JustThisOne Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, but you do not know how to use your TARDIS and you are hunted by the Daleks for the rest of eternity. I wish I had solar panels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, you have solar panels on a planet with no sun. Since mine is cracked.....I wish I had a new mask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, that your new mask would be too large for your head. I wish I could hug Shirai Kuroko. <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted she hugs, and then stabs you. I wish I was organized! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, you're so organized you don't have time for anything fun. I wish I had chaos powers that can't hurt me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, you're so organized you don't have time for anything fun. I wish I had chaos powers that can't hurt me. Granted, that it can't hurt others too. I wish I was a moe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeroDragon12 Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but a bunch of creepy dudes kidnaps you because of your moeness and you're never seen again. I wish for the next person wish to be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, that my wish would be to fuck you. I wish I'd have my cute lolis in frilly skirts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenshin_sama Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, but they also wear shorts underneath. I wish mosquitoes didn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, mosquitoes no longer exist, and thus were unable to use disease to kill off an ancient species which now has killed all humans. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon a star tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, mosquitoes no longer exist, and thus were unable to use disease to kill off an ancient species which now has killed all humans. I wish I may, I wish I might, I wish upon a star tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, that there are no stars tonight. I wish there wasn't a performance test in Architectural Drafting today. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phersu Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, it tastes better than crap, but not by much. I wish I wasn't such an apathetic, emotionally detached, sociopathic bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, your new found emotions cause you to suicide. I wish Fuwanovel was the most popular fan page on facebook. LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Granted, your new found emotions cause you to suicide. I wish Fuwanovel was the most popular fan page on facebook. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andulir Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 I wish I could grope crunchytaco. Oh wait. -gropes- Granted but your hands and arms are disappears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I wish you had a wish I could corrupt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sirjabberwock Posted November 10, 2014 Share Posted November 10, 2014 Granted, but you'd probably just post a terrible response, killing the thread once again. I wish my waifu was real. LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Auuuu... That hurts... Granted, but she hates you. I wish I could go and grope my classmates' chests without stares of hostility~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Auuuu... That hurts... Granted, but she hates you. I wish I could go and grope my classmates' chests without stares of hostility~ Granted, but only because they didn't know (they were asleep or something) and they all have previously unknown breast cancer lumps. Do you tell them or not? I wish UPS speedometers could go higher than 5mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosakyun Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, that it'll activate if your speed is not exactly 5mph. I wish I didn't feel sleepy all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriMw0lf69 Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Sigh.. I had this all written, then my browser decided to go back.. Time to rewrite it. Granted. But you can never sleep again, and still have symptoms of sleep exhaustion (Except for death.). Within 2 weeks, you go insane. After 3 weeks, your shoe tells you to kill your neighbor, so you do. While in prison, the "person in the walls" screams at you, begging to be saved day and night until eventually, you bash your head into the wall to the point of becoming paralyzed. You can no longer move, or talk. For the rest of your life, you will remain awake and conscious, listening to the screaming agony of the voices in your head, and the hallucinations that have become your reality. You will live the next 42 years and 124 days of your life with a broken mind, waiting and begging for it to end. Have fun~ <3 I wish for my wishes to be incorruptible. What now?! Oh, but before that.. Give me super powers. The awesome kind. Like taking a dump and not having to wipe. Surprise me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, but you can't really wish for anything big. Absolute power and all that. Therefore your second wish is out. I wish for uh.... nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted, but you can't really wish for anything big. Absolute power and all that. Therefore your second wish is out. I wish for uh.... nothing. Granted, you get nothing except your wish being granted on an online forum I wish I could play horror games without freaking out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
corntastic Posted November 11, 2014 Share Posted November 11, 2014 Granted but now you have a crippling addiction to lithium to sustain that nonfreakoutness. I wish it would get warmer and not be frigid like crazy ex girlfriends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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