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  1. Mr Poltroon

    There's a reason why Suginami is the shadiest character in the Da Capo universe.

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  2. Mr Poltroon

    This one's the real teaser:

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    This one doesn't need a caption.

    1. havoc

      havoc

      it's true he is a deviant.

  3. Mr Poltroon

    Wow, I advanced three text lines consecutively by executing an unintended, but dexterous, movement.

    I picked up my keyboard, accidentally clicking 'enter', whilst moving my mouse, and I accidentally hit said mouse in the keyboard, clicking the left mouse button in the process, and by hitting the keyboard my finger slipped, scrolling down the mouse wheel as well.

    Therefore, I clicked 'enter', 'left mouse button' and scrolled down in quick succession, advancing three lines.
    You've got nothing on these skillz.

    1. Shikomizue

      Shikomizue

      You should go into Major League Visual Novel Gaming, I'm sure they'd accept your sweet skillz.

    2. Fred the Barber

      Fred the Barber

      That's got nothing on my "accidentally hold the Ctrl button for several seconds and fast-forward past half a scene" technique.

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Pfffft.

      Look at me trying to use Ctrl+Prt Screen to screenshot a scene and skipping the next three altogether.

  4. Mr Poltroon

    Yumina the Ethereal:

    Spoiler

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    1. Dergonu

      Dergonu

      I have to ask, is one of the characters called "Hum", or...? What is the deal with the "hum" there? Is it someone saying ふむ? (If so, dear lord, that translation.)

      Also, I want one of those radars!!! :pyaa:

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      That "Hum..." means "Hmm...". Which means it could have been a typo or just a weird spelling. I accidentally use "hum" rather often, too, because that's how it is in my native tongue.

    3. Dergonu

      Dergonu

      Aha, I see. That does make more sense than it being a weird translation of ふむ :sacchan:

  5. Mr Poltroon

    "I sold my soul for a watermelon" 02/11/14

  6. Mr Poltroon

    "Is there some sort of "Kick Me" sign stuck to the defense's bench!?"

  7. Mr Poltroon

    "My stomach's gonna eat itself if we don't hurry up" 06/11/14

  8. Mr Poltroon

    "Was this a providence by God? If so, I'd hope that God would mind his own business."

  9. Mr Poltroon

    "What the hell was that wriggling piece of plywood!?"

  10. Mr Poltroon

    "What? What?" 08/10/14

  11. Mr Poltroon

    Apparently people think you're female just by having a female in your avatar.

    1. Yukiru

      Yukiru

      So you want others to think you're a female, that's good to know.

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Not exactly, I was more interested in seeing how many people are that prejudiced, but I quickly decided it's a worthless endeavour given my time on the forums.

  12. Mr Poltroon

    By His royal decree you are to pay me an amount equal or superior to 666€ or whatever inferior equivalent currency your forsaken island uses.

    You can find His exact words quoted below:

    • Tiagofvarela
      By the way, I've been wondering, when you pay me for the damages that will ensue from all the wasted E-Mail space that's a consequence of all these notifications I'm getting; will it be from your personal money or Fuwa's funds?
       
    • Tay
      Rooke kindly volunteered to pay those damages.
       
    • Tiagofvarela
      I'll go bug him for it then.
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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Thank you. The aid is much apperitiated.

    3. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      • Tiagofvarela Today 4:49 PM
        Rooke appears to be somewhat confused as for paying my E-Mail damages.
      • Tay Today 4:49 PM
        Just keep sending him a receipt
      • Tiagofvarela Today 4:49 PM
        Will do.
      • Tay Today 4:49 PM
        feel free to add interest
    4. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      But that’s the money I’m setting aside to upgrade my computer so I can finally immerse myself in the Witcher 3 for months on end without eating or sleeping. It’s gonna take a bit of an upgrade… and I should really remove the 5 ¼ floppy drive, people keep telling me nobody uses them anymore :(

      You should go see this person called ‘SolidBatman’ instead. Rumour has it he’s so overflowing with cash, he’s giving out nuggets of pure gold to random hobos. Also, tell Tay he’s a funny, funny man and terrible, terrible things happen to such people :P

  13. Mr Poltroon

    Curious batch of friends you have... Fantastic profile though.

  14. Mr Poltroon

    Current Status: Busy

  15. Mr Poltroon

    Current Status: Grumpy

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      Hope you cheer up soon!

  16. Mr Poltroon

    Currently taking a rest from both forum, and real life.

    1. Eclipsed

      Eclipsed

      Hi Taiga's dad plz take care of Tango we all miss his Tiagness

  17. Mr Poltroon

    Ever17 - The game so well thought out they even have an excuse not to show the protagonist's face.

  18. Mr Poltroon

    Facepalming at myself for thinking switching the avatar was a good idea.

    1. Kosakyun

      Kosakyun

      You weren't Tiago without your usual avatar.

      I couldn't take you seriously, even though I never took you seriously before.

  19. Mr Poltroon

    Fuwanovel's big change of the quarter. Here's hoping this is enough chaos and rioting to satisfy Tay's inner desires and actually get him to work on things.

    1. Tay

      Tay

      Nevah

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Colour me surprised.

  20. Mr Poltroon

    Grumpy Penguin spell is wearing off...

  21. Mr Poltroon

    Happy Birthday to thee.

  22. Mr Poltroon

    Have a nice Christmas. It's the only time most of us humans focus on the good things and not the bad.

    1. 傍観者

      傍観者

      You too. And that's a very true statement. But aren't any holidays sort of like this as well?

    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Holidays are to have fun, but that's not necessarily the case for Christmas, where charity and being nice still, somehow, top the list.

    3. 傍観者

      傍観者

      I guess that's how it's supposed be around the world. Too bad it's not the case for Italy. Everyone keeps everything to themselves here, no matter what time of year or what holiday it is. Can't really blame them, since most people have little to no money to spend on things other than bills and food.

  23. Mr Poltroon

    I cannot believe I had let my spirit stoop so low... Had I forgotten about the eloquence of words? Well, no more, for I am back in the nonsensically wordy manner of my earlier posts on this forum! All credit goes to Rintaro Okabe, who expertly reminded me of the reason why I joined forums in the first place. Let the mere fools taste my overly complicated and most of the time grammatically incorrect sentences!

    1. Darklord Rooke

      Darklord Rooke

      Heh, welcome back :3

  24. Mr Poltroon

    I guess I do have a sharp tongue, if not outright poisonous...

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    2. Mr Poltroon

      Mr Poltroon

      Of course. For the sake of comedy everything is allowed! ...is what I was told the other day. I don't see any good reason to not use this in my defence.

      Though I do somewhat wonder as to the veracity of that quote...

      PS: I know. My bells were all tingling but I couldn't find any message the first time either.

  25. Mr Poltroon

    I have concluded the Sprite Maker Nosebleed provided is unhealthy, and I should not have ever tried it out.

    1. Ceris

      Ceris

      Another victim.

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