Chewy Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, but you have turned into a kewl pair of sunglasses I wish I can sleep right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, you fall asleep for 0.5 seconds. I wish Grisaia no Meikyuu and Rakuen were translated already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nohman Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, they are now translated into swahili. I wish I could at least muster up the energy to read visual novels while I'm procrastinating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERO! Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, they are now translated into swahili. I wish I could at least muster up the energy to read visual novels while I'm procrastinating. Granted, but you dont have the energy to use the toilet anymore. I wish the swahili visual novels were 1. translated to english, 2. on fuwanovel, 3. downloadale, 4. playable and without any bugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalChaos Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, but you dont have the energy to use the toilet anymore. I wish the swahili visual novels were 1. translated to english, 2. on fuwanovel, 3. downloadale, 4. playable and without any bugs Granted, but you hit your head and forget english, it takes 5 years for you learn english again. I wish I could study without getting distracted or bored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, but you hit your head and forget english, it takes 5 years for you learn english again. I wish I could study without getting distracted or bored. Granted, but you study biology and find no job. I wish i could have a research team for myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, but you study biology and find no job. I wish i could have a research team for myself. Granted. They waste all of your funding on researching what to research, start arguing about religion and end up having a huge public brawl. You're arrested for starting a riot. I wish I had 20/20 vision and didn't need any kind of vision correction to see properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted. They waste all of your funding on researching what to research, start arguing about religion and end up having a huge public brawl. You're arrested for starting a riot. I wish I had 20/20 vision and didn't need any kind of vision correction to see properly. Granted, there is nothing worth seeing. I wish my wish would not be granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Granted, there is nothing worth seeing. I wish my wish would not be granted. I wish that F2P apps didn't exist so the filthy casuals would stop calling themselves gamers. LiquidShu 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 I wish that F2P apps didn't exist so the filthy casuals would stop calling themselves gamers. Granted, now CoD players are recognized as avid gamers. I wish I had a cool wish to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalChaos Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 Granted, now CoD players are recognized as avid gamers. I wish I had a cool wish to wish. Granted, but the interpretation of cool has changed. Now wishing for plants growing out from your nose is considered cool. I wish I had a balance of hard-work and having fun and lazing around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted. You are now part of Congress. Your job is to walk a tightrope during congressional sessions, and if you fall, you drink. Oh but you're also a scapegoat to blame when taxpayers demand to know where their money is going and because you're technically "above" the constitution, the government can't help you when the people rage。 I humbly wish for 300 of your finest soldiers and a sea-worthy vessel with able crew, so I may slay the dragon that razed my village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidShu Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted you all die at sea. I wish I would get a Dragon Lore drop from CS:Go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted. Oh no... your pc is hacked because you neglected CPU security. I wish sun glasses were actually made of suns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurisu-Chan Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but your eyes burns. I wish i had an unlimited stock of dr Pepper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 26, 2014 Share Posted August 26, 2014 Granted, but your eyes burns. I wish i had an unlimited stock of dr Pepper. Granted, "dr Pepper" is the new scientific name for sulfuric acid. I wish I had a PS Vita. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sakanaとkoeda Posted August 27, 2014 Share Posted August 27, 2014 Granted. But it's region-locked to medieval France. Granted you all die at sea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted. But it's region-locked to medieval France. Ummm...I wish we were saved by a kawaii mahou shoujo and make it safely to the dragon's continent. Granted. You're rescued by Mahou Shoujo Chiruchiru, who proceeds to drive you so insane with her crappy tsundere lines in the process that, once you arrive, you commit suicide by running directly into the dragon's gullet right as he belches out a gout of flame. You manage to die from a combination of severe burns and liquidation caused by the dragon's powerful gastric juices. The spirits of your dead friends and neighbors are making fun of you and your hilarious death, and don't particularly care that you failed to avenge them. I wish that disco was still cool and dubstep was universally hated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insania Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted. You're rescued by Mahou Shoujo Chiruchiru, who proceeds to drive you so insane with her crappy tsundere lines in the process that, once you arrive, you commit suicide by running directly into the dragon's gullet right as he belches out a gout of flame. You manage to die from a combination of severe burns and liquidation caused by the dragon's powerful gastric juices. The spirits of your dead friends and neighbors are making fun of you and your hilarious death, and don't particularly care that you failed to avenge them. I wish that disco was still cool and dubstep was universally hated. Granted. However dubstep is now played at all discos. I wish I could fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satoshikyouma Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 granted but unfortunately,your flying skills will last about two minutes. I wish I had a horse with a badass cannons and all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalChaos Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 granted but unfortunately,your flying skills will last about two minutes. I wish I had a horse with a badass cannons and all that. Granted, but while you are trying to sit on it, you mistakenly fire a cannon. The next thing you know is that there is a cannon ball sticking out of your nose. I wish I could become a super saiyan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenophilious Posted August 28, 2014 Share Posted August 28, 2014 Granted, but while you are trying to sit on it, you mistakenly fire a cannon. The next thing you know is that there is a cannon ball sticking out of your nose. I wish I could become a super saiyan. Granted. You turn into Krillin, who gains the ability to go Super Saiyan right before he dies again. I wish I could go back in time and watch the good Pokémon seasons as a kid. Seriously, my parents didn't let me watch it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crunchytaco Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted. You turn into Krillin, who gains the ability to go Super Saiyan right before he dies again. I wish I could go back in time and watch the good Pokémon seasons as a kid. Seriously, my parents didn't let me watch it. Granted. The year is 1997 and Pokemon just aired in Japan. You are a 1-2 year old toddler from Hokkaido. Because you were so young, you couldn't remember anything. I wish I could clean up scratches off hardwood floor with a towel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SanadaShadow Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted. However, the towel is now sentient and feels the pain of splinters. You monster. Also it can cast a spell that not only heals 999999 damage to you, but puts scratches all over your floor again. I wish I had the liberty of putting a profile pic without getting banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Funyarinpa Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Granted. However, the towel is now sentient and feels the pain of splinters. You monster. Also it can cast a spell that not only heals 999999 damage to you, but puts scratches all over your floor again. I wish I had the liberty of putting a profile pic without getting banned. Granted, now posting anything gets you banned permanently. From the Internet. I wish I could install Bioshock Infinite from disc on my PC (Steam makes me download it instead). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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