Damonkala Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Granted, as long as you're studying the history of cows. I wish I was good at rythm games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuky_nekoi Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Yeah, you're a rythm game god, but now you're bored because all the games are too easy for you. I want a girlfriend, but a 2D one, the 3D ones are messy and only make more problems... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Granted but she is made from a 3D printer i wish for more magical powers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katatsumuri Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Granted. The amount of magical power has been increased so much that reality gives up and turns the world inside-out. I wish I could understand any Human language and it's writing. Even the dead languages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Granted, but it's impossible to recognize which language is being spoken to you I wish my headache would go away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ragnar Matryoshka Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Granted, now there is a missile coming your way and there's no way to dodge that (This missile is a homing missile which only targetting people without headache #talkaboutrandom)I wish my wish corrupted with a random answer. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, But what's random to you is normal to anyone else. You get a fedora but that's just normal for you. I wish I could stop time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaguya Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 you can completely stop time, but you need to stop your time too. We're now all trapped in a timeless hell where no one thinks and it's basically like we're all dead, since time won't go back to normal. I wish for a good avatar pic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 It's so good that everyone else quits coming here because of the shame of not having your avatar I wish I could walk on water Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, but only when you handstand walk. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce, and mustard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 The turkey is green, the rye is moldy, the lettuce is brown, and the mustard is super spicy I wish I knew how to handstand walk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, now you can only handstand walk. I wish I was better at cooking pancakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvachief Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted. Pancakes are now toxic. I wish anatomy was easy to learn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, now everything else is hard to learn. I wish no one got sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted but life span is shorted by 70% i wish i had something fun to do (have loads off things to but am to lazy and it ain't fun) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, I hope you find bungee jumping off a bridge with a rusty chain fun. I wish space travel was more advanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, but aliens find Earth and attack us I wish I had lots of money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, but aliens find Earth and attack us I wish I had lots of money Granted It's all from a third world country that nobody's ever heard of. I wish making up wishes was as easy as corrupting them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted but all you wishes are coruppted from the start i wish i was married to Rossweisse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanleys Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 AIDS I wish for more wishes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mevvrynne Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 AIDS I wish for more wishes Granted, but every wish you make erases a volume of Ookami to Koushinryou (Spice and Wolf for people who didn't know) from existence. I wish a meteor would hit that damn dog across the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Damonkala Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, everything within a 50 mile radius of said dog also get hit. I wish math wasn't monotonous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted, everything within a 50 mile radius of said dog also get hit. I wish math wasn't monotonous. Granted. Everyone now speaks in numbers instead of letters. I wish for magical underwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sioxz Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted but they make you gentials smaller/bigger depending on gender i wish i had a harem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zodai Posted October 11, 2013 Share Posted October 11, 2013 Granted but they make you gentials smaller/bigger depending on gender i wish i had a harem Granted. Everyone is a Yandere. And there's 10. Five of them have consistent access to a sharp weapon, Seven have relatives related to the criminal underground Three have been known to strangle people in their hair Four have a really, REALLY creepy laugh. Two of them have instant access to a nuclear bomb And all ten of them will kill you if you ever look up their skirts. I wish for more absurd corruptions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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