solidbatman Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 "Well then I'll summon my golden horde of wild bears to burn down the village that I'm funding!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 "Then I want to be rich good sir!", she didn't want to be responsible for the destruction of a village, and being rich couldn't be too bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 But the being, being itself, smirked and said, "Not that fast, lass! It all fall under to one condition." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeith Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 "Pray tell, what would the condition be?" asked the little sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 "You must dive in this pool made of gold coins." said the being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 So, the girl removed her clothes and dove naked into the pool which was filled with coins, and the feeling of the cold metal against her skin thrilled her a little, and though she might have imagined it, the coins seemed to caress her body as though alive; at the exact same moment, a random cow floated so close to Joe-onii-chan, who was still inside the zero-g farming dome, that a few of the hairs on its hide brushed the tip of his nose, whereupon he reacted with annoyance and pushed the cow away, but the force of the cow pushed him back with equal force against the ultraglass wall of the dome, and Joe sighed and began to wonder whether this zero-g farming thing really had any qualiaffordance at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldin Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 the glass, which was much weaker than it should have been in hindsight, cracked and shattered, plunging joe into the black depths of space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Which luckily sent him straight into a wormhole that lead into the pool of gold coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 and he landed on his naked imouto, head in between her legs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldin Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 unfortunately for her, him being exposed to the vacuum of space did little for his health. half dead, frozen, and corpsified, she felt her sanity points draining as her brother's blood thawed and dripped onto her exposed flesh. the encounter left her mentally and emotionally scarred for the rest of her life, and she would never see him again without going into fits of hysteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 But at least she was rich, filthy rich even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 As it turns out the gold coins were actually made from nuclear waste, and thus the health of both our hero and our imouto declined steadily even more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
p4izanagi Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 after that , one of the gold coins turns into a super yellow-ish monster ! . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 And the both of them screamed and tried to run away, with his imouto naked, he just can't stop seeing her with his eyes while they were running. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeith Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 The hero, already half-dead from space, still has the time to fantasize about his imouto, when suddenly... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldin Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 she dies of radiation poisoning, and the shock of seeing her death before his eyes as well as the after effects of his journey through space causes this thread to never have a little sister character ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 The gods looked down upon this event and said "Steve shall not rest until the imouto survives; we must prepare for his return." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipsezero Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Thus our hero was given a power that would last throughout his existence through space and time, through lives and deaths, through the death of the universe and this thread, to remove the existence of his little sister and replace her with a sidekick badass by denying any one of her requests or questions just once, without any side effects, and this power could not be removed by any force within the universe or outside...this power was called, "Bromance". THAT HURT TO TYPE WHY DID I DO THAT OH GOD/wrists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 But then for some reason a mysterious entity called "Steve" managed to REWRITE the very rule and made it so that every hero always had an irreplaceable loli imouto. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 But all of these events made the laws of the universe a great mayhem, and thus all those imoutos were actually traps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Except a single one, referred in legends as the TRUE IMOUTO, will she be able to survive all the assassination attempts from trap and shota loving supervillain Badman, will she one day find peace, embraced in the arms of her oniichan from whom she got separated when she was little? [find out in the next episode of "Kill cute imouto in a brutal way" on FuwanTV] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solidbatman Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Unbeknownst to Steve, Badman was neither a shotacon, nor the murderer of imouto (except for that one time) and only wants peace in the plains of Fuwanovel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 And after the universe became (even more) chaotic, the plains of Fuwanovel were located on the aforementioned moon of Mars where the zero-g farming dome used to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Before anyone knew it, the world was already a complete dystopia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 The only remaining entertainment on earth was because there was now an invincible disembodied flying fist that would randomly descend down and punch someone in the face, causing bystanders to laugh hysterically until it KO'd them as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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