHAH!

<Clephas> ... is nyarl-chan still trying to convince yoggy that he should eat that universe's version of Earth?

<jeftai> Son of Biatch get me out of here

* Clephas transfers jeftai to the stomach full of nympho cat-girls to shut him up

<jeftai> i dont want to be sacraficed to the Almighty one

<jeftai> hooray for the almighty one

<jeftai> saved my ass

<jeftai> now to find a laptop to play games and maybe a video camera

<jeftai> to tape everything in this world

<Clephas> oh watch out... I forgot to mention this... but for some reason Atlantis disappeared after I made those catgirls for them

<jeftai> meh its not like i smell like fish

<Clephas> something about drying up

<Clephas> oh well

<jeftai> hey whats that blue stuff over there?

* jeftai touches blue stuff

<Clephas> that's  just the stuff I use to make people into catgirls

<jeftai> eww its all sticky and stuff

<Clephas> umm...

<jeftai> and it taste really bitter

* Clephas doesn't want to tell jeftai he is now a she

<jeftai> holy shit my dick it dissappeard

* Clephas figures jeftai will figure it out on his own when she goes into heat

<jeftai> o well it probally got eaten by some crazy cuthulu worshipper or something

* jeftai starts searching for a laptop and a video camera

* Clephas tosses a few smelly hobos into that stomach to keep the catgirls quiet

* jeftai stares into sun-like thingy

<jeftai> o god my eyes

<jeftai> wtf is this thing doing on the floor

<jeftai> and whats that slicking sound behind me

<jeftai> and the moaning

<Clephas> ...

* Clephas shrugs and goes back to playing eroge

<jeftai> o god iam blind

<jeftai> now where was the nearest cave?

<jeftai> or house

<jeftai> or whatever

* Clephas gives jeftai a horny tentacle monster as a seeing-eye dog

<jeftai> o thx you almighty 1

<jeftai> this cat-guiding dog will help me greatly

* Jiharo has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)

<jeftai> it does make a lot of nasty sounds thoughted

* Clephas bestows mahou shoujo powers upon jeftai

<jeftai> fock i felt sparkly shit coming from everywhere

* Clephas leaves things to their natural course

<jeftai> now guiding cat-dog thingy guide me towards my house

<jeftai> no stop dont touch me there .. hmnui

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<jeftai> no please stop uu...

* Onee-chan gives voice to Kaguya-chan

<Kaguya-chan> what's going on here?

<ohiowar> Hey Kaguya-hime

* jeftai got raped by Clephas tentacle monster

[solidbatman]

I should pay more attention to whats going on

[Zakamutt]

<ThatPlayer> Its like right below the wrist sometimes
<ThatPlayer> Just pain
<ThatPlayer> get it in my legs sometimes too O.o
<Zakaaeru> ill be darned
<AxionAzure> why are you so mean to me Zaka?
<Zakaaeru> feels like tendonitis would make more sense, but there's no accounting for latin
<AxionAzure> but I do agree with the part it would make more sense
<Zakaaeru> anyone else having problems getting facebook to load?
<Ophis-chan> Zu-chan zaka is always evil towards all people so just smack him for it
* Zakaaeru smacks shocks
<Zakaaeru> fool
<AxionAzure> can't do that, I actually like Zaka :<
<Zakaaeru> use words, not physical action
* Ophis-chan smacks Zaka back
<Zakaaeru> also
* Zakaaeru doj
* Zakaaeru picks up zu-chan and cuddles
<AxionAzure> he's my insomniac partner
<Zakaaeru> true lol
* AxionAzure holds on to Zakaaeru tightly.
<WhatsCrackin> 0.0
* Zakaaeru ruffles zu-chan;s hair
<AxionAzure> >////<
<Zakaaeru> bluh, must visit bathroom
<AxionAzure> still, according to my walkthrough, you gotta clear batman's route before you unlock mine
<AxionAzure> so you can't go beyond this :<
<Zakaaeru> owell
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<Zakaaeru> is this really an otomege though?
<Zakaaeru> after all, I'm best girl
<WhatsCrackin> 'w'
<AxionAzure> always remember, the girl in me loves the girl in you
<AxionAzure> so it's yuri, therefore it's pure and cute

[Kaguya]

Words of wisdom by axionazure. I don't get how it suddenly becomes "pure" after switching the genders, but I guess the world has mysteries that I don't know of yet.

