Zenophilious

hehehe she won't even notice my hidden cameras!

Hehe... Straight...

That is the face of sheer terror.
 
It was the only h-scene i could never take seriously in any VN. Ever.

I don't know if that's the original japanese text. It's likely that a lot of these things come from the translators and not the original script.
I forgot which novel it was but it said "..something FTW" I'm pretty sure FTW is not a japanese term. That might be just me.
 
But as far as funniest things in VNs I will forever remember that scene in Little Busters where Kurugaya told Kud to add "God damn" to the beginning of her sentences and "Touch me and I'll beat the crap out of you " to the end. And then Komari goes to her and asks if she wants to play catch ball to which Kud replies "God damn, I can't right now. Touch me and I'll beat the crap out of you" to which Komari runs away crying in fear. It was so hilarious I laughed for a couple minutes.
Not to mention how Rin imitated the same actions which just added to the fun.

Ahhhh.  Strange, but it makes a little sense now.  Thanks for the responses.  Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.  GEEE EYEEEE JOEEEE!
 
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I have several!

"The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you, the dawn is coming." -Harvey Dent (The Dark Knight)

"Listen Simon... Don't forget. Believe in yourself. Not in the you who believes in me. Not the me who believes in you. Believe in the you who believes in yourself." -Kamina (Gurren Lagann)

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

"Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds." -Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Of course, this list wouldn't be complete without the quote rant from my signature:

“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” -Cave Johnson (Portal 2)

"Everything starting point has 3 main choices and every choice has 3 branches." -Sparkker (Bored)

Meaning:
Your choice can either be a positive, negative and a to-be decided choice. If you imagine Kagari's life theory, the two branches going to the side are the positive and negative, while the middle one is the to-be decided one. A to-be decided choice always align to a positive, negative or neutral. If it doesn't, then your story will never end. Although, it doesn't necessarily mean that the 3rd choice is always there. The 3rd choice is the neutral chain bringer that brings the possibility of going a new kind of positive.

To better Clarify: I'll give you a mini-game for you to have fun with. If you want to play it.





Chose B:



Chose B:




Chose C:




If you chose B:




Chose B:



Chose C:




If you chose C:




~ How bored I really am

Brings a tear to the eye =')

"Who-the-hell-do-you-think-I-am-Kick!!!!!!!!!" -Kamina

"I'm Batman."

Did you really expect anything else from me?

For me there is only one that comes to mind. Having spent my entire adult life as a US Marine, this strikes home for me.

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.”
― Dwight D. Eisenhower

Yes, thats a quote arguing the merits of war!!

Welcome to the forums! What VNs have you played? And maybe this little post will help you avoid lurking. Hope to see you around the forums!

Yes first time posting cake, and finds a good picture for Cakeageddon. 1 for 1, I retire now from cake posting.