eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "A horror with a gentleman's heart! Magnificent! In fact, I find thee so magnificent I would become a boy scout such as yourself! What is your fine name, my grotesque sir?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Down Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "I go by the name of Nrfhqtrsqz von Heartlan von Papriloujevsky Josepha Muren Albus Reinapadra, but you can call me Joe". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "Such a fine name. Now is there a place for me among you and your fellow boy scouts?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinghidetora Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "Onii-chan mustn't submit to the forces of evil," the sister began, "because Onii-chan has yet to make me breakfast!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "I am disappointed in you, young sister, that you display such racism! Ours is a modern world, I cannot believe you would discriminate based on what one looks like. For shame! You shan't have the pleasure of having my wonderful, glorious, breakfast until you change thy ancient ways!" After the exaggerated claim of disappointment, our hero turns his face towards Joe, awaiting an answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "we actually eat babies so she wasn't wrong", said Joe. solidbatman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 I'm sure you do it for good reasons", the hero shrugged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tief Blau Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "We do" replied Joe "However, for our ancient race, any of yours seems but a child. So I will proceed to devour your soul now". And with that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "Wait, I have a perfect deal for you!" Dramatically pointing behind him, our hero exclaims "Consume the souls of these two ladies, and I shall give thee Excalibur! And join thy boy scouts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 "No I am sorry, I must devour your soul, your two friends are too young for me." replied the monstrosity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipsezero Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 As our hero is consumed, a miracle happens, somehow the two forces combine to form... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 Captain Planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Suddenly a spaceship appeared and shot captain planet, breaking him into two smaller fragments; then it shot each of those fragments, breaking them into still smaller fragments, which nearly crashed into the spaceship at amazing speed, but the ship dodged by entering hyperspace, and finally it fired a burst of 4 shots and annihilated all of the fragments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastN3 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 The now dead Captain Planet's sister looked up at the sky and said "Eh..I never liked him all that much anyway." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 And that, children, is the true story of how Santa's reindeers learned how to fly. We now begin a new tale... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldin Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Captain Planet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwJaELXadKo that begins on the moon of mars ten hundred years ago tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shcboomer Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 There our new hero named Joe S was about to begin a new adventure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoom909 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 An adventure in zero-gravity farming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tay Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 Indeed, Joe was a farmer, and as he tended to his crops one day, he lamented that he hadn't the time to go to Tosche station to pick up some power converters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 so he sent his cute little sister I am too infected by chinamiism already, cant be helped, cant think of anything else than imoutos and lolis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinghidetora Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Her journey to the station was an arduous and long one, but she wasn't worried, because she knew that her wonderful Onii-chan would be watching over her always, and this caused her to skip ever more playfully along the lunar path. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeith Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 But, on her way there, she encounters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipsezero Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 A being literally made out of gold coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beato Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 "Do ya wanna be rich, lil' lass!", It exclaimed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alice Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 The girl was a bit suspicious about this talking being, but somehow she just shrugged it away, and exclaimed, trying to confirm her thought, "What if I say I don't?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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