 

That said, Axion route totally feels like a pre-requisite before entering batman's route, not the opposite O.o

[Zakamutt]

<Katatsumuri> Anyways, when does Batman's stream start?
<jeftai> cuz iamma take a shower
<Katatsumuri> Dammit...
<jeftai> he said 8pm easter time
<Zakaaeru> eastern, kekeke
<Katatsumuri> isn't that in one hour?
<Zakaaeru> no
<jeftai> oops forgot n
<Zakaaeru> its in six
<Zakaaeru> easter time was funnier though
<jeftai> i forgot the n
<jeftai> plz forget it
<jeftai> act like it dint happen plz
<Zakaaeru> kekeke
<Katatsumuri> And I was even halfway into an epic story about it too...
<Zakaaeru> TIME TO CELEBRATE THE EASTER TIME DAY! THE DAY WHEN JEFTAI FINALLY FREED US FROM THE TERROR OF TIMEZONES AND EVERYONE SWITCHED TO EASTER TIME!
<Katatsumuri> But... All was not as it seemed...
<Katatsumuri> Since there was a hero, called N!!
<Zakaaeru> A villain rose to meet him, known only as "Greenwich"
<Zakaaeru> his weapon was sound arguments! he was a terrifying agent of reason!
<Katatsumuri> And when they finally clashed, at the ruins of the "international date line", the world shook to it's very core!!!

[Zakamutt]

<solidbatman> Canas: i had a dream that I had to choose between a 3ds and a Vita. I woke up in a cold sweat, my heart was pounding.

[Lewycool]

<solidbatman> Canas: i had a dream that I had to choose between a 3ds and a Vita. I woke up in a cold sweat, my heart was pounding.

I choose Vita because

[Kuky_nekoi]

It's decided!, I'm joining IRC.

[ohiowar]

[Zakamutt]

<AxionAzure> by the way, I bugged the subway attendant the other day!
<Zakaaeru> for a chocolate sub?
<AxionAzure> nah, I bugged them by asking a sandwich with infinite bacon
<Zakaaeru> lol
<AxionAzure> asked for a bacon one, with extra bacon and twice the bacon
<AxionAzure> and they started making ridiculous calcs to know how much bacon they should put in it
<Zakaaeru> "sorry, we only have vorpal bacon. And we're not allowed to legally sell that here, on account of i cutting through and killing you"
<AxionAzure> the line behind me wasn't too happy about it
<nohman> i've had two or three friends who work at subway, their portioning standards are pretty strict.
<nohman> *workekd
<nohman> **worked
<AxionAzure> ah, so that's why they broke their heads trying to figure it out
<AxionAzure> it was funny as hell though
<AxionAzure> I do feel sorry for them though... a little bit.

[Axion Azure]

Two straight quotes about me, nohman can save me now...

[Kuky_nekoi]

Duh!

I have a screenshot of that too! D:

[Zakamutt]

[16:34:36] DrKleiner: GODDAMN POWER SURGES
[16:34:40] Lewycool: Lewycool blushes
[16:34:50] DrKleiner: MIKA AND TATSUYA WERE ABOUT TO GO AT IT BUT NOOOO
[16:35:28] DrKleiner: "I see you're eagerly waiting for this H scene and haven't saved in a while. It would be a shame if... a surge happened"
[16:35:59] Timo (Nayleen) S.: First world porn problems...

[Lewycool]

Here is one I found

 

Don't tell nao.....~

 

[Kuky_nekoi]

 

DUH!

