sanahtlig Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I recently stumbled on this groundbreaking research, and I thought I would share this new insight with you all to show that your tax dollars are making a difference. When contacted for comment, the senior researcher in charge of the project wrote: We still have much to learn about how the minds of these fascinating creatures tick. We're currently investigating how to translate this basic research for use in applications such as domestication and integration. Such research faces many challenges, as the creatures are unruly and current protocols prohibit us from using traditional methods of tissue harvest such as unanesthetized retro-orbital bleeds and live decapitation. While we respect and understand that these protocols are in place to promote ethical and responsible research practices, we would like the public to understand that such safeguards introduce tradeoffs that increase the cost and diminish the pace of research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astro Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "counscious" Very science. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sanahtlig Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 English is the language of science, yet research is frequently performed by non-native English speakers. solidbatman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hsmsful Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 "Moaning" ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zakamutt Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 old research Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalor Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Very enlightening, now I can finally understand what goes on inside Astro's mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnip Sensei Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 What is that picture in the upper left corner? Droopy maggot with eyes? It's super creepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darklord Rooke Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I thought it was a mosquito Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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