[Zakamutt]

Warning: terrible, graphic content

 

<hotsauce2000> So what's up with you, AxionAzure ?
<AxionAzure> I'm making a list of pick-up lines to use on Zaka
<AxionAzure> of course I plan to convert them to kyuuto igirisu before that
<hotsauce2000> Sexy
<krill> have you tried "hey wanna come to my place and see my  handcuff,and riding crop collection?"
<Zakaaeru> my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass
<AxionAzure> :<
<solidbatman> nice
<AxionAzure> I'm trying to find cheesy ones lol
<AxionAzure> but that one's really funny
<krill> "im thinking of starting a company and i have a position youd be perfect for"
<Zakaaeru> Did it hurt? When they threw you out of hell?
<Zakaaeru> Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I just date rape you?
<krill> "have you lost weight or just suffer from intestinal parasites?"
<Zakaaeru> How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to kill baby seals
<Zakaaeru> Nica shoes, can I fuck them?
<Zakaaeru> nice
<AxionAzure> ザカキュンはひどいです T~T
<Zakaaeru> はいはい
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<Gavisi> "Hey there, wanna upgrade my three and a half inch floppy to a hard drive?"
<krill> "can i shove you in a cloth bag and use you as a dakimura?"
* Vemocleus copies these down perfectly for personal use.  Sure-fire.
<Gavisi> nothing can go wrong
<AxionAzure> >"can i shove you in a cloth bag and use you as a dakimura?"
<AxionAzure> lol
<Zakaaeru> pretty good yeah
<krill> thanx i am proud of that one
<Zakaaeru> more complex: "I can see straight away that you have a great personality *look at stomach area*"
<Zakaaeru> prolly only works on fat girls
<AxionAzure> I just tweeted it as if it was mine lol
<AxionAzure> nah, didn't say it was mine, but I kinda wanted to :<
<Zakaaeru> You have pretty eyes, I want to fuck them
<krill> "theres a space on my bishoujo figure shelf with your name on it"
<Zakaaeru> my favorite color is blood, what is your favorite color?
<Zakaaeru> I guess that might work on some goth
<krill> i happen to be a goth and yes that woulda work when i was younge and single lol
<Zakaaeru> :I'm going to rape you, so you might as well make it easier for yourself and date me"
<AxionAzure> I thought of so many good ones in Portuguese that make no sense in English
<Zakaaeru> lol
<AxionAzure> that's frustrating.
<krill> "you remind me of my mom, how about you come back to my place for a rufficolada"
<Zakaaeru> alright, I have no idea what a rufficolada is
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<Vemocleus> lol
<krill> pinacolada containg ruffinala the daterape drug
<hotsauce2000> All this talk of rape is making me hungry
<AxionAzure> go buy some nukige
<krill> " i have seven voices in my head and they wanna know if you like gangbangs "
<Zakaaeru> I dare anyone to post this on irc epic quotes
<Zakaaeru> everyone*
<AxionAzure> sounds like you want that to happen, huh?
<Zakaaeru> yes
<AxionAzure> then do it yourself lol
<Zakaaeru> but
<AxionAzure> I'll be involved in another embarrassing epic quotes post
<Zakaaeru> the minute I do that my weirdness quotient increases by at least holy fuck
<AxionAzure> the third in a week...
<AxionAzure> so, who's gonna do it?

 

I am

[Zakamutt]

Zu-chan is in this one too

 

<nohman> You've played Tales of Xillia right, Zu?

<nohman> I've been playing it for part of the day.
<AxionAzure> not yet
<AxionAzure> but I own it
<nohman> ah, okay.
<AxionAzure> it's on my games backlog
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<AxionAzure> Tales games kinda require some patience
<nohman> Last tales game I played was Symponia
<nohman> *ph
<AxionAzure> but I do hear Tales of Xillia plays nice
<Zakamutt> symponya
<Zakamutt> gogo
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<nohman> It's alright.
<nohman> Hard mode is a little silly.
<AxionAzure> Symponya, a tale of having sympathy for ponies
<nohman> I'm pretty sure it's just extra health, nothing more.
<Zakamutt> the ultimate brony sim
<Zakamutt> one brony, against a WORLD THAT REJECTS HIM, fights on!
<Zakamutt> #insertjrpgplotparody
<AxionAzure> join this epic adventure
<AxionAzure> prepare for the action
<Flutterz> >jrpgplot
<Zakamutt> tagline
<Flutterz> icwutudidthar
<AxionAzure> ride to the sunset with your ponies
<Zakamutt> "What if I told you... ponies are real?"
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<AxionAzure> "Game of the Year for the next five years" -IGN
<Flutterz> "Greatest story told by mankind" -Obama
<AxionAzure> "When this game was announced, it made sense! Now... it makes even more sense!"
<nohman> That almost sounds like a real quote.
<Zakamutt> "After the pony fighting game, we thought it couldn't get any worse.
<Zakamutt> We were right."
<Zakamutt> "All we need now is for someone to add ponies to touhou."
<Flutterz> "Ponies everything."
<Zakamutt> Score: Pony our of 10
<Flutterz> "Ponies everything." -Tagline for the newest console, the Pony Slaystation
<nohman> ^checks out
<nohman> legit pun
<AxionAzure> lol
<Zakamutt> "Bronies cause massive riot as name of Sony's new console is announced"
<Zakamutt> IT LOOKS LIKE NOT ALL BRONIES HAVE UNDERSTOOD THE WHOLE FRIENDSHIP AND MAGIC BIT.
<Zakamutt> At xpm today, a demonstration of violent protesters raised banners containing their pony waifus and charged the Sony headquarters.
<nohman> "Friendship, how does it work" - ICP
<AxionAzure> "My Little Pony mounts announced for Final Fantasy XIV, Chocobos might be replaced"
<Flutterz> "Brony riot dissipated with the help of threats to draw r34"
<Kirby54729_> >implying people ride their chocobos in XIV
<nohman> I don't think that would dissipate a crowd of bronies
<AxionAzure> "PETA slams the Pony Slaystation"
<nohman> "Made out of actual ponies" - PETA
<Zakamutt> "Sony staff were later found assassinated." it is assumed a secretive group of Bronies, the "Cloppers", did the deed.
<AxionAzure> "Valve announced crossover: Left 4 Ponies to Die"
<Flutterz> "Ponies were harmed in the naming of this console."
<AxionAzure> "America has the first brony president in 2016"
<Zakamutt> "Why This Is Just A Silly Pun And People Should Chill Out" - Gaming blog. Comments instantly turn into shit.
<Flutterz> "Russia furious, one-ups the USA by electing the first pony president in 2016."
<Zakamutt> "US begins experiments attempting to produce sapient ponies"
<Zakamutt> "East Asian researchers rumored to already have succeeded, but many regard it as a hoax, what with that guy claiming he'd done human cloning before and all."
<AxionAzure> "Bronies protest on the streets requesting equal rights - Police responds with violence"
<Zakamutt> "Bronies increasingly splintered between violent and nonviolent factions."
<Flutterz> "Ponies are people too, claim Brony protestors."
<Flutterz> "Violent Brony riot breaks out after a failed attempt to love and tolerate."
<AxionAzure> "Bronies threaten to sue people who eat brownies because the words are similar"
<Zakamutt> "Brony president declares that all who are not bronies will have been 'loved and respected the shit out of' by 2020."
<AxionAzure> by the way, this has to be the most stupid thing I've seen on this channel in over half a year
<AxionAzure> lol
<nohman> Don't make it sound like you're issuing a challenge, Zu.
<Flutterz> "Russia's pony president declares that all those who refuse to love and tolerate will be sent to Syberia."
<AxionAzure> hahah
<nohman> Though, honestly, I'd be hard pressed to come up with something stupidier than this and keep it up for as long as this *is* going on.
<nohman> also *more stupid
<AxionAzure> but it was you who started it
<AxionAzure> Symponya's your creation!
<Flutterz> >stupidier
<AxionAzure> this is simply called a chain reaction
<Flutterz> is that someone who stupids?
<nohman> Way too late on that, Flutterz.
<Flutterz> I was looking at other things D:
<nohman> Also, I disavow all political and legal affiliations to Symponya

[Zakamutt]

Thank god posts aren't counted here or the multiposting would be even more gay

speaking of gay

 

<solidbatman> my bed might be gay
<solidbatman> it touches me all night

 

in hindsight how does he know his bed is male

[Flutterz]

Thank god posts aren't counted here or the multiposting would be even more gay

speaking of gay

 

<solidbatman> my bed might be gay

<solidbatman> it touches me all night

 

in hindsight how does he know his bed is male

He knows the bed is male because he's gay for it.